Colbert v. McDonald's Restaurant

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT fILED FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA NOV - 3 2010 Clerk. U.S. District & Bankruptcy Courts for the District of Columbia ) Antonio Colbert, ) ) Plaintiff, ) ) v. ) ) Civil Action No. 10 Its76 McDonald's Restaurant, ) ) Defendant. ) ) MEMORANDUM OPINION This matter is before the Court on plaintiff s pro se complaint and application to proceed in forma pauperis. The Court will grant plaintiffs application and dismiss the complaint for lack of subject matter jurisdiction. The subject matter jurisdiction of the federal district courts is limited and is set forth generally at 28 U.S.C. §§ 1331 and 1332. Under those statutes, federal jurisdiction is available only when a "federal question" is presented or the parties are of diverse citizenship and the amount in controversy exceeds $75,000. A party seeking relief in the district court must at least plead facts that bring the suit within the court's jurisdiction. See Fed. R. Civ. P. 8(a). Failure to plead such facts warrants dismissal of the action. See Fed. R. Civ. P. 12(h)(3). Plaintiff, a District of Columbia resident, sues a McDonald's restaurant in the District for alleged harassment and food poisoning. Compl. at 2. He seeks $100,000 in damages. The complaint neither presents a federal question nor provides a basis for diversity jurisdiction because the parties are not of diverse citizenship. Plaintiffs recourse lies, if at all, in the Superior Court of the District of Columbia. A separate Order of dismissal accompanies this Memorandum Opinion. ~- Date: October~, 2010 2