Flores v. United States Congress

FILED MAY 13 2013 Clerk, U.S. District and Bankruptcy Cou rts UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBlA Xavier Flores, ) ) Plaintiff, ) ) v. ) Civil Action No. ® @, , ) l 3 ' 7 5 United States Congress, ) ) Defendants. ) ) MEl\/IORANDUM OPINION This matter is before the Court on review of plaintiffs pro se complaint and application to proceed in_f`orma pczuperis. The Court will grant plaintiff’s application to proceed in forma pauperis and will dismiss this action for lack of subject matter jurisdiction. See Fed. R. Civ. P. l2(h)(3) (requiring the court to dismiss an action "at any time" it determines that subject matter jurisdiction is wanting). Plaintiff, a homeless individual who submitted more than 30 cryptic complaints within the first two weeks of March alone, sues the United States Congress for its “breech [sic] and failure of oath of office . . . ." Compl. at l. He demands a "re-evaluation of all the members of the U.S. Congress" and their "retraining." Id. at 2. The law is clear that “federal courts are without power to entertain claims otherwise within theirjurisdiction if they are ‘so attenuated and unsubstantial as to be absolutely devoid of inerit.’ " Hagans v. Lavz`ne, 415 U.S. 528, 536-7 (1974) (quoting Newburyporl Waler Co. v. Newburyporr, 193 U.S. 561, 579 (1904)); accord Tooley v. Napofz`iano, 586 F.3d 1006, 1009 (D.C. Cir. 2009) ("A complaint may be dismissed on jurisdictional grounds when it "is ‘patently insubstantial,’ presenting no federal question suitable 1 for decision.") (quoting Best v. Kelly, 39 F.3d 328, 330 (D.C. Cir. 1994). The instant complaint satisfies this standard and, therefore, will be dismissed A separate order accompanies this Memorandum Opinion. N\~ , 2013 Date: May; nited tates District Judge