concurring in the judgment but vigorously disagreeing with everything else:
The All Writs Act provides that “[t]he Supreme Court and all courts established by Act of Congress may issue all writs necessary or appropriate in aid of their respective jurisdictions and agreeable to the usages and principles of law.” 28 U.S.C. § 1651(a). The majority holds that the Bankruptcy Appellate Panel may not issue 'writs of mandamus because it is not a “court[] established by Act of Congress.” Maj. Op. at 521-22. Oh, the majority is willing, I think, albeit begrudgingly, to admit that the BAP is a court; it just doesn’t believe that it was “established directly by Act of Congress.” That last sentence was, of course, a bit of a cheat on my part: the statute doesn’t actually say that the court must be “established directly ” by Congress. But the majority does. Maj. Op. at 515-16, 516. It has added a word to the All Writs Act that is not there. And, for the reasons I will explain, it is so unnecessary to do so, and it is going to cause us major constitutional headaches.
I just can’t go there. I concur in the judgment only, and respectfully dissent' otherwise.
I
I am going to start with an observation: even among fly-specks, this case is a nothing. We are dealing with the denial of a writ of mandamus filed by a party with a penchant for repeat (and likely frivolous) bankruptcy filings.1 And there are several ways we could and should have disposed of this case. Here is what happened.
A. Procedural History
“The crux of Ozenne’s grievance is that his home was sold out from under him in violation of the bankruptcy stay provisions.” Accordingly, several years after His bankruptcy case had been closed out, he sought to reopen it to seek damages for alleged violations of the automatic stay, made in connection with the sale of his home. In 2007, Ozenne filed a motion in the bankruptcy court seeking to “set aside” the bankruptcy court’s earlier ruling, which held that under Fed.R.Civ.P. 60, Ozenne could not reopen his case. Ozenne’s reason for reopening the bankruptcy case was his reason for all the numerous motions he has filed: to seek “damages under 11 U.S.C. § 362, which allows for damages for violation of a bankruptcy stay.” The bankruptcy court denied the motion for lack of jurisdiction, on account of Ozenne’s bankruptcy case having been closed for several years at *523that point. Ozenne appealed that decision to the federal district court, which held that “[t]he bankruptcy court was correct to reject Ozenne’s motion,” because it was untimely under Rule 60. Ozenne then filed a direct appeal to this court, and a three-judge panel summarily affirmed.
At that point Ozenne filed a “Motion for Sanctions [for] Violations of 11 USC 362(a)” in the bankruptcy court. In that motion, Ozenne argued that a “recent decision in the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that bankruptcy courts retain jurisdiction to hear violations of 11 USC 362, even after the underlying bankruptcy case has been dismissed.” In other words, the motion sought the same thing Ozenne has been seeking for years: to reopen his case to determine whether his home was sold in violation of the automatic stay and to collect damages for it. The bankruptcy court held it had no jurisdiction to grant relief. Ozenne never filed a notice of appeal. Again, another judgment became final.
Ozenne then filed a petition for a writ of mandamus with the BAP. That petition sought an order from the BAP, requiring the bankruptcy court to exercise jurisdiction and hold “a trial or hearing for the violations of law under 11 USC 362.” The BAP’s docket shows that the petition received no response from the appellees, and the BAP denied it and closed the case out in a matter of eighteen days. In its decision, the BAP noted its authority to entertain writs under the All Writs Act, recited the standard for receiving such relief, but summarily held that Ozenne “has not met the burden to establish that a writ of mandamus should be issued.” Ozenne is now before us on a timely filed pro se appeal from that decision.
B. How the Majority Should Have Handled This
First, although not entirely free from doubt given Ozenne’s pro se briefing, this case is likely res judicata. Ozenne has been doing the same thing for years. He admits it. His own briefing notes that the bankruptcy court “consistently ruled”, in “2003, 2007, [and] 2011,” that it lacked jurisdiction to reopen Ozenne’s case and grant him relief. I see no substantive difference between what Ozenne asked the bankruptcy court to do in his 2007 motion and what he asked it again in his 2011 motion. His 2007 motion ended with a final judgment from this court affirming the district court’s determination that Oz-enne could not seek the relief he sought— which happens to be the exact relief he sought in his 2011 motion in the bankruptcy court and his subsequent mandamus petition before the BAP. Assuming that Ozenne’s description is correct, he missed the time to file a notice of appeal on the bankruptcy court’s denial of his motion. So that determination became final. Indeed, the number of final judgments telling Ozenne “no” is hard to count.2 His claims strike me as being barred by res judicata.
Second, we might also reach the merits and simply affirm because Ozenne has not even come close to showing that he is entitled to a writ of mandamus. He cites a single BAP case, In re Johnson, 346 B.R. 190 (9th Cir.BAP 2006), and that’s it. Oz-enne has not shown that his “right to the issuance of the writ is clear and indisputable.” DeGeorge v. U.S. Dist. Court for Cent. Dist. of Cal., 219 F.3d 930, 934 (9th Cir.2000) (internal quotation marks omitted) (noting that in granting or denying a *524writ, courts consider whether the petitioner (1) “has no other adequate means, such as a direct appeal, to attain the relief he or she desires,” (2) “will be damaged or prejudiced in a way not correctable on appeal,” (3) the “district court’s order is clearly erroneous as a matter of law,” (4) the “district court’s order is an oft-repeated error, or manifests a persistent disregard of the federal rules,” and (5) the “district court’s order raises new and important problems, or issues of law of first impression”). This is an equally plausible grounds to affirm.
Finally, as the majority’s opinion suggests, the BAP may have lacked jurisdiction. Maj. Op. at 517-18. The BAP’s appellate jurisdiction is predicated on the consent of the parties before it. See 28 U.S.C. § 158. And the issuance of a writ under the All Writs Act requires pre-exist-ing jurisdiction. See 28 U.S.C. § 1651 (granting power courts to issue “all writs necessary or appropriate in aide of their respective jurisdictions” (emphasis added)). But at worst, the facts here suggest that we dismiss this case only because we lack evidence of the appellees’ consent, and therefore the BAP did not have jurisdiction to consider this particular writ, not all writs in general. So under that view, we just dismiss the appeal and all go home.
I would resolve this case on any one of the above bases, and thus I concur in the judgment only, insofar as that judgment is that Ozenne loses his case. But instead of stopping with the most obvious answers to a most obviously meaningless ease, the majority forges ahead, without even calling for briefing, and grinds an axe with which to cut the BAP off at the knees. The majority opinion is needless, wrong, and raises serious constitutional concerns with the separation of powers.
II
The majority labors mightily to avoid making a concession that, if you read carefully, it still winds up making: the BAP is a court. And really, what else can the majority do? The BAP is “composed of bankruptcy judges,” 28 U.S.C. § 158(b)(1), serving on a “3-judge panel,” id. § 158(c)(1). The panel “hear[s] and deter-minéis] ... appeals” from “final judgments, orders, and decrees” of bankruptcy courts. Id. § 158(a)(1), (b)(1). And if not appealed to us, the BAP’s decisions are final and have preclusive effect. In re Scovis, 249 F.3d 975, 980 (9th Cir.2001) (“The BAP renders a final order when it affirms or reverses a bankruptcy court’s final order.”). The majority strains credulity when it says that the BAP “does not have the same function or power of a court.” Maj. Op. at 521. Of course it does. In its appellate function, the “bankruptcy appellate panel ... fill[s] the role of the [federal] district courts.”3 Conn. Nat’l Bank v. Germain, 503 U.S. 249, 252, 112 S.Ct. 1146, 117 L.Ed.2d 391 (1992); see also 28 U.S.C. § 158(a) (providing for appellate jurisdiction of federal district courts over bankruptcy decisions as an alternative to the BAP); Wellness Intern. Network v. Sharif, — U.S.-, 135 S.Ct. 1932, 1946, 191 L.Ed.2d 911 (2015) (“Congress has supplemented the capacity of *525district courts through the able assistance of bankruptcy judges.”); Northern Pipeline Constr. v. Marathon Pipe Line Co., 458 U.S. 50, 55, 102 S.Ct. 2858, 73 L.Ed.2d 598 (1982) (plurality opinion).
The majority scrupulously avoids addressing any of these realities. Instead, like uttering “Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo” to turn pumpkins into carriages, the majority believes that its own incantation (“panel service” and “tribunal”) will transform the BAP into something other than a court. I readily concede that § 158 calls the BAP a “panel service.” But if the majority believes the BAP is not a court, it never says so. Indeed, if the majority really thought the BAP was not a court at all, it could have written a much shorter opinion, because under the All Writs Act only “courts ... may issue all writs necessary or appropriate.” 28 U.S.C. § 1651(a) (emphasis added). Had the majority simply declared the BAP not a court, it could have saved itself the gymnastics over the word “establish” in § 158.
I am skeptical that the absence of the magic word “court” is significant here. Like the Tax Court — another Article I court — the BAP’s “function and role in the federal judicial scheme closely resemble those of the federal district courts, which indisputably are ‘Courts of Law.’ ” Freytag v. Comm’r, 501 U.S. 868, 891, 111 S.Ct. 2631, 115 L.Ed.2d 764 (1991). The power the BAP wields under § 158 is not that exercised by some mere tribunal or administrative adjunct, like a special master or an arbitrator. The BAP is an alternative to federal district courts for parties appealing from the bankruptcy courts. 28 U.S.C. § 158(b)(1), (c)(1); see also Wellness, 135 S.Ct. at 1946; Conn. Nat’l Bank, 503 U.S. at 252, 112 S.Ct. 1146. By statute, appeals heard by the BAP “shall be taken in the same manner as appeals in civil proceedings generally are taken to the courts of appeals.” 28 U.S.C. § 158(c)(2). Our own appellate jurisdiction is the same whether the appeal originates in “the bankruptcy court, the district court, or the bankruptcy appellate panel.” 28 U.S.C. § 158(d)(2)(A). In all respects, the BAP is treated by the statutes as equal in authority to the district court and greater in authority to the bankruptcy court. See, e.g„ id. § 158(d)(2)(B), (D); Pub. L. No. 109-8, Title XII, § 1233(b)(3)(A), (5)(A), (6), 119 Stat. 23, cited in 28 U.S.C. § 158 note. The one noticeable difference between these courts’ jurisdiction is that the consent of the parties is required to establish BAP jurisdiction. But the majority cannot, by its repeated references to the consent aspect of BAP jurisdiction, seriously mean that the bankruptcy courts, for example, cease to be “courts” when their Article III jurisdiction to adjudicate non-core proceedings hinges on the consent of the parties. See Wellness, 135 S.Ct., at 1944; cf. Roell v. Withrow, 538 U.S. 580, 585-86, 123 S.Ct. 1696, 155 L.Ed.2d 775 (2003) (noting the consent-based civil jurisdiction of the United States magistrate judges to dispose of cases and enter final judgment). Is the majority suggesting, sub silentio, that the bankruptcy courts are unconstitutional?
The majority similarly cannot dodge the fact that the BAP is a court by telling us that it has “none of the permanency of a court.” Maj. Op. at 516. “Permanency” as an attribute inherent to a “court” is beyond me, in part because I do not know what the majority means by “permanency.” Does it mean populated by life tenured judges? If so, then Article I courts aré not courts. Does it mean constitutionally permanent? If so, then only the Supreme Court is a court, see U.S. Const, art. Ill, § 1; we don’t even count because we are good only so long as Congress says so, see 28 U.S.C. §§ 1291-1296 (establishing the jurisdiction of the courts of ap*526peals). The thing is, permanency is relative and tells us little to nothing about whether a body is properly a “court.” The Temporary Emergency Court of Appeals was not permanent and was not meant to be. See Economic Stabilization Act Amendments of 1971, Pub. L. Ño. 92-210, § 211, 85 Stat. 743 (creating the Temporary Emergency Court of Appeals, to be populated by district and circuit judges appointed at will by the Chief Justice); Act of October 29, 1992, Pub. L. No. 102-572, § 102, 106 Stat. 4506 (abolishing the Temporary Emergency Court of Appeals). But it was a court nevertheless. The same can be said of the original Emergency Court of Appeals established during World War II, see Emergency Price Control Act, Pub. L. No. 77-421, § 204, 56 Stat. 23, 31 (1942), and three-judge district courts (which literally last for only the duration of a lawsuit), 28 U.S.C. § 2284, and state courts with judges sitting pro tem, see, e.g., Cal. Const, art. 6, § 21; Okla. Const, art. 7-A, § 6; Ind.Code § 33-31-1-12; Kan. Stat. Ann. § 20-310a; Wash. Rev. Code. § 2.08.180.
The point is, what you call an adjudicative body and how long it exists are much less indicative of whether that body is a “court” than what the body actually does and the powers it possesses. By the latter standard, the BAP is a court.
Ill
The All Writs Act provides that “courts established by Act of Congress” may issue appropriate writs, such as a writ of mandamus. 28 U.S.C. § 1651(a). When Congress provided for bankruptcy appellate panels, it provided that “[t]he judicial council of a circuit shall establish a bankruptcy appellate panel service ... unless the judicial council finds” that the circuit has insufficient judicial resources or the service would result in undue delay or increase the cost of appeal to parties. Id. § 158(b)(1). The majority concludes that because of the “unless” clause, Congress did not “establish” the BAP and, accordingly, the BAP is not a “court established by Act of Congress,” but “a tribunal created by the independent actions, choices, or judgment of a third party.” Maj. Op. at 517.
The text of § 158 and the All Writs Act should be sufficient to decide this issue. The BAP is plainly a court established by an Act of Congress. Section 158 authorizes us, through our judicial council, to populate the BAP. The flexibility Congress gave us not to populate the BAP if our peculiar circumstances dictate otherwise does not affect the fact that the court we appoint draws its existence from congressional authorization and direction. Our choice to effect or not to effect the panel authorized by Congress does not change the fact that the court was created by “Act of Congress.” And that is all that the All Writs Act demands. The BAP is a court created by an Act of Congress and may, in cases where it otherwise has jurisdiction, issue writs under the All Writs Act. See In re Salter, 279 B.R. 278, 280-81 (9th Cir. BAP 2002).
The majority, because of a vague concern that the definition of “established” would open up the writ power to “any tribunal that receives any kind of federal funding or authorization,” Maj. Op. at 516-17, proceeds to graft a new qualifier onto the All Writs Act — that the court be “directly” established by Act of Congress, id. at 516-17, 518. I do not see that word anywhere in the All Writs Act, and would accordingly decline to write it into the statute. Moreover, the majority’s concern is unfounded. “The All Writs Act ... is not an independent grant of appellate jurisdiction,” 16 Charles Alan Wright et al., Federal Practice & Procedure § 3932, at *527470 (2d ed. 1996), but is instead auxiliary in nature in aiding courts to exercise their already-existing jurisdiction. Marbury v. Madison, 5 U.S. (1 Crunch) 137, 175, 2 L.Ed. 60 (1803); see also In re Previn, 204 F.2d 417, 418 (1st Cir.1953), That means that the jurisdiction of any court must be established and pre-existing before it can issue an extraordinary writ. This, along with the fact that only courts can use the All Writs Act, see 28 U.S.C. § 1651(a), diminishes any concern the majority may be harboring about nameless federal tribunals using the writ power.
Finally, the majority says its “decision does not leave parties without recourse to mandamus relief from decisions by a bankruptcy judge, since subsection (a) of the All Writs Act applies to federal district courts.” Maj. Op. at 522. This is hollow consolation indeed. Today’s ruling neuters the BAP. Section 158 allows the parties to choose to have an appeal heard in front of the BAP. See 28 U.S.C. § 158(b), (c), (d). But buyer beware. The Supreme Court can issue writs under the All Writs Act, 28 U.S.C. § 1651(a), and so can we, see Cal. Energy Comm’n v. Johnson, 767 F.2d 631, 634 (9th Cir.1985), as can the district courts, SEC v. G.C. George Sec., Inc., 637 F.2d 685, 688 (9th Cir.1981), as can the bankruptcy courts themselves, Nat’l Bank of Ark. v. Panther Mountain Land Dev., LLC (In re Panther Mountain Land Dev., LLC), 686 F.3d 916, 926 (8th Cir.2012); Alderwoods Group, Inc. v. Garcia, 682 F.3d 958, 972 n. 24 (11th Cir.2012); In re Johns-Manville Corp., 27 F.3d 48, 49 (2d Cir.1994). But for reasons never fully explained by the majority, Congress purportedly left the BAP out in the cold. Every other court that can adjudicate the parties’ claims in a bankruptcy case, except the BAP, can issue a writ in furtherance of its already-existing jurisdiction to issue stays, injunctions, and orders enforcing its own judgments. Under the majority’s view, Congress has established, in Justice Sca-lia’s memorable phrase, “a sort of junior-varsity [court],” vested with some, but not all, of the ordinary powers of a court. United States v. Mistretta, 488 U.S. 361, 427, 109 S.Ct. 647, 102 L.Ed.2d 714 (1989) (Scalia, J., dissenting). I doubt the majority is correct.
IV
The majority’s opinion begs an answer to the following question: if the BAP is not “a ‘court established by Ad of Congress,’” Maj. Op. at 516 (emphasis added), then who, precisely, “established” this court?
If we accept the majority’s analysis, the BAP was “established by the Judicial Council of the Ninth Circuit.” Maj. Op. at 516. This presents us with a second, far more troubling question: Can Congress delegate its power to create courts to the judicial branch? The majority says that the answer is “yes,” and sees no problem. See Maj. Op. at 515 (“Congress gave the judicial council of each circuit discretion to establish a bankruptcy appellate panel service.”); id. at 517 (concluding that “the BAP was created by the Judicial Council of the Ninth Circuit” through an “authorization]” from Congress). I am deeply skeptical of the constitutionality of such an arrangement between Congress and the Judiciary.
First, we have no independent power under Article III to create inferior courts. We are vested only with the “judicial Power of the United States,” U.S. Const, art. Ill, § 1, and the “judicial Power of the United States” does not encompass the power to create other courts. It is the power to adjudicate certain “Cases” and “Controversies” that arise between adverse parties, “with such Exceptions, and under such Regulations as the Congress *528shall make.” Id. art. Ill, § 2, els. 1, 2; see also Muskrat v. United States, 219 U.S. 346, 356, 31 S.Ct. 250, 55 L.Ed. 246 (1911) (“Judicial power, ... is the power of a court to decide and pronounce a judgment and carry it into effect' between persons and parties who bring a case before it for decision.” (internal quotation marks omitted)); Durousseau v. United States, 10 U.S. (6 Cranch) 307, 314, 3 L.Ed. 232 (1810) (“The appellate powers of the court ... are given by the constitution. But they are limited and regulated by the judicial [act], and by such other acts as have been passed on the subject”). By contrast, Articles I and III expressly grant the power to establish courts to Congress. U.S. Const, art. I, § 8, cl. 9 (“The Congress shall have Power .., To constitute Tribunals inferior to the supreme Court.”); id. art. Ill, § 1 (“The judicial Power of the United States, shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish”). The distinction between, and classification of, Article III and Article I courts — also denominated “constitutional” and “legislative” courts— “has been productive of much confusion and controversy.” Glidden Co. v. Zdanok, 370 U.S. 530, 534, 82 S.Ct. 1459, 8 L.Ed.2d 671 (1962) (plurality opinion). But whatever the constitutional disconnect between those two systems of courts, we have no power to establish a bankruptcy court.4
In response, the majority criticizes my premise. It concludes that “Congress did not delegate BAP establishment to the courts — it was delegated to an administrative authority, the Judicial Council of the Circuits.” Maj. Op. at 521. In separation-of-powers terms, this is not an “important distinction,” id.; it is a distinction without a difference. The Supreme Court has made abundantly clear that its separation of powers “approach” does not differ as applied to “nonadjudicatory activities that Congress has vested either in federal *529courts or in auxiliary bodies within the Judicial Branch.” Mistretta, 488 U.S. at 388, 109 S.Ct. 647 (emphasis added). If the majority wants to argue that the Judicial Council is not located in the Judicial Branch, it is paddling upstream.
The second problem with the delegation of power the majority assumes is that it is unprecedented. To my knowledge, there is no instance of Congress delegating its court-making power to the courts; we have been afforded other powers, but not the power to establish courts. Through the Rules Enabling Act, 28 U.S.C. §§ 2071-77, Congress has delegated to us rule-making authority over “the practice and procedure of federal courts.” Sibbach v. Wilson, 312 U.S. 1, 9-10, 61 S.Ct. 422, 85 L.Ed. 479 (1941) (holding that Congress has the “undoubted power” to delegate that authority); Wayman v. Southard, 23 U.S. (10 Wheat) 1, 43, 6 L.Ed. 253 (1825) (noting that rule-making authority with respect to judicial proceedings may be “conferred on the judicial department” by Congress). Those rules, however, “may not expand or diminish the jurisdiction conferred by Congress.” United States v. Jacobo Castillo, 496 F.3d 947, 954 (9th Cir.2007) (en banc). Nor may we draw on our authority to appoint bankruptcy judges as the source of power for establishing a bankruptcy appellate panel. Our power to appoint “inferior Officers” is conferred by Article II and authorized by statute. U.S. Const, art. II, § 2, cl. 2; 28 U.S.C. § 152(a)(1). Accordingly, we can only appoint such officers to existing offices, statutorily created by Congress. See Edmond v. United States, 520 U.S. 651, 660, 117 S.Ct. 1573, 137 L.Ed.2d 917 (1997) (noting that the Appointments Clause permits Congress to vest the appointment power for inferior officers in the courts “by Law ” (quoting U.S. Const, art. II, § 2, cl. 2) (emphasis added)). To take an even a more extreme example, the Court approved the delegation involved in the power to issue the Sentencing Guidelines by reference to our historical involvement in the discretion-laden field of criminal sentencing. See Mistretta, 488 U.S. at 390, 109 S.Ct. 647 (noting, in order to justify the location of the Sentencing Commission within the Judicial Branch, that “the sentencing function long has been a peculiarly shared responsibility among the Branches of Government” and that for “more than a century, federal judges have enjoyed wide discretion” in sentencing). But there is no history of courts making other courts. And while novelty is not a death knell, it is no ringing endorsement of constitutionality either. See Free Enter. Fund v. Public Co. Accounting Oversight Bd. (PCAOB), 561 U.S. 477, 505, 130 S.Ct. 3138, 177 L.Ed.2d 706 (2010) (“Perhaps the most telling indication of the severe constitutional problem with the PCAOB is the lack of historical precedent for this entity.” (internal quotation marks omitted)).
Third, even if I thought Congress had delegated its authority to establish courts to us, we could not accept the delegation. The Supreme Court has held that Congress may delegate “extrajudicial activities” to the Judiciary only if the delegated task has a “close relation to the central mission of the Judicial Branch,” is not a “task[ ] ... more properly accomplished by [other] branches,” and does “not trench upon the prerogatives of another Branch.” Mistretta, 488 U.S. at 388, 389-90, 109 S.Ct. 647 (quoting Morrison v. Olson, 487 U.S. 654, 680-81, 108 S.Ct. 2597, 101 L.Ed.2d 569 (1988)). I am unpersuaded these requirements would be met by a congressional delegation of court-making power to the Judiciary. To begin with, I fail to appreciate how court-creation has a “close relation to the central mission of the Judicial Branch.” Our mission is to interpret the law in resolving disputes between parties, not to enlarge the superstructure *530of government. The gap between promulgating rules of procedure, appointing Article I judges, or propounding sentencing guidelines applicable in judicial proceedings on the one hand, and creating new tribunals that possess the power to issue final judgments on the other hand, is as obvious as it is wide. Moreover, there are plenty of reasons to conclude that creating courts is “more properly accomplished” by Congress, and that we “trench upon” Congress’s prerogatives in this case by reading § 158 as delegating to the Judiciary the power to establish the BAP. The separation of powers under our Constitution prohibits one branch from usurping the powers of another or giving away its power to check another Branch. United, States v. Nixon, 418 U.S. 683, 704, 94 S.Ct. 3090, 41 L.Ed.2d 1039 (1974) (“[T]he ‘judicial Power of the United States’ ... can no more be shared with the Executive Branch than the Chief Executive, for example, can share with the Judiciary the veto power, or the Congress share with the Judiciary the power to override a Presidential veto.”); see also Stern v. Marshall, 564 U.S. 462, 131 S.Ct. 2594, 2611-15, 180 L.Ed.2d 475 (2011) (permitting Article I bankruptcy courts to adjudicate defamation claims violated separation of powers); PCAOB, 561 U.S. at 497, 130 S.Ct. 3138 (dual-layer of for-cause protection over agency board members violated separation of powers); Clinton v. City of New York, 524 U.S. 417, 435-49, 118 S.Ct. 2091, 141 L.Ed.2d 393 (1998) (line-item veto); Plant v. Spendthrift Farm, Inc,, 514 U.S. 211, 225-26, 115 S.Ct. 1447, 131 L.Ed.2d 328 (1995) (statute revising final judgment made by Article III courts); Bowsher v. Synar, 478 U.S. 714, 732-34, 106 S.Ct. 3181, 92 L.Ed.2d 583 (1986) (placing executive power in official removable only by Congress); INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919, 954-59, 103 S.Ct. 2764, 77 L.Ed.2d 317 (1983) (congressional override of executive execution of the law); Northern Pipeline, 458 U.S. at 63-76, 102 S.Ct. 2858 (plurality opinion) (placement of judicial power over private rights outside of Article III courts); Buckley v. Valeo, 424 U.S. 1, 126-29, 96 S.Ct. 612, 46 L.Ed.2d 659 (1976) (giving appointment power to Speaker of the House and president pro tem of the Senate).
As I previously explained, the jurisdiction and existence of both Article I and III lower courts depends “entirely on statutory grants from Congress.” Evans v. Thompson, 518 F.3d 1, 5 (1st Cir.2008); see also Printz v. United States, 521 U.S. 898, 907, 117 S.Ct. 2365, 138 L.Ed.2d 914 (1997) (“In accord with the so-called Madi-sonian Compromise, Article III, § 1, established only a Supreme Court, and made the creation of lower federal courts optional with the Congress — even though it was obvious that the Supreme Court alone could not hear all federal cases throughout the United States.”); Palmore v. United States, 411 U.S. 389, 400-01, 93 S.Ct. 1670, 36 L.Ed.2d 342 (1973) (“The decision with respect to inferior federal courts, as well as the task of defining their jurisdiction, was left to the discretion of Congress.”); Cary v. Curtis, 44 U.S. (3 How.) 236, 245, 11 L.Ed. 576 (1845) (“[Congress] possesses] the sole power of creating the tribunals (inferior to the Supreme Court) for the exercise of judicial power ... and of withholding jurisdiction from them in the exact degrees and character which to Congress may seem proper for the public good.”). In my view, this places Congress’s Article I and III court-creating powers on a special plane in separation of powers terms: The power to create inferi- or courts and define their jurisdiction is perhaps the principal check that Congress possesses over the judiciary. Congress may not delegate that power outside of itself, and it is no answer that the judiciary is complicit in its exercise. PCAOB, 561 *531U.S. at 497, 130 S.Ct. 3138 (“[T]he separation of powers does not depend ... on whether ‘the encroached-upon branch approves the encroachment[.])’ ” (quoting New York v. United States, 505 U.S. 144, 182, 112 S.Ct. 2408, 120 L.Ed.2d 120 (1992)); Wellness, 135 S.Ct. at 1955 (Roberts, C.J., dissenting) (“A branch’s consent to a diminution of its constitutional powers ... does not mitigate the harm or cure the wrong.”).
The majority responds with a non séqui-to, contending my approach “ignores the BAP’s historically subordinate role within the federal judiciary.” Maj. Op. at 519. Not so. I agree that the bankruptcy courts (including the BAP, which is a court) “derive[] [their] legitimacy from the overview exercised by Article III courts.” Maj. Op. at 520-21. But I do not see how Congress’s decision to permit the BAP to use the writ power “chip[s] away at the authority of the Judicial Branch.” Maj. Op. at 521. Does the majority really believe that Congress could not amend the All Writs Act to include the BAP by name without offending Article III? Surprisingly, the majority has expressed no concern with bankruptcy courts invoking the All Writs Act. Surely they are “courts” established by act of Congress. See Panther Mountain, 686 F.3d at 926 (holding that bankruptcy courts can issue writs under the All Writs Act); Alderwoods Group, 682 F.3d at 972 n. 24 (same); In re Johns-Manville Corp., 27 F.3d at 49 (same). But perhaps not under the majority’s ruling. And to the extent the majority is concerned about “frustrat[ing] our court’s appellate review” of BAP decisions, Maj. Op. at 521, the majority needs reminding that it is vacating the BAP’s order. There is little more that could demonstrate that the BAP remains “subordinate” to us. Maj. Op. at 518-19.
I do not purport to solve these interesting constitutional quandaries raised by the majority’s opinion. But the majority’s opinion is a problem. And the questions are both squarely raised and, unfortunately, entirely avoidable. We can and should avoid rendering a decision that radiates with such constitutional difficulty.
V
It is a basic tenet of both statutory interpretation and constitutional law that “where an otherwise acceptable construction of a statute would raise serious constitutional problems,” we must “construe the statute to avoid such problems.” Edward J. DeBartolo Corp. v. Fla. Gulf Coast Bldg. & Constr. Trades Council, 485 U.S. 568, 575, 108 S.Ct. 1392, 99 L.Ed.2d 645 (1988). This principle alone would counsel against the majority’s construction of the All Writs Act. But the constitutional avoidance canon only applies when there are two plausible readings of a statute. McFadden v. United States, — U.S.-, 135 S.Ct. 2298, 2307, 192 L.Ed.2d 260 (2015). “It has no application in the interpretation of an unambiguous statute such as this one.” Id. (internal quotation marks omitted). There is no reason to read into the All Writs Act the word “directly.” Congress established bankruptcy appellate panels, and authorized us to adapt them to our needs. When Congress established the BAP it necessarily authorized the BAP to “issue all writs necessary or appropriate in aid of [its] respective jurisdiction ] and agreeable to the usages and principles of law.” 28 U.S.C. § 1651(a).
I respectfully, but emphatically, dissent.
. Ozenne filed sortie seven bankruptcy cases over the course-of five years.
. As the appellees have noted, Ozenne’s "unsuccessful appeals of the underlying issues herein included appeals to the BAP, the District Court, twice to the California Court of Appeals, the U.S. Supreme Court which denied certiorari, and to this Honorable Court.”
. For instance, the majority says the BAP’s decisions are "not binding.” Maj. Op. at 520. Obviously they are not binding on Article III courts; but that is beside the point. The ability to bind another court is not the hallmark of a "court,” otherwise our federal district courts would not be "courts,” as their decisions are similarly not binding. See Hart v. Massanari, 266 F.3d 1155, 1174 (9th Cir.2001). What matters for purposes of whether the BAP is a "court” is whether it issues judgments that bind the parties. The majority's response on this point is conspicuously absent.
. There is, to take the example at hand, more than a little confusion over the constitutional source of Congress's power to establish the bankruptcy courts.' There are at least three theories, all of which have been rejected by at least some part of the Court. First, some have argued that Congress may rely on Article I to establish "Tribunals inferior to the Supreme Court,” U.S. Const, art. I, § 8, cl. 9. But a plurality of the Court has said that this provision "plainly relates to the ‘inferior Courts' provided for in Art. Ill, § 1; it has never been relied on for establishment of any other tribunals.” Glidden Co. v. Zdanok, 370 U.S. 530, 543, 82 S.Ct. 1459, 8 L.Ed.2d 671 (1962) (plurality opinion). Second, others have argued that Congress derives its authority from the power to "establish ... uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies.” U.S. Const, art. I, § 8, cl. 4. However, a plurality of the Supreme Court may have rejected that clause as a source of power for creating bankruptcy courts, though it has not squarely addressed the issue. Northern Pipeline Constr. v. Marathon Pipe Line Co., 458 U.S. 50, 72-74, 102 S.Ct. 2858, 73 L.Ed.2d 598 (1982) (plurality opinion). But see Wellness Int’l Network, Ltd. v. Sharif, 135 S.Ct. 1932, 1970 n. 7 (Thomas, J., dissenting) (noting that the Northern Pipeline plurality was "considering whether Article III imposes limits on' Congress' bankruptcy power," not "whether Congress has the power to establish bankruptcy courts as an antecedent matter”). Third, the Court has denied that Congress can establish bankruptcy courts as an "adjunct” to Article III courts, presumably relying on some combination of Article III, § 1, and the Necessary and Proper Clause, Article I, § 8, cl. 18. See Stern v. Marshall, 564 U.S. 462, 131 S.Ct. 2594, 2619, 180 L,Ed.2d 475 (2011) (noting bankruptcy judges’ ability to enter final judgments and concluding that "[gjiven that authority, a bankruptcy court can no more be deemed a mere ‘adjunct’ of the district court than a district court can be deemed such an 'adjunct' of the court of appeals.”); see also Northern Pipeline, 458 U.S. at 76-87, 102 S.Ct. 2858 (plurality opinion).
We need not wade into this morass. It is sufficient to note that, whatever the source (or not) of Congress's authority to establish bankruptcy courts, the Constitution does not vest any such authority in the judiciary.