dissenting,
in which BIRCH, Circuit Judge, joins:I. Background
A. The Telecommunications Act of 1996 and reciprocal compensation
In 1996, Congress amended the Communications Act of 1934, see Telecommunications Act of 1996 (“1996 Act”), Pub. L. 104-104, 110 Stat. 56 (codified at 47 U.S.C. § 151 et seq.), in an effort to deregulate the telecommunications industry — especially the local exchanges once thought to be entrenched natural monopolies. Sections 251 and 252 form the heart of the 1996 Act. Section 251 imposes several obligations on incumbent local exchange carriers (“ILECs”).1 Section 252 covers *1286the implementation of these obligations, giving significant authority to states in a regulatory scheme that has been dubbed “cooperative federalism.” See, e.g., Philip J. Weiser, Chevron, Cooperative Federalism, and Telecommunications Reform, 52 Vand. L. Rev. 1 (1999). Section 252 establishes two tracks for interconnecting ILECs and competitive local exchange carriers (“CLECs”). One is the “voluntary” track pursuant to section 252(a)2 and section 252(e).3 If the ILEC and CLEC enter into a voluntary agreement, the state public service commission (“PSC”)4 is charged with the task of approving or rejecting the agreement. See 28 U.S.C. § 252(e). There are only two available grounds for rejecting the agreement. First, the PSC might believe that the agreement is discriminatory and thus unfair to a third-party CLEC. Second, the PSC might believe that the agreement is inconsistent with the public interest, convenience, and necessity. See 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(2)(A). The PSC cannot impose specific obligations on the parties who reach a voluntary agreement. In other words, the parties are exempt from the specific obligations of section 251. See 47 U.S.C. § 252(a) (“[ILECs and CLECs may] enter into a binding agreement ... without regard to the standards set forth in subsections (b) and (c) of section 251 of this title.”). Another option comes into play if the ILEC and CLEC refuse to come to an agreement: the state PSC can arbitrate the dispute and, in the process, impose section 251 obligations on the parties. See 47 U.S.C. § 252(b) (“Agreements arrived at through compulsory arbitration”). Both determinations by the PSC— the decision to approve or reject a voluntary agreement and the decision to impose various requirements through arbitration — are renewable in federal court. See 28 U.S.C. § 251(e)(6).5
One obligation that all LECs have under section 251 is the duty to form a reciprocal compensation agreement with competing LECs. See 47 U.S.C. § 251(b)(5). When a customer of LEC A calls a customer of LEC B, LEC B is entitled to demand compensation for terminating the call of LEC A’s customer. One option the LECs have is to agree to a “bill and keep” system of compensation whereby each LEC considers the total termination costs a wash, thereby eliminating the necessity of a billing arrangement and its concomitant *1287administrative costs. See Stuart M. Benjamin, Douglas G. Lichtman, and Howard A. Shelanski, Telecommunications Law and Policy 934 (2001). Another option is for each LEC to pay the other for every call termination. In the past, ILECs and CLECs have frequently chosen the latter option in their voluntary agreements. This choice caused ILECs trouble when CLECs sought as their primary customers certain entities that were net receivers of telephone calls (and therefore rarely placed calls to the customers of ILECs). One such customer is the Internet service provider (“ISP”), whose metaphysical status has caused the FCC tremendous definitional problems.
The FCC eventually weighed in, however, in an effort to fix the perceived asymmetry.6 The FCC made the tentative conclusion that ISP-bound calls are “interstate,” rather than “local,” and thus not subject to reciprocal compensation charges. That is, ILECs were not required to pay CLECs for the termination of ISP-bound calls. In accordance with the statute, the FCC left open the possibility of private agreements to the contrary. A CLEC and an ILEC could, for example, pay each other for the termination of ISP-bound calls notwithstanding the FCC’s conclusion that ISP-bound calls are not “local.”
B. This dispute
The ILEC in this case, BellSouth Telecommunications, Inc. (“BellSouth”), declined to pay reciprocal compensation fees to various CLECs. The Georgia Public Service Commission (“GPSC”) adjudicated the dispute, holding that the parties were required to compensate each other for the termination of ISP-bound calls.7 Bell-South sought review in federal district court of the GPSC’s Order, asserting federal jurisdiction under 28 U.S.C. § 1331 and 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6). The district court rejected BellSouth’s arguments on the merits, holding that (1) the GPSC’s Order did not violate federal law and (2) the GPSC’s application of Georgia contract law to the voluntary agreement was not an “arbitrary and capricious” analysis.8 A panel of this court reversed, holding that the GPSC lacked authority under state and federal law to enforce and interpret interconnection agreements and that this authority must rest with state courts rath*1288er than PSCs. The panel also held that the district court lacked jurisdiction under 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6). See BellSouth Telecomms., Inc. v. MCImetro Access Transmission Servs., Inc., 278 F.3d 1223 (11th Cir.2002), vacated, BellSouth Telecomms., Inc. v. MCImetro Access Transmission Servs., Inc., 297 F.3d 1276 (11th Cir.2002). After the panel’s decision was rendered, the Supreme Court issued its decision in Verizon Md. Inc. v. Pub. Serv. Comm’n of Md., 535 U.S. 635, 122 S.Ct. 1753, 152 L.Ed.2d 871 (2002), which touches upon many of the issues in this case.
I would hold that (1) the authority of the GPSC under Georgia law is a state law issue that this court should decline to reach, and that federal law does not preclude PSCs from adjudicating post-agreement disputes if states make the choice to allocate adjudicative power to their PSCs; (2) the district court did not have jurisdiction under 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6) for several reasons, not least among which is the fact that the plain language of the statute does not provide for appellate review in the district courts of PSC adjudications of post-agreement disputes; (3) the district court did not have jurisdiction under 28 U.S.C. § 1331 over any of the claims Bell-South now presses on appeal,9 primarily because the posture of the district court was that of an “appellate” court and not a court of “original” jurisdiction; (4) the district court did have supplemental jurisdiction over BellSouth’s state. law “federal element” claim pursuant to the Supreme Court’s holding in City of Chicago v. Int’l Coll. of Surgeons, 522 U.S. 156, 118 S.Ct. 523, 139 L.Ed.2d 525 (1997), because the district court had original jurisdiction over the (now-dropped) Verizon-like claim of federal preemption;10 and (5) on the merits, there is no way the district court could have determined whether the GPSC held (a) that the parties intended to track evolving standards of federal law or (b) that the parties intended to pay each other for the termination of ISP-bound traffic notwithstanding federal law. Accordingly, I would vacate the decision of the district court and instruct it to remand the case to the GPSC so that it can more clearly articulate the basis for its conclusion, and also so that it can adjudicate the dispute in light of the FCC’s recent regulations.
II. Section 1331 Jurisdiction
A. Is there section 1SS1 jurisdiction if one assumes, arguendo, that the proceeding before the district court was an “original”proceeding?
There are many claims in this litigation that are allegedly federal in nature. Assuming, for the moment, that the litigation before the district court in this case was an “original” proceeding, it is questionable whether all of BellSouth’s complaints *1289“arise under” federal law for purposes of 28 U.S.C. § 1331.
1. Federal preemption
One contention in BellSouth’s “petition for judicial review” is that the GPSC’s Order violates the 1996 Act and the FCC’s regulations thereunder. Although the “petition for judicial review” is unclear on this point, I think I understand BellSouth to be adopting the position more clearly articulated by the plaintiff in Verizon, where the plaintiff sought relief “on the ground that such regulation is pre-empted by a federal statute which, by virtue of the Supremacy Clause of the Constitution, must prevail.” Verizon, 122 S.Ct. at 1757. An identical cause of action could have been asserted in this case under 42 U.S.C. § 1983 or under Shaw v. Delta Air Lines, Inc., 463 U.S. 85, 96, 103 S.Ct. 2890, 2899, 77 L.Ed.2d 490 n. 14 (1983) (holding that plaintiffs may assert a private right of action directly under the Supremacy Clause of the Constitution).
On appeal, BellSouth no longer disputes that the GSPC could have ordered the parties to pay each other for the termination of ISP-bound calls, and for good reason: the FCC has consistently promulgated regulations, consistent with the 1996 Act’s affinity for voluntary agreements, that enable ILECs and CLECs to enter into reciprocal compensation agreements on the subject of ISP-bound traffic notwithstanding any federal regulations that might deem ISP-bound traffic “interstate” as a matter of law. In the FCC’s first (and now-vacated) ISP ruling, for example, the FCC was careful to note that “parties may voluntarily include this [ISP-bound] traffic within the scope of their interconnection agreements” as those agreements are “interpreted and enforced by state commissions.” Implementation of the Local Competition Provisions in the Tele-comms. Act of 1996; Intercarrier Compensation for ISP-Bound Traffic, 14 F.C.C.R. 3689, ¶12, at 3703, 1999 WL 98037 (1999). The FCC concluded, “Nothing in this Declaratory Ruling, therefore, necessarily should be construed to question any determination a state commission has made, or may make in the future, that parties have agreed to treat ISP-bound traffic as local traffic under existing interconnection agreements.” Id. ¶24, 3704. On remand from the D.C. Circuit, the FCC reached an identical conclusion. See Implementation of the Local Competition Provisions in the Telecomms. Act of 1996; Intercarrier Compensation for ISP-Bound Traffic, 16 F.C.C.R. 9151, ¶82, at 9189, 2001 WL 455869 (2001) (“The interim compensation regime we establish here ... does not alter existing contractual obligations, except to the extent that parties are entitled to invoke contractual change-of-law provisions. This Order does not preempt any state commission decision regarding compensation for ISP-bound traffic for the period prior to the effective date of the interim regime we adopt here.”). Since the GPSC’s conclusion that Bell-South owed the CLECs reciprocal compensation fees was based upon its interpretation of the voluntary interconnection agreement, federal law certainly creates no impediment to the GPSC Order. Indeed, I might be inclined to find that Bell-South’s claim does not meet the standard for well-pleaded complaints under Bell v. Hood, 327 U.S. 678, 682, 66 S.Ct. 773, 776, 90 L.Ed. 939 (1946), and its progeny. See Steel Co. v. Citizens for a Better Env’t, 523 U.S. 83, 89, 118 S.Ct. 1003, 1010, 140 L.Ed.2d 210 (1998) (holding that district courts do not have jurisdiction if the claim “clearly appears to be immaterial and made solely for the purpose of obtaining jurisdiction or where such a claim is wholly insubstantial or frivolous”). However, the Supreme Court held that an identical claim in Verizon was not “immaterial” or “wholly insubstantial and frivolous,” Verizon, 122 S.Ct. at 1758-59, and so this court is *1290obliged to extend BellSouth the same treatment as that received by Verizon.
2. “Coerced” contracts and federal common law
Another argument is that either the rule of decision for all post-agreement disputes is some sort of federal common law of contracts, or else the disputes “arise under” federal law even if state law provides the rule of decision because the agreements are “coerced” by the federal government and they are an integral part of a federal regulatory scheme. Therefore, BellSouth argues, all interconnection disputes can wind up in federal court pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1331.
a. “Coerced” contracts
The fact that the interconnection agreements are “coerced” and made pursuant to a federal regulatory scheme is not enough to make run-of-the-mill contract claims— say, a dispute over performance or price— subject to section 1331 jurisdiction. If state law is the rule of decision, then ordinary contract claims would not raise a “federal issue” for district courts to resolve. Indeed, one Supreme Court case has expressly held that a federally compelled contractual provision was not to be construed in federal court under principles of federal law, but rather under state law applied in state courts. See Jackson Transit Auth. v. Local Div. 1285, Amalgamated Transit Union, 457 U.S. 15, 29, 102 S.Ct. 2202, 2210, 72 L.Ed.2d 639 (1982).
Many post-agreement interconnection disputes would raise only state law claims, and any federal ingredient would be so far removed from the issues for judicial resolution that many claims would not even come close to what Justice Frankfurter called the “litigation provoking problem” of a federal element in a state law cause of action. See Textile Workers Union of Am. v. Lincoln Mills of Ala., 353 U.S. 448, 470, 77 S.Ct. 912, 928, 1 L.Ed.2d 972 (1957) (Frankfurter, J., dissenting). The only possible theory that BellSouth might invoke is the idea of “protective jurisdiction” — the notion that “with regard to subjects concerning which Congress has legislative power under Article I, it can pass a statute granting federal jurisdiction and that the jurisdictional statute is itself a ‘law of the United States’ within Article III, even though Congress has not enacted any substantive rule of decision and thus state law is to be applied.” 13B Charles Alan Wright, Arthur R. Miller, & Edward H. Cooper, Federal Practice and Procedure § 3565 (2d ed. 1984). This theory is inapposite to this discussion, however, because we are positing that the only jurisdictional statute is 28 U.S.C. § 1331. The theory of protective jurisdiction applies only within the context of a special jurisdictional statute; no one has ever argued that section 1331 itself amounts to a grant of jurisdiction to entertain state law claims on particular matters of federal concern. Moreover, doubt on the validity of protective jurisdiction was cast by Mesa v. California, 489 U.S. 121, 109 S.Ct. 959, 103 L.Ed.2d 99 (1989). In that case, the Court held that the jurisdictional provision found in 28 U.S.C. § 1442(a)(1) required federal officers to raise a federal defense before removing to federal court. The Court refused to take the broader position that even if no federal issue is presented for judicial resolution, Congress can enact a statute granting federal courts jurisdiction in order to protect the federal interest at stake. Such an interpretation of the statute would, according to the Court, raise “serious doubt” about to the statute’s constitutionality, because it would implicate the outer boundaries of Congress’s ability to define the scope of federal jurisdiction. Mesa, 489 U.S. at 136, 109 S.Ct. at 968.
*1291b. Federal common law
If interconnection agreements are to be interpreted under a federal common law of contracts, then all post-agreement disputes would raise a federal question and thereby satisfy the “arising under” requirement of 28 U.S.C. § 1331. However, there is no compelling reason why federal common law should be the rule of decision in adjudications of post-agreement disputes between CLECs and ILECs.
There is no indication in the 1996 Act that Congress intended the rule of decision to be one of federal common law. The fact that the contracts are “coerced” is inappo-site; as the Court held in Jackson Transit Auth., supra, federally compelled contractual provisions are not necessarily to be construed in federal court under principles of federal common law. Jackson, 457 U.S. at 29, 102 S.Ct. at 2202. Rather, the Court held that the contract in that case had to be enforced in state courts under principles of state law. Id.
Without explicit congressional authorization for the courts to craft common-law rules for interpreting interconnection agreements, state law must be the rule of decision. Professor Chemerinsky describes the presumption against federal common law:
There long has been a strong presumption against the federal courts fashioning common law to decide cases. The Rules of Decision Act, which was part of the Judiciary Act of 1789 and which remains largely unchanged to this day, states that “the laws of the several states, except where the Constitution or treaties of the United States or Acts of Congress otherwise require or provide, shall be regarded as rules of decisions in civil actions in the courts of the United States, in eases where they apply.” 28 U.S.C. § 1652. This law, by its very terms, seems to deny the existence of federal common law; the Rules of Decision Act commands that in the absence of positive federal law, federal courts must apply state law.
See Erwin Chemerinsky, Federal Jurisdiction § 6.1, at 350 (3d ed. 1999) (footnote omitted).
In a narrow category of cases, Congress has authorized federal courts to create a body of common law rules. See, e.g., Textile Workers Union of Am. v. Lincoln Mills of Ala., 353 U.S. 448, 77 S.Ct. 912, 1 L.Ed.2d 972 (1957) (labor-management contract disputes); Nat’l Soc’y of Prof. Eng’rs v. United States, 435 U.S. 679, 687-88, 98 S.Ct. 1355, 1363, 55 L.Ed.2d 637 (1978) (antitrust). Even so, the presumption and modern trend is to the contrary. The Supreme Court, for example, refused to extend its authority to craft substantive rules of antitrust law in a way that would also allow it to make post-judgment rules governing contribution among antitrust defendants. See Tex. Indus., Inc. v. Radcliff Materials, Inc., 451 U.S. 630, 640-41, 101 S.Ct. 2061, 2067, 68 L.Ed.2d 500 (1981). Commenting on this case, Professor Chemerinsky concludes, “Texas Industries thus reaffirms the basic principle: The federal judiciary will formulate a body of common law rules only pursuant to clear congressional intent for such action.” Chemerinsky, supra, § 6.3.2, at 376 (emphasis added).
There is no clear congressional intent for courts to craft common law rules in the context of disputes over interconnection agreements. Indeed, the invocation of federal common law would be in considerable tension with the reverse-preemption provision in the 1996 Act and the Act’s scheme of cooperative federalism (both of which are discussed in part III.A, infra) by ceding new authority to the federal courts where none existed before, while simultaneously displacing state law.
*12923. Federal element in a state law cause of action: Merrell Dow
A final position BellSouth takes is that (a) the parties intended that their mutual obligations under the interconnection agreement track evolving standards of federal law and (b) federal law provides that ISP-bound traffic is “interstate” rather than “local” and therefore LECs need not pay each other for the termination of ISP-bound calls. This is the argument that BellSouth has advanced throughout this litigation, though one is hard pressed to find it in its “petition for judicial review.” After reciting at length the definitions of various terms under FCC regulations, BellSouth states in paragraph 81 that “[i]t was in the context of the foregoing provisions of law that BellSouth and MFS/WorldCom executed the Interconnection Agreement.” In paragraph 53, BellSouth alleges that “the PSC’s Order holding that the use of local facilities to connect to an ISP constitutes Local Traffic under the Interconnection Agreement is inconsistent with the facts, and contrary to the provisions of the 1996 Act.” I will stretch these sentences, respectively, to mean that (a) the parties intended to track federal law and (b) federal law means X rather than, as the GSPC held, Y. See Lykins v. Pointer, Inc., 725 F.2d 645, 646 (11th Cir.1984) (holding that a district court could exercise federal tort claim liability jurisdiction, despite the plaintiffs failure to allege statutory authority for such jurisdiction, because the requisite facts were alleged). Resolution of this claim boils down to contractual interpretation — namely, whether the parties intended to compensate each other for the termination of ISP-bound calls. It is therefore a state law claim.
This claim, then, squarely confronts this court with the “litigation provoking problem” of a federal issue embedded in a state law cause of action. In Smith v. Kansas City Title & Trust Co., 255 U.S. 180, 41 S.Ct. 243, 65 L.Ed. 577 (1921), the plaintiff sued in federal court under the theory that the defendant-corporation violated state law when it purchased various bonds. State law delineated permissible investments to those consistent with state and federal law, and the bonds, according to the plaintiff, violated the U.S. Constitution. The Court held that the district court had section 1331 jurisdiction to hear the claim. More recently, the Court stated in Franchise Tax Board v. Construction Laborers Vacation Trust, 463 U.S. 1, 103 S.Ct. 2841, 77 L.Ed.2d 420 (1983), that when “it appears that some substantial, disputed question of federal law is a necessary element of one of the well-pleaded claims,” then federal jurisdiction is appropriate. Id. at 3, 103 S.Ct. at 2847. In Moore v. Chesapeake & Ohio R.R. Co., 291 U.S. 205, 54 S.Ct. 402, 78 L.Ed. 755 (1934), the Court took the opposite turn, holding that “arising under” jurisdiction rarely exists outside of the context of federal causes of action. The Court attempted to reconcile these cases in Merrell Dow Pharmaceuticals, Inc. v. Thompson, 478 U.S. 804, 106 S.Ct. 3229, 92 L.Ed.2d 650 (1986). There, the Court declined to find jurisdiction over a state tort claim that alleged a violation of an FDA regulation as an element of the cause of action. The Court cautioned that “careful judgments” must be made. Id. at 814, 106 S.Ct. at 3235. It ultimately concluded that since Congress did not create a federal cause of action for violations of the FDA regulation, its intent would be defeated if the Court allowed district courts to entertain an identical claim under state law. Id. at 812, 106 S.Ct. at 3234.
In the case at bar, it is unclear whether there would be jurisdiction under the framework established in Merrell Dow. On one hand, the federal element — a mere declaratory ruling by the FCC that ISP-bound traffic is “interstate” — is clearly not a federal cause of action. On the other *1293hand, federal regulatory policy is definitely intertwined with the state law cause of action and Merrell Dow is therefore easily distinguishable. I need not undertake a jurisdictional analysis under Merrell Dow, because I think that the district court’s posture below was that of an appellate court and therefore 28 U.S.C. § 1331 is inapplicable.11
B. Was the proceeding below an “original” proceeding?
I. Are all 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6) proceedings, in which LECs seek review of PSC orders in federal district court, undertaken pursuant to the original jurisdiction of district courts under 28 U.S.C. § 1331?
At first blush, it may appear strange to call the district court’s posture in the 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6) context to be that of a court asserting “original” jurisdiction. After all, the district court is reviewing the ruling of a lower body, and the district court’s role therefore seems to be “appellate” in nature. However, there is a color-able argument that all such proceedings are, in fact, “original.” If this argument prevails, then the proceeding in the district court below was an “original” proceeding, and the district court might have had jurisdiction over the state law claim depending upon how an analysis of the case under Merrell Dow would be resolved.
a. “Yes”: A potential argument
In Verizon, the Court asserted that section 252(e)(6) may not be a jurisdictional provision; rather, it might be a provision that confers a private right of action. See Verizon, 122 S.Ct. at 1759 (“Section 252 does not establish a distinctive review mechanism for the commission actions that it covers ... and it does not distinctively limit the substantive relief available. Indeed, it does not even mention subject-matter jurisdiction, but reads like a private action.”). In the same passage, the Court went on to cite Steel Co., 523 U.S. at 90-91, 118 S.Ct. at 1010-11, for the proposition that “even a statutory provision that uses the word ‘jurisdiction’ may not relate to ‘subject matter jurisdiction.’ ” Thus, if one takes the Court’s language seriously, then there must be a separate jurisdictional basis for all § 252(e)(6) actions in the district courts, because § 252(e)(6) does not have anything to do with subject-matter jurisdiction and is merely a cause of action.
One must ask, then, what is the jurisdictional basis for district court review of accept-or-reject determinations that PSCs must make pursuant to § 252(e)(1)? Since there must be a jurisdictional basis outside of § 252(e)(6), then it is tempting to look at 28 U.S.C. § 1331. That provision states: “The district courts shall have original jurisdiction of all civil actions arising under the Constitution, laws, or treaties of the United States.” The italicized term is striking: section 1331 is about “original” rather than “appellate” jurisdiction. Suppose, for example, that a PSC arbitrates an interconnection agreement. Suppose further that a CLEC feels that the PSC has not required the ILEC to meet all of the obligations that is required of it under 47 U.S.C. § 251, and it seeks review of the PSC’s determination in federal district court. Is the proceeding before the district court an “original” proceeding? If it is not, then § 252(e)(6) is without effect; Congress drafted a private cause of action, but district courts have no jurisdiction to review PSCs because Congress did not amend 28 U.S.C. § 1331 to provide for appellate jurisdiction in the district courts.
One option is contend that jurisdiction under section 1331, in the context of an *1294appellate proceeding to resolve a single federal claim, is not troublesome. That may be the position of Justice Souter who, in a concurring opinion joined by Justice Breyer and Justice Ginsburg, stated that the proceeding in Verizon was an “appellate” proceeding while simultaneously agreeing that jurisdiction existed pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1331. Verizon, 122 S.Ct. at 1763 (Souter, J., concurring) (“Verizon accordingly seeks not a simple order of relief running against the state commission, but a different adjudication of a federal question by means of appellate review in Federal District Court, whose jurisdiction to entertain the claim of error the Court today has affirmed.”) (emphasis added). But that is not a satisfactory result, because section 1331 clearly says the word “original” and says nothing about “appellate” jurisdiction in the district courts.12
After Verizon, we are thus left with four possible conclusions: (1) appellate jurisdiction and 28 U.S.C. § 1331 can coincide with respect to the same claim;13 (2) 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6) is surplusage; (3) all proceedings before district courts under 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6) are “original” proceedings; or (4) the Court’s private-right-of-action discussion was dicta and 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6) is, in fact, a jurisdictional provision — a special, closely cabined conference of appellate jurisdiction upon district courts to review PSC accept-or-reject determinations. The first two are clearly wrong, leaving only the last two options. If the third option is correct, then I would be willing to embrace the idea that the proceeding below was an “original” proceeding and I might therefore find jurisdiction under 28 U.S.C. § 1331 if this result is in accordance with Merrell Dow.
b. “No”: The Better Argument
A reading of Verizon that would tag the nature of district court review of PSC orders with the “original” label poses several problems that ultimately force me to take option four rather than option three. First, anyone familiar with Anglo-American jurisprudence would believe that the district court’s posture in the accept-or-reject setting is that of an appellate court. Compare Black’s Law Dictionary 98 (6th ed. 1990) (defining “appellate jurisdiction” as “jurisdiction to revise or correct the proceedings in a cause already instituted and acted upon by an inferior court, or by a tribunal having the attributes of a court”), with id. at 1099 (defining “original jurisdiction” as “jurisdiction to consider the case in the first instance”). In the example of the CLEC challenge described above, the PSC considers the case “in the first instance,” while the district court is being asked to “correct the proceedings in *1295a cause already instituted and acted upon” by “a tribunal having the attributes of a court.”
More importantly, 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(5) provides that the FCC is to make the accept-or-reject determination if the PSC does not act. As Justice Souter points out in his opinion, see Verizon, 122 S.Ct. at 1763 n. 5 (Souter, J., concurring), there is no special review statute for the FCC in the 1996 Act. Rather, the FCC is reviewed pursuant to its ordinary review statute. See 28 U.S.C. § 2344. That provision states that aggrieved parties may file a petition to review the FCC’s order in the court of appeals where venue lies. Clearly the action taken in the latter case is an “appeal.” One does not, for example, say that a party aggrieved by an agency order files an “original” action in a court of appeals. Rather, one would say that the “original” proceeding takes place within the agency and that the proceeding before a court of appeals is an “appeal.” I think it would strain logic to call a proceeding in a court of appeals challenging the FCC’s accept-or-reject determination an “appeal” while simultaneously contending that an identical proceeding in a district court challenging a PSC’s accept-or-reject determination is an “original action.”
Two other considerations inform my conclusion that the proceedings before district courts on review of PSC orders are appellate proceedings. First, three Justices of the Supreme Court agreed with an opinion that explicitly called the district court’s posture to be that of an “appellate” court.14 Second, many courts have held that district courts must give deference to certain PSC determinations,15 and deference is a hallmark of appellate review.
Since district court review of PSC accept-or-reject determinations is an “appellate” rather than “original” proceeding, this leaves me with option four: I decline to read the Court’s suggestion that 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6) is a “private right of action” as a holding. Since this conclusion is, in fact, the best reading of the Court’s language, I read the Court’s discussion as dieta and distinguish the present case from Verizon.
The Verizon Court never analyzed whether the 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6) is a private right of action. It never invoked the factors employed in Cort v. Ash, 422 U.S. 66, 78, 95 S.Ct. 2080, 2088, 45 L.Ed.2d 26 (1975), for determining whether a statute creates a private cause of action; nor did it engage in any kind of analysis whatsoever. Rather, it was merely attempting to reinforce its argument for the unexceptional proposition that 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6) does not cabin the original federal question jurisdiction of district courts. Indeed, the Court expressly reserved the question of whether § 252(e)(6) amounts to a jurisdictional grant, concluding that “even if § 252(e)(6) does not confer jurisdiction, it at least does not divest the district courts of their authority under 28 U.S.C. § 1331 to review the Commission’s order for compliance with federal law.” Verizon, 122 S.Ct. at 1758. My reading is entirely consistent with this principle: it reads § 252(e)(6) as an expansion of federal jurisdiction because cases “arising un*1296der” federal law can still be brought in federal district court as an original matter under 28 U.S.C. § 1331, and appeals from PSC accept-or-reject determinations can be brought in federal district court pursuant to § 252(e)(6).
My reading is consistent with the facts in Verizon. In that case, the plaintiff claimed that federal law precluded the Maryland PSC from ordering the payment of reciprocal compensation, notwithstanding the PSC’s conclusion that, under principles of state contract law, the parties agreed to pay each other for the termination of ISP-bound calls. As the Court put it: “Verizon [sought] relief from the Commission’s order on the ground that such regulation is pre-empted by a federal statute which, by virtue of the Supremacy Clause of the Constitution, must prevail.” Verizon, 122 S.Ct. at 1758 (citing Shaw v. Delta Air Lines, Inc., 463 U.S. 85, 96, n. 14, 103 S.Ct. 2890, 2899, n. 14, 77 L.Ed.2d 490 (1983), which held that litigants may assert a private right of action for preemption under the Supremacy Clause). The claim in Verizon, in short, was one that was brought to the district court as an original matter. The PSC never passed on the issue; it was precisely the PSC’s action that was allegedly illegal under federal law. The claim was not merely an error in legal judgment by a lower body. As will be discussed infra, the latter is what we have here — a claim of the appellate variety.
2. Was the proceeding below, in which BellSouth sought review of the PSC Order in federal district court, undertaken pursuant to the original jurisdiction of the district court under 28 U.S.C. § 1331?
The answer to this question is a resounding “no.” As stated in part II.A.1, BellSouth abandoned its Verizon-like claim that the GPSC was preempted by federal law and therefore could not order the payment of reciprocal compensation fees for ISP-bound traffic. The district court had original jurisdiction over this claim, because the crux of the claim is that the PSC did something illegal. A private right of action — whether under the Constitution directly (pursuant to Shaw) or 42 U.S.C. § 1983 — provides the vehicle for such a claim. The only potential claim left is the state law claim with a federal element. See supra part II.A.3. In short, BellSouth argues that (a) the GPSC agreed that the parties intended to track federal law16 and (b) the GPSC made a legal mistake when it found that, as a matter of federal law, ISP-bound traffic is “local” rather than “interstate.” This is merely a claim of legal error — a claim fit for an appeal, but not an original action. This is so even if Bell-South dresses up its claim by seeking declaratory relief.
Indeed, BellSouth itself must have believed that the proceeding below was an “appellate” proceeding. If it were an original proceeding, BellSouth would have asked the district court to ignore the PSC’s Order entirely. Instead, it argued before the district court that (a) the GPSC believed that the parties intended to track federal law and (b) that this conclusion was correct, but that the GPSC got the law part wrong. It asked the court, in short, to give vitality to part of the GPSC’s analysis rather than ignoring it entirely. Moreover, paragraph 57 of BellSouth’s “petition for judicial review” asks the district court to “reverse” the PSC Order because it was “erroneous as a matter of law.” That language is typical of appellate proceedings, not original proceedings.
*1297For all of these reasons, I would hold that the posture of the district court in this case was that of an appellate court. While district courts are granted appellate jurisdiction within the narrow confines of 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6), they do not have appellate jurisdiction pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1331. The only remaining strategy for the parties is to argue that this case does, in fact, come within the narrow confines of 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6), or else supplemental jurisdiction exists under 28 U.S.C. § 1367.
III. Section 252(e)(6) Jurisdiction A. The source of PSC authority to interpret and enforce interconnection agreements is not section 252(e)(1), but residual authority reserved to states under the 1996 Act
Proponents of federal jurisdiction are eager to find that the source of PSC authority to interpret and enforce voluntary agreements resides in section 252(e)(1) rather than residual authority under the 1996 Act,17 because the jurisdictional provision — section 252(e)(6) — restricts federal review only to PSC determinations made under “this section,” and section 252(e)(1) contains the section’s only operative list of what “determinations” PSCs may make.
I am convinced that PSC authority does not reside in section 252(e)(1). My primary reason is that the plain language of the 1996 Act says nothing of the sort. I have looked long and hard at the provision, and I find only this language: “A State commission to which an agreement is submitted shall approve or reject the agreement, with written findings as to any deficiencies.” 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(1) (emphasis added). BellSouth asks this court to in-serf by judicial fiat the following additional language: “State commissions shall also enforce and interpret interconnection agreements if any post-agreement dispute arises.” It is up to Congress, not judges, to make this proposed statutory amendment, and I decline to read into the statute language that does not exist. To the majority, it would not make sense to grant PSCs authority to ensure that interconnection agreements comply with the requirements of the 1996 Act on the front end without also instructing PSCs to engage in post-agreement adjudication on the back end. I will show in due time why Congress’s choice made perfect sense. For now, it is enough to say that the authority is not found within the text of 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(1). “[O]ur problem is to construe what Congress has written. After all, Congress expresses its purpose by words. It is for us to ascertain — neither to add nor to subtract, neither to delete nor to distort.” 62 Cases, More or Less, Each Containing Six Jars of Jam v. U.S., 340 U.S. 593, 596, 71 S.Ct. 515, 518, 95 L.Ed. 566 (1951).
Aside from the obvious separation-of-powers concern, there are two additional problems with judicially manipulating section 252(e)(1) so as to insert language about post-agreement adjudication. First, since this interpretation would give federal courts jurisdiction to review all interconnection disputes under section 252(e)(6), such as price and performance disputes, all of the problems discussed in part III.B, infra, apply. Second, this reading would foreclose states from allocating adjudicative authority to enforce and interpret interconnection agreements to state trial courts rather than state PSCs, and Con-*1298guess likely did not intend such a result. Suppose, for example, that a state wants its trial courts to make the initial decision to approve or reject an interconnection agreement rather than its PSC. It could not do this under the clear language of the statute, which says that the authority to approve or reject an interconnection agreement must rest with a state PSC or, if the PSC does not act, with the FCC. See 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(1), (e)(5). This mandatory scheme makes sense, since the approve-or-reject decision is a policy determination that ought to rest with an expert agency. Suppose, however, that a state makes the following conclusion: “We (State X) understand that policy decisions, such as the decision to approve or reject interconnection agreements, ought to rest with our PSC. But we do not feel comfortable allowing public service commissioners, many of whom are untrained in the law,18 to immerse themselves in the business of ascertaining contractual intent and deciding other issues that require skill in applying contract law. Therefore, we make the decision to allocate this adjudicative power to state trial courts rather than our PSC.” This sounds like a perfectly reasonable conclusion, and nothing in the statute explicitly prevents it in my view. Moreover, the reverse-preemption provision of the 1996 Act, Pub.L. No. 104-104, 110 Stat. 56, 143 (1996) (codified at 47 U.S.C. § 152(c)(1) note),19 would seem to countenance against a conclusion that federal law preempts states from allocating judicial power in this fashion if they so desire. Yet under the proposed interpretation, PSC adjudicative power, like the power to approve or reject interconnection agreements, stems from section 252(e)(1), which places this authority exclusively with state PSCs and not with state courts or any other entity the state deems appropriate. Indeed, under the proposed interpretation, if a state PSC refrains from adjudicating contract disputes (perhaps because a state law gives this power only to its trial courts), the FCC would be given the task of interpreting the contract by default20 — likely under principles of state contract law!21 This bizarre result cannot be what Congress intended.
It is not section 252(e)(1), but rather residual authority left to states under the 1996 Act that gives states (and potentially PSCs, if the state so chooses) authority to interpret and enforce interconnection agreements.22 By enacting this novel scheme of cooperative federalism, Congress deliberately preserved state regulatory bodies as key vehicles for driving the transition to competition. Prior to 1996, intrastate regulation was left largely in the hands of states.23 The reverse-preemption *1299provision in the 1996 Act, discussed above, makes clear that any pre-1996 assignment of responsibility remains with states unless the Act explicitly takes it away.
Suppose that prior to 1996, a Bell Operating Company in State X desired to let a CLEC interconnect with its system (for a fee, of course). The state, invoking its exclusive authority over the intrastate arena, would (a) decide whether to permit the new entry; (b) possibly require (i) certain contractual provisions and/or (ii) state approval of the final ILEC/CLEC agreement; and (c) adjudicate any post-agreement dispute. Moreover, the state would have authority to designate the entity charged with each particular task. The chosen entity might well be a court, regulatory agency, or even the legislature itself. The 1996 Act altered the scope of state authority, but this alteration was only partial. For example, states no longer have the choice to deny new entry altogether, and so state authority to undertake task (a) has been completely abrogated. See 47 U.S.C. § 25S (“Removal of barriers to entry”).24 States also have little freedom to choose the entity that undertakes task (b), because section 252 requires that state PSCs (rather than, say, courts or legislatures) approve or reject voluntary agreements; otherwise, the FCC will conduct the section 252 tasks itself. The 1996 Act also defines the basic terms of the agreements, since, even in the “voluntary” setting, compulsory arbitration always looms in the background. As for task (c), the 1996 Act is silent. Therefore, the natural conclusion one must reach in light of the reverse-preemption provision and scheme of cooperative federalism is that states still retain the authority to decide which entity engages in post-agreement adjudication. This conclusion, then, is in considerable tension with the proposition that PSC authority to adjudicate post-agreement disputes stems from section 252(e)(1), because such an interpretation would foreclose states from choosing a different adjudicative entity. This tension, in conjunction with the plain language of the statute and host of problems discussed in part III.B, infra, causes me to believe that the source of the state’s authority (and ultimately the PSC’s authority, if the state legislature chooses to vest a PSC with such authority) stems from residual authority under the 1996 Act rather than section 252(e)(1).
B. Why there is no jurisdiction under section 252(e)(6)
1. Plain language
Having determined that the GPSC’s authority to enforce and interpret interconnection agreements does not arise from section 252(e)(1), I know that federal jurisdiction does not exist under section *1300252(e)(6) to review the GPSC’s adjudication. This is because the two provisions work in tandem. The judicial review provision, section 252(e)(6), provides that review of a PSC determination in federal court is for the purpose of determining “whether the agreement ... meets the requirements of ... this section,”25 The italicized portions of the statute are instructive, leading me to conclude that the only subject of judicial review in the federal courts is the agreement’s compliance with the 1996 Act, not other issues such as post-agreement disputes about the parties’ objective contractual intent. The scheme, then, is a simple one: under section 252(e)(1), a PSC is empowered to make one determination — the decision to “approve or reject” an agreement with “written findings as to any deficiencies.”26 The grounds for rejecting a voluntary agreement are found in section 252(e)(2)(A), which precludes the PSC from rejecting an agreement for any reason other than a finding that it is discriminatory (against, say, a third-party CLEC) or flunks the public interest test. Appellate review of the approve-or-reject determination rests exclusively with the federal district court. Section 252(e)(4) makes this clear by precluding state court review of the PSC decision,27 and section 252(e)(6) provides for *1301federal review of the PSC’s determination that an agreement does not comply with the requirements of the 1996 Act — namely, the requirements that, in the voluntary agreement setting, agreements meet the public interest test and not discriminate against other CLECs. The statute simply has nothing to say about post-agreement adjudication.
2. Cooperative federalism and the presumption against federal jurisdiction
Clearly, state commission decisions that are not expressly designated for review in federal court are left for. review by state courts, as provided by the existing law of the state that created the state commission. The reverse-preemption provision of the 1996 Act stands for the proposition that state jurisdiction should be retained (to the exclusion of federal jurisdiction) unless there is a clear statement to the contrary. Another clear statement rule is at play in this case: because federal courts are courts of limited jurisdiction, when their jurisdiction is created by statute, the statute is strictly construed. See Turner v. Bank of N. Am., 4 U.S. (4 Dall.) 8, 11, 1 L.Ed. 718 (1799) (stating that because federal courts are of limited jurisdiction, “the fair presumption is ... that a cause is without its jurisdiction, until the contrary appears.”); see also Jackson Transit Auth. v. Local Div. 1285, Amalgamated Transit Union, 457 U.S. 15, 30, 102 S.Ct. 2202, 2211, 72 L.Ed.2d 639 (1982) (Powell, J., concurring) (“Because a federal court should exercise extreme caution before assuming jurisdiction not clearly conferred by Congress, we should not condone the implication of federal jurisdiction over contract claims in the absence of an unambiguous expression of congressional intent.”). The state-authority presumption of the federal scheme, combined with this venerable principle of federal jurisdiction, demands a clear statement that state review is abolished in lieu of federal review. Both polices stand for one overarching principle: Federal jurisdiction is not to be presumed or implied. I cannot find a clear statement; indeed, the plain language forces me to reach the opposite conclusion.28 “Thus, although the State commission may have had jurisdiction to administer and enforce interconnection agreements, review of such decisions by the commission is taken to the State courts as determined by the State review procedure preserved by the 1996 Act.” Bell Atl. Md. Inc. v. MCI WorldCom, Inc., 240 F.3d 279, 305 (4th Cir.2001), rev’d, Verizon Md. Inc. v. Pub. Serv. Com’n of Md., 535 U.S. 635, 122 S.Ct. 1753, 152 L.Ed.2d 871 (2002).
3. Special problems of deference; protective jurisdiction reconsidered
If the proponents of section 252(e)(6) jurisdiction are correct, what rule of decision must state PSCs utilize in adjudicating generic contract disputes, such as whether the parties have performed under the terms of an interconnection agreement? And what level of deference, if any, must federal courts give to the PSC’s conclusion? Under my interpretation of the 1996 Act, the answer is easy: state entities (whether a PSC or trial court) review contracts under state law, and appeals are taken as provided by state rules of appellate review. Under the opposing view, these questions become intractable problems which lead to absurd results, lending further credence to the proposition that federal jurisdiction was never intended by Congress.
*1302One possible argument is that state PSCs interpret contracts according to a federal common law of contracts rather than state contract law. I reject this view for the reasons discussed at part II.A.2.b, supra. I also note that if federal common law is the rule of decision, and if federal courts review all PSC adjudications of post-agreement disputes under section 252(e)(6), then this interpretation would create considerable problems when the issue of deference is considered. Federal courts rarely give deference to state interpretations of federal law.29 Indeed, federal courts do not give deference to the federal law interpretations of state high courts, see Martin v. Hunter’s Lessee, 14 U.S. (1 Wheat) 304, 357-58, 4 L.Ed. 97 (1816), much less to state PSC commissioners, many of whom are untrained in the law.30 Yet if no deference is given, there would be little point in having the PSC adjudicate the matter in the first instance. The federal district court, giving no deference, would have the parties reliti-gate all of the issues again. I cannot interpret the 1996 Act in a way that would create such a wasteful scheme. To make the most sense out of the initial state review, one must conclude that Congress did not want there to be de novo review, and that the voluntary agreements are therefore not to be interpreted under principles of federal common law.
Perhaps anticipating these devastating arguments, BellSouth concedes that the rule of decision might well be state law.31 But if federal courts have jurisdiction to review the PSC’s state law conclusion, then this argument is as ridiculous as the first because federal courts would be reviewing to see if the state agency correctly applies state law. Whether deference is given or not,32 I know of no comparable scenario to this one, in which a federal court sits in judgment of a state agency or court on a complaint that sounds only in state law. As one court put it, it would be “surpassing strange to preserve state authority in this fashion and then to put federal courts in the position of overruling a state agency on a pure issue of state law.” P.R. Tel. Co. v. Telecomm. Regulatory Bd. of P.R., 189 F.3d 1, 15 (1st Cir.1999). The First Circuit concluded that *1303“section 252(e)(6) does not confer authority on federal courts to review the actions of state commissions for compliance with state law.” Id. at 13. Indeed, the federal courts might decide to certify a state contract law question to the state’s high court. Proponents of jurisdiction evidently think that Congress did not intend that state trial or intermediate appellate courts33 review the PSC’s application of state contract law — a body ultimately reviewable by the state high court. Rather, they think that Congress wanted federal district courts to review the PSC’s application of state contract law, and that federal courts are nonetheless free to seek guidance from the state high court. This interpretation, then, would superfluously wedge federal district courts into an appellate-like scheme (akin to a state intermediate appellate court) that is ultimately resolved by the state high court on an issue of state law — surely a strange result. These problems disappear, however, when the scheme is interpreted as the plain language dictates: under section 252(e)(6), federal courts review only PSC determinations to approve or reject voluntary interconnection agreements and nothing more.
I also note that if the statutory scheme were interpreted so as to prescribe federal review of state entities on questions of state law, the scheme would push the boundaries of Congress’s authority under Article III to define the scope of federal jurisdiction.34 Without a federal rule of decision, how does such a dispute (centered around a state law contract issue) “arise under” federal law? The only possible argument would be based on the theory of “protective jurisdiction” discussed in part II.A.2.a, supra. Does section 252(e)(6) amount to a special grant of appellate jurisdiction to entertain state law claims? Although this is a provocative argument, courts must interpret statutes so as to avoid difficult constitutional questions. See Mesa v. California, 489 U.S. 121, 136, 109 S.Ct. 959, 968, 103 L.Ed.2d 99 (1989); NLRB v. Catholic Bishop of Chicago, 440 U.S. 490, 499-501, 504, 99 S.Ct. 1313, 1318-19, 1320, 59 L.Ed.2d 533 (1979).
4. Other circuits
Against this array of arguments consisting of (1) venerable principles of federal jurisdiction (i.e., the presumption against federal jurisdiction and the presumption against federal common law); (2) the reverse-preemption provision and the 1996 Act’s scheme of cooperative federalism; (3) the constitutional avoidance canon; and (4) a host of intractable problems that federal jurisdiction would yield, one would think that proponents of jurisdiction would be able to point to an ultra-clear statement that Congress intended federal jurisdiction to exist over all run-of-the-mill disputes regarding compliance with existing interconnection agreements. As part III.B.l demonstrates, however, the plain language of the 1996 Act leads to the opposite conclusion, further buttressing the argument against jurisdiction under section 252(e)(6). Instead, proponents of federal jurisdiction (both litigants and courts) point to amorphous concepts of “inherent” jurisdiction35 *1304and conclusory fluff. The Fourth Circuit’s assessment of other circuits’ reasoning mirrors mine:
The Seventh circuit stated simply, “Decisions of state agencies implementing the 1996 Act are renewable in federal district courts,” without providing analysis to support this broad statement in the context of a suit challenging a commission’s interpretation or enforcement actions. Illinois Bell, 179 F.3d at 570 (quoting an earlier order in the same case that was similarly devoid of jurisdictional analysis, see Illinois Bell Tel. Co. v. WorldCom Techs., Inc., 157 F.3d 500, 501 (7th Cir.1998)). And the Eight Circuit, in dictum and without analysis, first stated its “belie[f] that the enforcement decisions of state commissions would ... be subject to federal district court review under subsection 252(e)(6).” Iowa Utils. Bd. v. FCC, 120 F.3d at 804 n. 24. This statement appeared in a footnote in a section of analysis that the Supreme Court held the Eight Circuit should not have reached because the issue was not ripe for review. See Iowa Utils., 525 U.S. at 386, 119 S.Ct. 721. Then later, it simply deferred to the FCC in finding jurisdiction. See Southwestern Bell Tel. Co. v. Connect Communications Corp., 225 F.3d 942, 946 (8th Cir.2000).
The Fifth Circuit held that “federal court jurisdiction extends to review of state commission rulings on complaints pertaining to interconnection agreements and that such jurisdiction is not restricted to mere approval or rejection of such agreements.” Southwestern Bell Tel. Co. v. Public Util. Comm’n, 208 F.3d 475, 481 (5th Cir.2000). In reaching this conclusion, the court recognized that § 252(e)(6) could be read literally to limit federal review of State commissions to decisions “approving, or disapproving, or arbitrating, an interconnection agreement.” Id. at 479. But the court rejected that reading because it concluded, “We do not think such a narrow construction was intended.” Id. The court then reasoned that assignment to State commissions “of plenary authority to approve or disapprove these interconnection agreements necessarily carries with it the authority to interpret and enforce the provisions of [such] agreements.” Id.
Bell Atl. Md., Inc., 240 F.3d at 305-06 (alterations in original). Resort to the ipse dixit simply will not do.
5. Chevron Deference
Sensing that conclusory assertions about “inherent” jurisdiction will not carry the day, proponents of federal jurisdiction mount one last ditch effort by invoking Chevron deference. See Chevron, U.S.A., Inc. v. Natural Res. Def. Counsel, 467 U.S. 837, 104 S.Ct. 2778, 80 L.Ed.2d 694 (1984). In that case, the Court held that agency determinations are entitled to deference if (1) the statute is silent or ambiguous and (2) the agency’s answer is based on a reasonable construction of the statute. See id. at 843^5, 104 S.Ct. at 2781-83. It is argued that we should give deference to the FCC’s conclusion in Starpower, 15 F.C.C.R. 11277, ¶ 6, at 11279-80 (2000), that PSC authority to adjudicate post-agreement disputes comes from 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(1).
I do not think Chevron deference is appropriate in this case. First, section 252(e)(1) lists only two possible PSC “determinations” (i.e., to approve or reject an agreement); section 252(e)(6) cabins federal jurisdiction to section 252(e)(1) determinations by its very terms. The statute is clear as a bell, and no deference is owed when the statute is unambiguous. Second, the clear statement rules and absurdities discussed above reinforce my conclusion that Congress did not intend section *1305252(e)(6) to be a broad conferral of federal jurisdiction to review all post-agreement disputes.36 See Chevron, 467 U.S. at 842-43 & n. 10, 104 S.Ct. at 2781-82 & n. 10 (instructing courts to use “traditional tools of statutory construction” in order to ascertain congressional intent). Third, I do not think deference is owed on a question that is ultimately about federal jurisdiction — a matter that is uniquely within the province of the judiciary to decide. Fourth, the constitutional avoidance cannon, discussed at part III.B.3, supra, trumps Chevron deference. See Edward J. DeBartolo Corp. v. Fl. Gulf Coast Bldg. & Const. Trades Council, 485 U.S. 568, 574-76, 108 S.Ct. 1392, 1397-98, 99 L.Ed.2d 645 (1988). Finally, I hesitate to give deference to an FCC Order that was based not upon the agency’s expertise, but rather upon the conclusory statements of other circuits that are in no way binding on this court.37 The Supreme Court made clear that Chevron deference arises out of a tradition of court restraint when encountering complex issues that are best suited for resolution by expert agencies. See Chevron, 467 U.S. at 865, 104 S.Ct. at 2792-93 (grounding Chevron deference in the expertise of agency decisionmakers). I do not think the Chevron Court intended that litigants be able to “launder” circuit court opinions through federal agencies and thereby make those opinions binding on other circuits,38 even if the agency offers no analysis of its own. Any of these five reasons standing alone would eliminate the requirement of deference. All of them exist in this case, however.
6. Summary of section 252(e)(6) argument
The jurisdictional question before this court — whether U.S. district courts have jurisdiction to review all PSC orders interpreting and enforcing voluntary interconnection agreements under 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6) — could be decided in one of several ways. First, we might conclude, as the panel did, that the silence of 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(1). on the subject of PSC adjudication of post-agreement disputes is tantamount to a congressional conclusion that PSCs are precluded from adjudicating interconnection disputes. Second, we might conclude that 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(1) grants PSCs “inherent” authority to interpret and enforce interconnection agree*1306ments, making this a § 252(e)(1) “determination” subject to federal review pursuant to 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(6), even as to state law issues. This is the approach taken by, among other circuits, the Fifth Circuit. See Southwestern Bell Tel. Co. v. Pub. Util. Comm’n of Tex., 208 F.3d 475, 479-80 (5th Cir.2000). This is also the approach taken by the majority of this court. Third, we might conclude that 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(1) grants PSCs “inherent” authority, but that the scope of federal review is limited to whether the state commission, in construing and enforcing the interconnection agreements, correctly applied federal law. This is the approach taken by the Seventh Circuit. See Ill. Bell Tel. Co. v. WorldCom Techs., Inc., 179 F.3d 566, 571-72 (“[W]e would not review those actions for compliance with state law.”).39 Fourth, we might read language out of the statute, judicially deleting the phrase “this section” from section 252(e)(6), thereby allowing district courts to review all “determinations” made by PSCs rather than the determinations made pursuant to section 252(e)(1) — i.e., the accept-or-reject determination (in the voluntary agreement context). Fifth, we might conclude that PSC authority resides not in 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(1), but rather stems from state residual authority under the 1996 Act; and, moreover, federal courts have no appellate jurisdiction to review PSC post-agreement adjudications, which traditionally sound in state contract law, under section 252(e)(6). This is the conclusion I reach.40
The Fourth Circuit recognized that interconnection disputes “may amount to tens of thousands of cases.” See Bell Atl. Md., Inc. v. MCI WorldCom, Inc., 240 F.3d 279, 305 (4th Cir.2001); see also Kathleen Walkman, A Birthday Party: The Terrible or Terrific Two’s? 1996 Federal Telecommunications Act, 51 Fed. Comm. L.J. 229, 240 (1998) (finding that roughly 2,400 interconnection agreements had been reached by 1998). One would think that if Congress had wanted this mountain of interconnection disputes to wind up in federal court, it would have clearly said so. This potentially enormous increase in the federal docket, in conjunction with the plain language of the statute, the constitutional avoidance canon, two clear statement rules, and a host of anomalies that would ensue,41 leads me to the conclusion that federal courts do not have jurisdiction to hear all PSC orders that interpret and enforce interconnection agreements. Rather, appellate review in the district courts is confined to PSC accept-or-reject determinations. The district court therefore did not have section 252(e)(6) jurisdiction over BellSouth’s claims.
IV. Section 1367 Jurisdiction
The supplemental jurisdiction statute provides that “in any civil action of which *1307district courts have original jurisdiction, the district courts shall have supplemental jurisdiction over all other claims that are so related to claims in the action within such original jurisdiction that they form part of the same controversy under Article III of the United States Constitution.” 28 U.S.C. § 1367(a). In this case, the district court had original jurisdiction over the (now-abandoned) claim of federal preemption. See part II.A.1, supra. Therefore, the district court had discretion to assert jurisdiction over the supplemental claim for administrative review — even though that claim is appellate in nature. See City of Chicago v. Int’l Coll. of Surgeons, 522 U.S. 156, 118 S.Ct. 523, 139 L.Ed.2d 525 (1997) (holding that a district court had supplemental jurisdiction over one claim, a challenge to an agency action under the state’s administrative procedure statute, because it had original jurisdiction over a second claim that the ordinance administered by the agency violated the U.S. Constitution — a claim that was asserted for the first time in the district court). Therefore, absent my conclusion in part V, infra, the district court would have been within its discretion to assert jurisdiction over the supplemental claim.42 In this context, the district court should have assumed the posture of a Georgia superior court, which would ordinarily entertain administrative challenges to PSC orders. See Ga.Code. Ann. § 50-13-19(b) (2002). I emphasize that the decision to assert supplemental jurisdiction was a discretionary call for the district court to make in the first instance, because the “original” Vernon-like claim in this case was quickly rejected by the district court, and also because the U.S. Supreme Court cautioned that principles of comity might warrant abstention in scenarios like the one in College of Surgeons, 522 U.S. at 174, 118 S.Ct. at 534.
V. Unclear GPSC Order
After examining the GPSC’s Order in this case, I am unable to conclude, as did the district court, that the GPSC in fact determined that the parties agreed to pay reciprocal compensation fees for ISP-bound traffic even though they were not required to do so under federal law. Much like BellSouth’s cryptic “petition for judicial review,” I am unable to make sense of the GPSC’s Order. On one hand, it claims that the parties “agreed” to deem ISP-bound traffic “local,” in addition to pointing to factors such as usage of trade and course of dealing. The latter are state law interpretative tools used to shed light on the parties’ intent at the time of contracting. See Restatement (Second) of Contracts §§ 219-22 (1981); U.C.C. § 1-205 (1977). Therefore, BellSouth’s position that the GPSC’s holding was driven solely by the fact that it determined, as a matter of law, that such traffic is “local” is incorrect. On the other hand, there is no question that the GPSC’s erroneous assessment of federal law was a significant factor in its conclusion, occupying most of the pages in the GPSC Order. The fact issue in this case — whether the parties’ objective intent called for the payment of reciprocal compensation fees for ISP-bound traffic — was never clearly answered by the GPSC. Did the parties intend to track federal law? Or did they intend to pay each other for the termination of ISP-bound calls notwithstanding federal law? These are fact questions that must be clearly answered in the first instance by the GPSC or a court exercising original *1308jurisdiction. The district court’s conclusion that the parties intended to compensate each other for the termination of ISP-bound traffic notwithstanding federal law was based on a conclusion that the GPSC had answered the question in the first instance. I do not believe that the GPSC necessarily arrived at that conclusion, but I am unsure. I feel that the best course would be to remand the case to the GPSC, which can consider the FCC’s most recent ISP ruling and clearly articulate the basis for its conclusion. See Mail Order Ass’n of Am. v. United States Postal Serv., 2 F.3d 408, 434 (D.C.Cir.1993) (holding that a court must remand unless it is clear that the agency would have reached the same decision in the absence of the legal mistake); Cissell Mfg. Co. v. U.S. Dep’t of Labor, 101 F.3d 1132, 1136 (6th Cir.1996) (“[If an agency] makes an error of law in its administrative proceedings, a reviewing court should remand the case to the agency so that the agency may take further action consistent with the correct legal standards.”).
VI. Conclusion
The crux of BellSouth’s position is that the GPSC made an error of law in its analysis of BellSouth’s “federal element” state law claim, and that the district court should have corrected the alleged error. BellSouth cites only two possible grounds for jurisdiction in this case — section 1331 and section 252(e)(6). Each of these positions suffers from a fatal flaw. The district court lacked section 1331 jurisdiction because the proceeding before the court on the “federal element” claim was an “appellate” rather than an “original” proceeding. Section 252(e)(6) is equally unavailing because that statute cabins district court appellate jurisdiction to accept-or-reject determinations that PSCs make pursuant to 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(1).
The district qourt did, however, have supplemental jurisdiction over BellSouth’s “federal element” claim. This is because BellSouth initially brought another claim in addition to its claim for administrative review — namely, that the GPSC was federally preempted from ordering the payment of reciprocal compensation fees for ISP-bound calls. Thus, although the district court did not have jurisdiction under section 1331 to hear BellSouth’s claim for administrative review, it had supplemental jurisdiction over that claim (notwithstanding its appellate nature) because the court had original jurisdiction over the preemption claim.
Even though the district court had supplemental jurisdiction over the “federal element” claim, it is unclear what, precisely, the GPSC held with regard to that claim. I would therefore vacate the decision by the district court and remand the case to the district court with instructions to remand to the GPSC.
. These include: the duty to negotiate interconnection agreements in good faith; the obligation to interconnect with competitors; the obligation to provide competitors with unbundled access to its network elements (“UNEs”) at reasonable rates; the duty to offer for resale at wholesale rates any telecommunications service that the ILEC provides at retail; and the duty to allow collocation of the CLECs' equipment on the ILEC’s premises. See 47 U.S.C. § 251(c).
. Section 252(a)(1) states:
Upon receiving a request for interconnection, services, or network elements pursuant to section 251 of this title, an ... [ILEC] may negotiate and enter into a binding agreement with the requesting ... [CLEC] without regard to the standards set forth in subsections (b) and (c) of section 251 of this title. The agreement shall include a detailed schedule of itemized charges for interconnection and each service or network element included in the agreement. The agreement, including any interconnection agreement negotiated before February 8, 1996, shall be submitted to the State commission under subsection (e) of this section.
. Section 252(e)(1) states:
Any interconnection agreement adopted by negotiation or arbitration shall be submitted for approval to the State commission. A State commission to which an agreement is submitted shall approve or reject the agreement, with written findings as to any deficiencies.
. The 1996 Act refers only to “state commissions.” “PSC” and "state commission” are used interchangeably throughout this opinion.
. Section 252(e)(6) states in pertinent part:
In any case in which a State commission makes a determination under this section, any party aggrieved by such determination may bring an action in an appropriate Federal district court to determine whether the agreement or statement meets the requirements of section 251 of this title and this section.
. The FCC’s initial decision was vacated by the D.C. Circuit. See Implementation of the Local Competition Provisions in the Tele-comm. Act of 1996; Intercarrier Compensation for ISP-Bound. Traffic, 14 F.C.C.R. 3689, 1999 WL 98037 (1999), vacated and remanded sub nom., Bell Atl. Tel. Cos. v. FCC, 206 F.3d 1 (D.C.Cir.2000). The FCC eventually issued a new order on remand. See Implementation of the Local Competition Provisions in the Telecomm. Act of 1996; Intercarrier Compensation for ISP-Bound Traffic, 16 F.C.C.R. 9151, 2001 WL 455869 (2001), remanded sub nom., WorldCom, Inc. v. FCC, 288 F.3d 429 (D.C.Cir.2002).
. As will be discussed in part V infra, it is unclear whether the GPSC took one of two positions. Did it hold that the parties intended to compensate each other for the termination of ISP-bound calls because it believed la) the parties intended to track federal law and (b) federal law defines ISP-bound calls as "local” rather than "interstate” (which would have been an erroneous understanding of federal law)? Or did it believe that the parties contracted to compensate each other for the termination of ISP-bound calls notwithstanding how federal regulations might define ISP-bound traffic?
.As the district court framed the issues: "The heart of the present disputes involve two questions: First, did the PSC orders violate federal law, as reflected in the 1996 Act and in the FCC’s rules and regulations? Second, did the PSC correctly interpret the interconnection agreement under Georgia law?” BellSouth Telecomms., Inc. v. MCI Metro Access Transmission Servs., Inc., 97 F.Supp.2d 1363, 1376 (N.D.Ga.2000).
. The Supreme Court did not hold that federal jurisdiction exists to review all PSC interpretation/enforcement decisions pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1331. The only place section 1331 was implicated in Verizon was with regard to the federal question — namely, whether a PSC conclusion that the CLECs and the ILEC had agreed to deem ISP-bound calls "local” is preempted by federal law. The Court never said that a PSC adjudication of an interconnection agreement inherently entails a federal question. In his concurrence, Justice Souter made clear that the Court was not deciding what the majority of this court claims it decided: "Whether the interpretation of a reciprocal compensation provision in a privately negotiated interconnection agreement presents a federal issue is a different question which neither the Court nor I address at the present.” Verizon, 122 S.Ct. at 1763 n. 4 (emphasis added).
. In asserting jurisdiction over the supplemental claim, the the district court should have sat as if it were a Georgia superior court, reviewing the GPSC’s decision under the standard of review provided by Georgia law.
. I ultimately conclude that there is jurisdiction over this state law cause of action under the supplemental jurisdiction statute, 28 U.S.C. § 1367, in part IV, infra.
. The majority of this court, like the Verizon concurrence, evidently believes that 28 U.S.C. § 1331 encompasses appellate jurisdiction. This is the only conclusion one can reach from the majority’s holding that "[T]he federal district court had jurisdiction under 28 U.S.C. § 1331 to review that decision on appeal." As the Verizon majority noted, however, “28 U.S.C. § 1331 is a grant of original jurisdiction, and does not authorize district courts to exercise appellate jurisdiction over state-court judgments.” Verizon, 122 S.Ct. at 1759 n. 3. Since the majority of this court (correctly, in my view) considers the proceeding before the district court to be an "appeal,” I do not read the majority opinion as standing for the opposite proposition — namely, that the proceeding was in fact an "original” action. The majority thus reads the word "appellate” into 28 U.S.C. § 1331. I contend that this holding is troubling to say the least.
. This is an unattractive option not only because it violates the plain language of 28 U.S.C. § 1331, but also because the Verizon majority expressly asserted that "28 U.S.C. § 1331 is a grant of original jurisdiction, and does not authorize district courts to exercise appellate jurisdiction over state-court judgments.” Verizon, 122 S.Ct. at 1759 n. 3.
. As will be discussed, Justice Souter could easily have endorsed the notion that the claim in Verizon entailed a claim of original jurisdiction, whereas judicial review by district courts of accept-or-reject determinations are appellate in nature. Since he believed that Verizon entailed an appellate proceeding, he must certainly believe that district court review of an accept-or-reject determination is an appellate proceeding.
. See, e.g., Southwestern Bell Tel. Co. v. Apple, 309 F.3d 713 (10th Cir.2002) (collecting cases using the arbitrary-and-capricious standard); GTE South, Inc. v. Morrison, 199 F.3d 733, 745 (4th Cir.1999) (employing "substantial evidence” review).
. This is a debatable proposition — both in terms of what the parties intended and what the GPSC actually held.
. Both parties in this case are, for various reasons, eager to assert federal jurisdiction. I note that it is incumbent upon the federal courts to assess their own jurisdiction, even if it does so without the benefit of an adversarial presentation. If the parties do not raise the question of lack of jurisdiction, it is the duty of the federal court to determine the matter sua sponte. See Atlas Life Ins. Co. v. W.I. Southern Inc., 306 U.S. 563, 572-73, 59 S.Ct. 657, 662, 83 L.Ed. 987 (1939).
. For example, the 2001 GPSC Chairman, Lauren "Bubba” McDonald, Jr., does not have a law degree and was in the hardware business prior to his appointment to the Commission. In addition to his commission duties, McDonald is currently involved in the funeral home business. See Commissioner Biographies, at http://www.psc.state.ga.us/pscinfo/bios/htm (last visited Nov. 6, 2002).
. The provision states: "This Act and the amendments made by this Act shall not be construed to modify, impair, or supersede Federal, State, or local law unless expressly so provided in such Act or amendments.”
. See 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(5) ("Commission to act if State will not act").
. See infra part III.B.3.
. I agree with the Fourth Circuit on this point. See Bell Atl. Md. Inc. v. MCI World-Com, Inc., 240 F.3d 279, 299-303 (4th Cir.2001), rev'd on other grounds, Verizon Md. Inc. v. Pub. Serv. Comm’n of Md., 535 U.S. 635, 122 S.Ct. 1753, 152 L.Ed.2d 871 (2002).
. Professors Benjamin, Lichtman, and She-lanski write:
From its creation in 1934, the FCC has always shared jurisdiction over telephony *1299with state regulators. The 1934 Act's limitation of federal authority is clearly stated, if not so easily implemented in practice: the Act is not to be construed "to give the Commission jurisdiction with respect to ... practices, services, facilities, or regulations for or in connection with intrastate communication service by wire or radio of any carrier.” 47 U.S.C. § 152(b) (emphasis added). Indeed, the 1934 Act on its face restricts FCC jurisdiction to “interstate and foreign communication by wire or radio.” 47 U.S.C. § 152(a) (emphasis added). The Act thus appears to keep the Commission out of the business of regulating what, in 1934, accounted for the vast bulk of telephone usage: local telephony.
Benjamin et al., supra, at 610-11.
. Section 253 states that "[n]o State or local statute or regulation, or other State or local legal requirement, may prohibit or have the effect of prohibiting the ability of any entity to provide any interstate or intrastate telecommunications service.” This provision put an end to state-sanctioned monopolies, demonstrating Congress's new confidence that local competition would not lead to wasteful duplication of resources, but rather to more consumer choice and lower rates.
. Section 252(e)(6) reads: "[A]ny party aggrieved by such determination may bring an action in an appropriate Federal district court to determine whether the agreement or statement meets the requirements of section 251 of this title and this section.” The two italicized portions have been removed in the quote found in the text for the sake of clarity. The "statement” referred to concerns a Bell Operating Company’s option to file a "Statement of Generally Available Terms” pursuant to section 252(f). This is not relevant to the voluntary interconnection agreement setting. Similarly, "section 251 of [title 47]” is irrelevant to the voluntary agreement context, except for the section 251(a) discussion of the "general duties” of LECs.
. Such findings are important for judicial review of the PSC's decision to approve or reject an interconnection agreement.
. The provision provides in part: "No State court shall have jurisdiction to review the action of a State commission in approving or rejecting an agreement under this section.” 47 U.S.C. § 252(e)(4) (emphasis added). This is the flip side of section 252(e)(6), which gives federal courts the power of judicial review over the PSC’s approve-or-reject determination. Together, the provisions make that power exclusive. The italicized language confirms what should be obvious from the statute: the only affirmative duty of a state PSC under section 252(e)(1) is to approve or reject an agreement and nothing more. Indeed, there is no operative clause prescribing any duty under "this section” besides the duty prescribed in section 252(e)(1) to approve or reject an agreement. The PSC's determination to approve or reject, then, is the key triggering event, and the rest of the statutory provisions relate back to that determination, filling in procedural details such as what reasons the PSC must give for its decision, what happens if the PSC chooses not to make the approve-or-reject determination at all, and how the approve-or-reject determination is appealed. Section 252(e)(6) is therefore inap-posite when it comes to defining the PSC's substantive duty, which is found only in section 252(e)(1). Indeed, section 252(e)(6) by its terms covers only "Review of State commission actions” — a procedural rather than substantive matter. One can hardly conclude, then, that because the "approve or reject” language is found in sections 252(e)(1) and 252(e)(4) but not section 252(e)(6), this somehow means that state commissions must undertake additional responsibilities besides that which is expressly enumerated in section 252(e)(1). The fact that this argument is even made shows the hollow logic of the pro-jurisdiction camp. They realize that section 252(e)(6) ties judicial review to section 252(e)(1), so they must somehow conclude that post-agreement adjudication is an affirmative duty under the latter section. Yet they also realize that section 252(e)(1) says nothing of the sort, so they strain to find an affirmative duty to engage in post-agreement adjudication outside of section 252(e)(1). They cannot have it both ways. One need not strain so mightily under a natural reading of the statute, however.
. The district court, for example, concluded that the “literal" interpretation of the statute would not confer jurisdiction. It went on to adopt the "inherent" argument (discussed below) without analysis.
. The habeas corpus setting is the only area I am aware of. The Antiterrorism and Effective Death Penalty Act of 1996 provides that relief is available only when the state court determination is "contrary to, or involved an unreasonable application of, clearly established Federal law as determined by the Supreme Court of the United States.” 28 U.S.C. § 2254(d)(1) (emphasis added).
. See supra note 18 and accompanying text.
. The now-FCC Chairman has also implied that state law typically provides the rule of decision: "[SJtate commissions have a duty to resolve interconnection disputes by relying on any legitimate bases (including state law bases), so long as those bases do not conflict with federal law.” Starpower Communications, LLC, Petition for Preemption of Jurisdiction of the Va. State Corp. Comm’n, 15 F.C.C.R. 11277, 11286, 2000 WL 767701 (2000) (memorandum opinion and order) (“Starpower") (Powell, Comm'r, concurring).
.The district court, for example, reviewed the GPSC’s state law conclusion under an arbitrary-and-capricious standard rather than de novo. As a testament to how odd it would be for federal courts to review state entities for compliance with state law, the district court was grasping at straws to give any kind of deference that it could. After incorrectly asserting jurisdiction, I can hardly fault the district court for pulling the arbitrary-and-capricious standard out of thin air, giving only a "Cf.” citation to a Supreme Court case, United States v. Carlo Bianchi & Co., 373 U.S. 709, 83 S.Ct. 1409, 10 L.Ed.2d 652 (1963), that was about federal administrative law. BellSouth Telecomms., Inc. v. MCI Metro Access Transmission Servs., Inc., 97 F.Supp.2d 1363, 1376 n. 10 (N.D.Ga.2000).
. In Georgia, for example, petitions for review may be filed "in the Superior Court of Fulton County or in the superior court of the county of residence of the petitioner.” Ga. Code. Ann. § 50-13 — 19(b) (2002).
. "The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the United States, and Treaties made, or which shall be made, under their Authority....” U.S. Const, art. Ill, § 2.
.Since a conclusion that federal jurisdiction exists demands a clear statement, use of the word "inherent” should be sufficient evidence that a clear statement does not exist.
. As has been discussed at length, a conclusion that PSC authority to adjudicate post-agreement disputes comes from section 252(e)(1) (rather than residual authority) would, of course, make such adjudications "determinations” under "this section” and would therefore give district courts jurisdiction to review such determinations.
. The analysis the FCC undertook — if one wishes to call it "analysis”' — comes in the form of the following statement: "These court opinions implicitly recognize that, due to its role in the approval process, a state commission is well-suited to address disputes arising from interconnection agreements.” Starpower, 15 F.C.C.R. at 11277, 116, at 11279-80. Hardly a model of legal reasoning, the FCC's observation is inapposite because it has nothing to say about the source of PSC authority; a state commission is equally "well-suited” whether or not its authority arises from residual authority or from authority that resides in section 252(e)(1). Moreover, a state legislature might think that due to its role in traditional contract adjudication and legal expertise, the state trial court is "well-suited” to address interconnection disputes. Why section 252 prevents states from making this judgment is left unexplained by the FCC decision.
.This analogy comes from commercial paper law, which prevents a forger from "laundering” a forged note through a holder in due course ("HDC”) in order to attain HDC status. For example, a forger cannot sell a note to a party without notice of the forgery and then proceed to buy the note back from the HDC so as to attain HDC status under the shelter rule.
. One of the many problems with this interpretation is that since all PSC adjudications would be made pursuant to section 252(e)(1) rather than residual authority, there is no logical basis for systematically excluding from federal review those adjudications based solely upon state law. All PSC orders would be “determinations” under "this section” and thus subject to federal review.
. This is also the conclusion the Fourth Circuit may reach on remand from the Supreme Court's Verizon decision.
.Various interpretations of 47 U.S.C. § 251 would, for example, (1) make the statutory scheme wasteful by allowing for de novo review in federal district court (if federal common law is the rule of decision) or (2) entail federal court review of state agencies on matters of state law (if state law is the rule of decision). I have also noted many other problems that section 252 jurisdiction would yield.
. The district court evidently did not understand BellSouth to be claiming that (a) the parties intended to track federal law and (b) federal law provided that ISP-bound calls are not subject to the 1996 Act's reciprocal compensation requirement. This conclusion is understandable given the cryptic “petition for judicial review” described in part II.A.3, supra.