Baez v. Immigration & Naturalization Service

                  UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS
                      FOR THE FIRST CIRCUIT

                                             

No. 94-1224

                          LUCAS P. BAEZ,

                           Petitioner,

                                v.

             IMMIGRATION AND NATURALIZATION SERVICE,

                           Respondent.

                                             

              ON PETITION FOR REVIEW OF AN ORDER OF
                 THE BOARD OF IMMIGRATION APPEALS

                                             

                              Before

              Selya, Cyr and Stahl, Circuit Judges.
                                                            

                                             

     Paul F. Murphy,  with whom  MacDonald, Murphy &  May was  on
                                                                   
brief, for petitioner.
     Joan E. Smiley, Attorney, Office  of Immigration Litigation,
                             
Civil Division, Department of Justice, with whom Frank W. Hunger,
                                                                          
Assistant Attorney  General,  Civil Division,  and  Lauri  Steven
                                                                           
Filppu,  Attorney,  Office  of Immigration  Litigation,  were  on
                
brief, for respondent.

                                             

                         December 6, 1994

                                             


          SELYA, Circuit  Judge.  Petitioner Lucas  P. Baez, also
                    SELYA, Circuit  Judge.
                                         

known as Lucas Porfirio Baez-Soto,  also known as Domingo Guzman,

an alien who was deported following a state narcotics conviction,

attempts to  challenge the  refusal of  the Board of  Immigration

Appeals  (BIA or  Board) to  reopen its  decision to  deny him  a

waiver of  deportability.  Petitioner's case  requires this court

to  make its  initial  interpretation of  the jurisdictional  bar

contained  in  the departure  clause  of  section  106(c) of  the

Immigration and  Nationality Act (the  Act), 8 U.S.C.    1105a(c)

(1988).1   The  courts of  appeals have  divided on  whether this

statute signifies what it  appears to say.  We conclude  that the

statute's plain meaning must  prevail, and, therefore, an alien's

departure  from   the  United   States,   whether  voluntary   or

involuntary,  deprives the  federal  courts  of  jurisdiction  to

entertain  challenges  to  an antecedent  order  of  deportation.

Because the  instant petition solicits judicial  inquiry into the

correctness  of  the   deportation  order   that  brought   about

petitioner's  departure,  we dismiss  it  for  want of  appellate

jurisdiction.

I.  BACKGROUND
          I.  BACKGROUND

          Petitioner  is a  native and  citizen of  the Dominican

Republic.  He  lawfully entered the United  States as a child  in

1972.  In  1986, he was convicted in  a Massachusetts state court

                    
                              

     1The statute provides in  material part that "[a]n  order of
deportation . . . shall not be reviewed by any court if the alien
. . . has departed  from the United States after the  issuance of
the order."  8 U.S.C.   1105a(c) (1988).

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of   distributing  cocaine,   and  received   a  five-to-ten-year

incarcerative sentence.  An alien's  commission of a serious drug

offense invites deportation.  See 8 U.S.C.    1251(a)(11) (1988);
                                           

see also 8 U.S.C.A.   1251(a)(2)(B)(i) (West Supp. 1994) (current
                  

version).  Adhering to the statutory scheme,  the Immigration and

Naturalization Service (INS) issued an order asking petitioner to

show cause why he should not be deported.

          Following petitioner's release from  prison in 1988, an

immigration judge  (IJ) held a  hearing on the  show-cause order.

Under section 212(c) of the Act,  8 U.S.C.   1182(c), a  lawfully

admitted resident  alien domiciled in  this country for  no fewer

than  seven years who  has been convicted  of a drug  offense may

secure relief from deportation on the basis of that conviction if

the  Attorney General determines that  a waiver appears  to be in

the national  interest because  social and  humane considerations

outweigh   the   adverse    factors   evidencing   the    alien's

undesirability.2  See Gouveia  v. INS, 980 F.2d 814,  816-19 (1st
                                               

Cir. 1992) (elucidating balancing test); Matter of Marin, 16 I. &
                                                                  

N. Dec. 581 (BIA 1978) (similar).  During the hearing, petitioner

conceded deportability, invoked  section 212(c), and  requested a

discretionary waiver.  On June 16, 1989, the IJ issued a decision

favorable  to  petitioner.    The judge  noted  adverse  factors,

                    
                              

     2The  Attorney General has duly  delegated this power to her
subordinates  within the  INS  apparatus, with  the proviso  that
applications "for the exercise of discretion under section 212(c)
of the Act shall  be submitted .  . . to:   (1) the  [appropriate
regional]  director . . .;  or (2) the  Office of the Immigration
Judge . . . ."  8 C.F.R.   212.3(a) (1994).

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including  petitioner's cocaine  conviction  and  neglect of  his

children, but  found those  factors overbalanced  by petitioner's

extended residence, family ties, and the like.

          The INS appealed the  IJ's decision to the BIA.   Under

the  briefing order applicable to  its appeal, the  INS had until

August 23, 1990,  to file  its brief, but  the matter  apparently

fell between the cracks.  On August 28, petitioner filed a motion

to dismiss  the appeal with the IJ.  The INS responded by serving

the  wayward   brief  the  next  day   and,  shortly  thereafter,

submitting  its formal  opposition to the  dismissal motion.   In

early September, petitioner, apparently realizing  belatedly that

his motion should have  been filed with  the BIA rather than  the

IJ, refiled it  with the  BIA.  After  an unexplained  three-year

lull, the  BIA issued an order on September 30, 1993, in which it

reversed  the IJ's  decision, denied  petitioner's request  for a

waiver, and ordered him deported.

          On  November 22, 1993,  at 11:15 p.m.,  Paul F. Murphy,

counsel of record  for the petitioner, received  a telephone call

from  petitioner's sister  informing him that  the INS  had taken

petitioner  into custody  that  day and  intended  to deport  him

posthaste.   Attorney Murphy claims  that, as of  that moment, he

did not know of the Board's September 30 decision.  The next day,

the lawyer moved to stay deportation and  reopen the proceedings.

He filed these  motions at  the IJ's chambers  in Boston.   Early

that afternoon, the motions were forwarded to the BIA's office in

Falls Church, Virginia.  At 2:00 p.m., Attorney Murphy telephoned

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the BIA and  supplied an  oral statement in  order to  facilitate

immediate  review of  the motion  to stay  deportation.   At 4:30

p.m., the BIA  notified Attorney  Murphy that it  had denied  the

stay because the  single member who  considered the matter  found

that the motion to reopen had little likelihood of success.3

          The INS deported petitioner  on November 24, 1993.   On

December 13, in pursuance of the  applicable regulation, 8 C.F.R.

  3.2 (1994),  the BIA effectively denied petitioner's  motion to

reopen,  deeming it to be withdrawn by virtue of his deportation.

On  March  10, 1994,  petitioner  sought judicial  review  of the

"denial" of his motion to  reopen.  See 8 U.S.C.A.    1105a (West
                                                 

1970 & Supp. 1994) (prescribing the procedure for review of final

deportation orders in the  courts of appeals); see also  Giova v.
                                                                        

Rosenberg,  379 U.S. 18, 18 (1964) (per curiam) (holding that the
                   

BIA's  denial of a motion to reopen a deportation proceeding is a

judicially reviewable final order).  The petition appears to have

been filed within the time span fixed by statute.4
                    
                              

     3Petitioner did not seek judicial review of  the BIA's order
within  the time  then  allotted by  statute,  see 8  U.S.C.A.   
                                                            
1105a(a)(1)  (West  Supp.  1994) (providing  that  petitions  for
judicial review of such orders must be filed within 90 days); see
                                                                           
also infra  note 4, despite the  fact that the time  for doing so
                    
had not yet expired.  By  the same token, petitioner did not seek
a stay from this court.

     4In 1990, Congress amended 8  U.S.C.   1105a(a)(1) to reduce
to 30 days the period within which an alien convicted of  certain
aggravated felonies on or after November 18, 1988 might  petition
for judicial review.   See Immigration Act of  1990, Pub. L.  No.
                                    
101-649    502(a), 104 Stat.  4978 (1990).   Because petitioner's
conviction  occurred in  1986, he  had 90  days, rather  than 30,
within which  to file his  petition in this  court, see id.  at  
                                                                     
545(b)(1).
          INS nevertheless  argues that, because the  petition to

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II.  THE PROFFERS ON APPEAL
          II.  THE PROFFERS ON APPEAL

          An  INS  regulation  provides in  pertinent  part  that

"[t]he decision of the [BIA] shall be in writing . . . and a copy

shall be served upon  the alien or party affected  as provided in

part 292 of this chapter."  8 C.F.R.   3.1(f) (1994).  The cross-

referenced regulation stipulates that  service may be effected by

mail  upon  "the attorney  or  representative of  record,  or the

person  himself if unrepresented."   8 C.F.R.    292.5(a) (1994).

At all times material hereto, Murphy was petitioner's attorney of

record.   He claims  not to have  received timeous notice  of the

BIA's  September 30  decision.   Desiring to  shed light  on this

factual issue, we authorized  the parties to submit fact-specific

proffers  anent  the notification  issue.   See  Bemis  v. United
                                                                           

States,  30  F.3d 220,  222 &  n.2  (1st Cir.  1994) (authorizing
                

factual proffers on appeal).

          Petitioner  submitted an  affidavit signed  by Attorney

Murphy's secretary,  Montsie Moreno, stating that  she sorted the

lawyer's mail  during October of 1993, but did not receive a copy

                    
                              

review  was  not  filed  within  90  days  of  the  date  of  the
deportation  order  (September   30,  1993),  this  court   lacks
jurisdiction to review that  decision. INS's view is problematic.
Compare  Fleary  v.  INS, 950  F.2d  711,  713  (11th Cir.  1992)
                                  
(reaching opposite conclusion  after considering 1990  amendments
to  the Act) and Fuentes v. INS, 746  F.2d 94, 97 (1st Cir. 1984)
                                         
(similar; considering earlier version of  the Act) with Stone  v.
                                                                       
INS,  13 F.3d  934, 936-39 (6th  Cir. 1994)  (contra; considering
             
1990 amendments) and  Nocon v.  INS, 789 F.2d  1028, 1032-33  (3d
                                             
Cir.  1986) (same; considering earlier  version of the  Act).  We
need not probe this point, for even if INS is correct in its view
  a matter  on which we do not pass    it has not argued that the
petition  for review is untimely as to the Board's jettisoning of
the motion to reopen.

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of the BIA's decision  in that time frame.  For its part, the INS

submitted two  sworn declarations.   The declaration of  April M.

Verner, supervisory  case management analyst of  the BIA's Docket

Unit,  certified, based on her knowledge of BIA procedure and the

record of the case, that  a copy of the BIA's September  30, 1993

decision had been mailed  contemporaneously to Attorney Murphy at

6 Faneuil Hall Marketplace, Boston, MA 02109 (which was counsel's

address of  record  as  indicated  on  BIA  Form  EOIR-27,  dated

September 7, 1990).

          The   second   declaration   dovetails  with   Verner's

statement but goes on  to strike a somewhat different chord.   In

it, Judith E. Arnott,  the Boston-based INS officer who  made the

arrangements for petitioner's  deportation, observed that  a copy

of  Form I-294 (the  official notice  of the  country to  which a

particular individual's deportation is  directed) had been mailed

to  Attorney  Murphy  at  his  address of  record  shortly  after

petitioner's deportation,  and that  the mailing was  returned to

the INS  on December 7,  1993, marked "forwarding  time expired."

Ms. Arnott added that  neither petitioner nor his representative,

Attorney  Murphy, ever  requested the  district director  to stay

petitioner's deportation.

          The  parties  filed  no  further  proffers.    At  oral

argument, however,  Attorney Murphy advised that  he continued to

maintain an office at 6 Faneuil Hall Marketplace and implied that

he had never arranged  to have mail forwarded from  that address.

Nevertheless,  he  conceded  that,  in  the  fall  of  1993,  his

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principal offices  were located  elsewhere, and the  Faneuil Hall

office  was checked  for  mail at  infrequent intervals  (perhaps

twice a week).

III.  ISSUES PRESENTED
          III.  ISSUES PRESENTED

          Petitioner  contends that  several errors  infected the

process leading to his  deportation.  First, he asseverates  that

the INS's failure punctually  to file its brief deprived  the BIA

of jurisdiction  to hear  the initial appeal,  and, consequently,

that the  IJ's decision  upholding petitioner's entitlement  to a

section 212(c) waiver became final agency action (or, put another

way, that the BIA's reversal  of the IJ's ruling had no  force or

effect  because the  BIA's  jurisdiction had  been pretermitted).

Second, petitioner asseverates  that, in violation  of applicable

statutory  and administrative  rules,  the BIA  did not  properly

notify his counsel of  its September 30 decision and,  therefore,

deported  petitioner  without requisite  notice.    See, e.g.,  8
                                                                       

C.F.R.    243.3(b)  (1994)  (providing that  a deportation  order

"shall be executed no sooner  than 72 hours after service  of the

decision").

          We  are   powerless  to  reach  the   merits  of  these

asseverations,  however,  for  petitioner's deportation  deprives

this court of  subject matter jurisdiction  over the request  for

judicial review.

IV.  ANALYSIS
          IV.  ANALYSIS

          Section 106(c) of the Act, 8  U.S.C.   1105a(c), quoted

supra note  1, is absolute  on its  face.  It  stipulates that  a
               

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deportation order "shall not  be reviewed by any court"  once the

alien  has departed.   This  flat rule  is couched  in obligatory

terms   that  reflect   Congress's  determination   to  eliminate

repetitive and unjustified appeals.  See H.R. Rep. No. 1086, 87th
                                                  

Cong.,  1st Sess.  (1961), reprinted  in 1961  U.S.C.C.A.N. 2950,
                                                  

2971-72.

          Despite the unambiguous language  of the statute,  some

courts, presumably troubled by its rigidity, have read exceptions

into  it,  thereby softening  its  impact  and authorizing  post-

deportation  judicial  review under  certain circumstances.   The

Ninth Circuit pioneered this view in Mendez  v. INS, 563 F.2d 956
                                                             

(9th Cir. 1977).   There, an alien who  had been deported without

notice  to his counsel, on the basis  of a sentence that had been

vacated prior to deportation, pressed forward with a petition for

judicial review  of the deportation order.  The court entertained

the  petition  and ordered  the  alien readmitted  to  the United

States.  See id. at 959.  In reaching this result, the court read
                          

section 1105a(c) as a conditional,  rather than an absolute, bar,

opining  that "`departure'  in the  context of  8 U.S.C.    1105a

cannot   mean  `departure  in  contravention  of  procedural  due

process.'"   Id.  at 958.   On  this basis,  the court  held that
                          

"`departure' means `legally executed'  departure when effected by

the government."  Id.
                               

          Since the first seed was sown, the Mendez exception has
                                                             

mushroomed  in  the  Ninth Circuit.    Today,  that court  allows

judicial review  of  deported  aliens'  claims  in  an  array  of

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situations.   See,  e.g., Zepeda-Melendez v.  INS, 741  F.2d 285,
                                                           

287-88  (9th  Cir. 1984)  (entertaining  petition  on claim  that

deportation occurred without notice to counsel); Thorsteinsson v.
                                                                        

INS, 724  F.2d 1365,  1367-68 (9th  Cir.) (indicating that  court
             

would  entertain  petition  on  claim  that  deportation occurred

through ineffective  assistance of  counsel),  cert. denied,  467
                                                                     

U.S. 1205 (1984);  Estrada-Rosales v. INS,  645 F.2d 819,  820-21
                                                   

(9th Cir. 1981) (entertaining  petition on claim that deportation

was based on invalid conviction).

          Mendez has  not fared  as well outside  its birthplace.
                          

To the  limited extent that  the decision has  evoked admiration,

its admirers have doused it with faint praise.  A decade ago, the

Sixth  Circuit referred  to the  Mendez exception  in approbatory
                                                 

terms, but did not squarely adopt it, see Juarez v. INS, 732 F.2d
                                                                 

58, 59-60 (6th  Cir. 1984)  (citing Mendez in  connection with  a
                                                    

discussion  of an  alien's administrative  remedies), and  to our

knowledge has  not  revisited the  question.   More  recently,  a

diluted version  of the Mendez  exception has been  afforded safe
                                        

passage  in two other courts  of appeals.   See Camacho-Bordes v.
                                                                        

INS,  33  F.3d 26,  27-28  (8th  Cir. 1994)  (hypothesizing  that
             

judicial review should be permitted, notwithstanding execution of

a  deportation order,  if a  "colorable" claim  of a  due process

violation  emerges); Marrero v. INS,  990 F.2d 772,  777 (3d Cir.
                                             

1993) (same).

          At  least  three other  circuits  have  given Mendez  a
                                                                        

distinctly  unfavorable reception.   In  Umanzor v.  Lambert, 782
                                                                      

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F.2d 1299  (5th Cir. 1986), the Fifth  Circuit professed "serious

reservations" about the Mendez court's holding, and noted that it
                                        

had  become  a  "sinkhole  that  has  swallowed  the  rule  of   

1105a(c)."   Id. at  1303 &  n.5.   The  Fifth Circuit  expressly
                          

rejected  Mendez in  a subsequent  case, explaining  that section
                          

1105a(c) was written in plain language that brooked no exceptions

to  the jurisdictional  bar.  See  Quezada v. INS,  898 F.2d 474,
                                                           

476-77 (5th Cir. 1990).  The  Tenth Circuit also adopted a strict

interpretation  of section  1105a(c), ruling  that the  statute's

"unequivocal" language does not permit a Mendez-type exception to
                                                         

flourish.   Saadi v. INS, 912 F.2d 428, 428 (10th Cir. 1990) (per
                                  

curiam).   The  Second  Circuit recently  joined the  lengthening

anti-Mendez  parade.  See Roldan v. Racette,  984 F.2d 85, 90 (2d
                                                     

Cir.  1993)  (observing  that  "[t]he  pertinent  language  of   

1105a(c) constitutes a clear jurisdictional bar, and admits of no

exceptions").  Still another court of  appeals has signalled that

it is skeptical of Mendez.  See Joehar  v. INS, 957 F.2d 887, 890
                                                        

(D.C. Cir. 1992)  (declining to consider the  Mendez exception in
                                                              

respect to an alien who had departed voluntarily).5

                    
                              

     5In United States v. Mendoza-Lopez, 481 U.S. 828 (1987), the
                                                 
Supreme  Court held  that  due process  requires that  collateral
review of  a  deportation  order be  available  in  a  subsequent
criminal  prosecution  for   unlawful  reentry  when  substantial
defects  in the underlying  administrative proceedings foreclosed
direct judicial  review.  Id. at 838.  In dissent, Justice Scalia
                                       
suggested  that  the majority's  opinion necessarily  betokened a
rejection of  the Mendez holding.   See  id. at 849  (Scalia, J.,
                                                      
dissenting).   But  Justice Marshall,  writing for  the majority,
took pains  to "express  no view"  on Mendez.   Id. at  837 n.13.
                                                             
Thus, we take the  majority's disclaimer at face value  and treat
the question as an open one.

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          We reject the Mendez exception.  Although Mendez itself
                                                                    

presented  a compelling case on its peculiar facts and the desire

to  afford relief is understandable on that plane, we believe the

court's  willingness  to  take  liberties with  the  language  of

section  1105a(c) is mischievous and has produced bad law.6  This

straining,  dubious at the time,  has been rendered  all the more

suspect  by  recent  Supreme   Court  opinions  emphasizing   the

importance of a  statute's text  and plain meaning.   See,  e.g.,
                                                                          

Estate of Cowart v. Nicklos Drilling Co., 112 S. Ct.  2589, 2594-
                                                  

95 (1992); West Va. Univ. Hosps., Inc. v. Casey, 499 U.S. 83, 98-
                                                         

99 (1991); United States v. Ron Pair Enters., Inc., 489 U.S. 235,
                                                            

241 (1989); see generally David L. Shapiro, Continuity and Change
                                                                           

in Statutory Interpretation,  67 N.Y.U.  L. Rev. 921,  921 &  n.2
                                     

(1992)  (noting judicial  efforts  to  narrow  interpretation  to

coincide with the statutory text and citing recent examples).  To

embellish  section  1105a(c)  as  Mendez suggests  is  to  import
                                                  

ambiguity  into  words  that   are  as  unambiguous  as  ordinary

linguistic usage permits.  That  approach is unacceptable, for it

mutes the clarion  call that  Congress has sounded,  and, in  the

bargain,  muffles the  Court's string  of recent  "plain meaning"

cases.

          We think that the proper approach to construing section

1105a(c) is to begin with  the text of the statute and  grant its

                    
                              

     6One is reminded of  Lord Campbell's admonition that  "it is
the duty of  all courts of justice to take  care, for the general
good  of the  community, that  hard cases do  not make  bad law."
East India Co. v. Paul, 7 Moo. 85, 111 (P.C. 1849).
                                

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words their ordinary meanings.  See Ardestani v. INS, 112 S.  Ct.
                                                              

515,  519 (1991);  Heno v.  FDIC, 20  F.3d 1204,  1207  (1st Cir.
                                          

1994); United  States v. Charles  George Trucking  Co., 823  F.2d
                                                                

685, 688  (1st Cir.  1987).   Beginning  in this  way brings  our

inquiry swiftly to a close, for the plain language of the statute

prohibits judicial review of  a deportation order once the  order

has been  executed.  There is  certainly no slack  in the command

that the  order "shall not be reviewed by any court."  Having set

out  this command,  the statute  contains no  mention that  it is

subject  to any exceptions.   And contrary to  the Mendez court's
                                                                   

view,  563  F.2d at  958, we  do not  believe  that there  is any

principled way  to interpret the  word "departed"  as failing  to

encompass  the most  relevant  type of  departures    involuntary

departures  by  way  of  deportation.   See  Webster's  Third New
                                                                           

International Dictionary 604 (1986) (defining "depart" to include
                                  

"to go forth or away:  set forth:  LEAVE").

          When Congress  plainly marks a path,  courts are seldom

free  to leave  it and  roam at  will  in the  surrounding veldt.

Section  1105a(c) falls within this general rule.  Having found a

clear  meaning in the unvarnished language of the statute, we are

duty bound to  honor that meaning, not to alter  it by applying a

judicial gloss.

          Of course, there are exceptions  to this rule, such  as

when  statutory  language, though  unambiguous, leads  to results

that are absurd  or are  diametrically opposed  to the  drafters'

discernible  intentions.   See  Griffin v.  Oceanic  Contractors,
                                                                           

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Inc., 458 U.S. 564, 571, 575 (1982); Rubin v. United States,  449
                                                                     

U.S. 424,  430 (1981).   But  the terrain  on which this  statute

rests is  inhospitable to the  cultivation of  such an  exception

because the  statute, read  literally, yields a  sensible result.

On  the  whole,  a   literal  reading  helps  promote  Congress's

intention to eliminate excessive appeals and lend finality to the

deportation  process.     A   judge-made  exception  to   section

1105a(c)'s jurisdictional  bar, even  one limited  to "colorable"

due  process claims   whatever  that term may  eventually come to

mean     can  too  easily  expand  to  engulf  the  general  rule

prohibiting  review,  see Umanzor,  782  F.2d  at 1303  n.5,  and
                                           

thereby  thwart achievement of the congressional  goal.  We think

it is elementary  that a construction which emasculates a statute

is not eagerly to be embraced.7

          Nor can  petitioner's professions of good  faith make a

significant difference.  Although there is  no evidence that Baez

is  seeking  to  abuse  the  appellate  process,  his  individual

circumstances  are insufficient  to  protect him  from the  plain

language of  the statute.  As  we have noted before,  "[t]hat the

reasons for  Congress's decision to  adopt a particular  rule may

not be  present in an individual  case . . .  is no justification
                    
                              

     7Moreover, the strict construction  that the language of the
statute demands passes constitutional muster.  Congress has broad
discretion to restrict access  to the lower federal courts.   See
                                                                           
Ankenbrandt v.  Richards, 112 S.  Ct. 2206, 2212  (1992) (listing
                                  
cases).   Hence, we perceive  no constitutional infirmity  in the
outright   denial  of  appellate   review  following  an  alien's
deportation.     See  Roldan,   984  F.2d  at   90-91  (upholding
                                      
constitutionality of    1105a(c) as jurisdictional  bar to habeas
corpus); Umanzor, 782 F.2d at 1304 (same).
                          

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for  failing to give  effect to the  rule in  that case."   In re
                                                                           

Plaza  de Diego Shopping Ctr., Inc., 911  F.2d 820, 832 n.20 (1st
                                             

Cir. 1990).

          We  add an  eschatocol of  sorts.  Even  if we  were to

acknowledge  that some  extreme situations,  such as  a knowingly

unlawful  deportation by  the  INS for  the  specific purpose  of

shortstopping  an  alien's  right  to review,  might  justify  an

exception to section 1105a(c)'s jurisdictional  bar, petitioner's

claims are  not of  this stripe.   His case hinges  on a  pair of

grievances.   Insofar as it  depends on INS's  deviation from the

briefing schedule, it is baseless; the BIA has wide discretion in

administering compliance with briefing orders and determining the

consequences of a late  submission.  See, e.g., Getachew  v. INS,
                                                                          

25 F.3d  841,  845 (9th  Cir. 1994)  (finding no  error in  BIA's

discretionary decision  to accept  untimely brief from  INS); see
                                                                           

also 8 C.F.R.   3.1(d)(1) (1994) (providing that "the Board shall
              

exercise  such discretion and authority  . . .  as is appropriate

and necessary for  the disposition  of the case").   Here,  INS's

six-day delay  seems fribbling,  and  the BIA's  decision not  to

vitiate the appeal on  that ground strikes us as  both reasonable

and lawful.

          Similarly,  petitioner's  other   grievance  does   not

indicate the need for heroic measures.  The likely explanation of

Attorney Murphy's failure to receive his copy of the BIA decision

does not implicate purposeful  scheming by the INS,  but suggests

the  accidental misdelivery  of  properly addressed  mail by  the

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postal  service   a vagary that plagues  us all.  And despite the

late notification,  Attorney Murphy still  had time to  present a

motion for  a stay of deportation to  a member of the  BIA.  Once

that motion  was denied, he  had open, but  chose not to  pursue,

several  other remedial  avenues,  including asking  the district

director or a  court for a stay of the  deportation order.  Under

the circumstances, we  do not think  that petitioner has  alleged

the  type of extreme unfairness that might warrant overriding the

plain language of the statute.

V.  CONCLUSION
          V.  CONCLUSION

          We need go  no further.   We join  those of our  sister

circuits  that  have  followed  the  plain  language  of  section

1105a(c)  and  found  its  jurisdictional  bar  to  be  absolute.

Reading the statute in  that manner, the petitioner's involuntary

departure from the United  States deprives us of jurisdiction  to

examine  the correctness  of  either  the underlying  deportation

order or  the  Board's  disposition  of  the  motion  to  reopen.

Accordingly, the petition for judicial review is 

Dismissed.
          Dismissed.
                   

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