Albert Lipscomb, a former member of the Dallas City Council, appeals his convictions for conspiracy and program bribery, in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 666 (“§ 666”). Whether he raises a constitutional challenge to his convictions, and, if so, how we should rule on that challenge, are questions that have divided our panel three ways, as will become clear from our separate writings. Despite this tripartite fractionation, however, different majorities of the panel conclude that (1) the question of § 666’s as-applied constitutionality is properly before the panel and should be addressed; (2) the district court had subject-matter jurisdiction of this criminal bribery case against Lipscomb; and (3) the court abused its discretion in transferring the trial sua sponte over Lipscomb’s objections. We therefore reverse his convic*306tion, vacate his sentence, and remand for a new trial.
I. FACTS
Both Lipscomb’s conduct and particular jurisdictional facts are important to the varying views of the members of this panel. We therefore recount them in considerable detail.
A. Lipscomb’s Offense Conduct
Lipscomb served on the Dallas City Council (the “Council”) from 1984 to 1993 and again from 1995 until 2000. During his first period of service, Lipscomb vigorously opposed any measure favorable to taxicab companies, including Yellow Cab and Checker Cab (together, “Yellow Cab”), both owned by his co-conspirator, Floyd Richards. Lipscomb’s animus against cab companies apparently was grounded in a belief that cab companies perennially failed to serve the minority community adequately-
During his second period of service on the Council, however, Lipscomb demonstrated a considerably kinder disposition toward cab companies, especially Yellow Cab. In 1994, during Lipscomb’s hiatus from the Council, Richards asked Lipscomb to help improve Yellow Cab’s reputation in the minority community and offered to pay Lipscomb $1,000 a month in cash for that help. Lipscomb assented to this proposal. Richards and Lipscomb agreed to continue this arrangement as long as it was mutually agreeable. All this transpired orally.
Richards continued to make the monthly payments to Lipscomb after he was reelected to the Council. At times, Richards would receive phone calls from Lipscomb indicating that he needed a payment, after which Lipscomb would visit Yellow Cab’s office and receive cash that Richards took from the company safe. Sometimes during these meetings, Richards and Lipscomb would discuss taxicab issues then pending before the Council. The government alleged that in addition to making these monthly payments to Lipscomb, Richards gave Lipscomb free use of cars, free cellular telephone service, and free cab rides worth more than $3,300.
When Lipscomb ran again, his advisers heard Richards declare that he was willing to spend up to $30,000 to get Lipscomb elected. When Richards learned that corporations could not contribute to campaigns and that individuals could contribute no more than $1,000, however, he decided to “lend” $20,500 to a business owned by Lipscomb’s daughter and son-in-law. That money was intended by all concerned to help fund Lipscomb’s campaign, and it did so; but Lipscomb did not report the campaign “loan” or any of the payments in his campaign finance reports or his personal financial statements.
Richards testified that although he never made the quid pro quo explicit, he expected that, in return for the monthly payments and the campaign funding, Lipscomb would cast votes favorable to Yellow Cab. Richards testified further that he and Lipscomb had an understanding, and that Richards was satisfied that Lipscomb knew that the payments would stop if he voted the wrong way.
Lipscomb’s support of Yellow Cab went far beyond the casting of favorable votes at meetings of the Council. Over time, he and Richards discussed each of the taxicab issues on which Lipscomb allegedly was influenced by this bribery: (1) operating authority and fleet increases, (2) location of dispatch offices, (3) age limits and inspections, and (4) insurance ratings. Lipscomb had opposed Yellow Cab on these issues before 1994, but when he returned *307to the Council, he supported that company vigorously and often.
For example, in 1994 Lipscomb, as a private citizen, had spoken out against authority for Yellow Cab and two other cab companies to operate in Dallas. Once he returned to the council, though, he supported Yellow Cab’s requests for increases in the size of its cab fleets. Yet when cab companies unaffiliated with Richards sought authority to operate in Dallas, Lipscomb urged that their applications be removed from the council’s agenda. When another cab company’s request for operating authority was taken up by the council, Lipscomb tried to require a voice vote on the matter.
Yellow Cab also needed relief from a city ordinance requiring cab companies to maintain their dispatch offices inside the Dallas city limits. After a city staffer learned that Yellow Cab was violating this policy, she sought to enforce it, but the Council referred the matter to its Transportation Committee. Even though Lipscomb did not serve on that committee, he attended its meeting and browbeat the staffer, going so far as to ask her when she would retire. Eventually, with Lipscomb’s encouragement, the Council permitted cab companies to operate dispatch offices in the Dallas suburbs, thus legitimating Yellow Cab’s office, the only one in violation, in which Yellow Cab had invested $15,000.
Because Yellow Cab had the newest fleet among the cab companies serving Dallas, the City was encouraged by Yellow Cab energetically to enforce against its competitors the City’s age limit on vehicles for hire and its requirement that they be inspected. In 1992, Lipscomb had favored relaxing both rules, but in 1996, after he was told by Richards that he wanted stricter enforcement, Lipscomb began to support age limits on sedan-style limousines similar to the limits that applied to taxicabs. He also sought to remove older shuttles and limousines from service more quickly, and he opposed the Council’s effort to revisit its earlier vote — favorable to Yellow Cab — to approve stricter age limits.
Lipscomb also acted on Yellow Cab’s behalf with respect to insurance issues. Yellow Cab lobbied the Council to require that the insurance coverage mandated for taxis be written by insurers with favorable financial ratings. This proposal proved to be controversial: The City’s Director of Human Services, whose department handled insurance matters, was concerned that a rating requirement might favor large firms and exclude small businesses owned by minorities or women. Lipscomb nevertheless sought to put the rating requirement on the Council’s agenda, and both seconded and voted for a motion to increase the minimum rating.
In sum, Lipscomb energetically used many of the tools at the disposal of a Council member — his vote, his oversight authority, his agenda-setting power, and his other parliamentary privileges — to support policies favorable to Yellow Cab, even though these policies conflicted with his previous positions.
B. Jurisdictional Facts
During Lipscomb’s second period of council service, the City, through many of its agencies and departments, received substantial federal funds. In the year ending in September 1996, Dallas received $44.3 million and spent $48.1 million in federal financial assistance which funded a wide range of joint priorities: community development, farmer’s market infrastructure, emergency shelter, housing, community policing, airport and freeway improvements, arts development, pollution control, emergency management, interlibrary cooperation, child immunization, homeless health care, and substance abuse control, *308among others. Federal support in 1996 dwarfed state support, which totaled only $3.7 million received and $3.1 million spent. Other years were similar: in 1997, the city received $54.3 million and spent $53.3 million in federal funds, but received only $3.0 million and spent $3.8 million in state funds.
Testimony of the city’s chief financial officer showed that in Dallas’s efforts to obtain and then allocate federal funds, the Council played an integral role:
Q. And once the City gets the Department of Housing money or grant funds, does the City then disburse those funds?
A. Yes, we do.
Q. And is the disbursement by approval of a City Councilmember or the City Council at large?
A. If the individual expenditure is greater than $50,000, or $15,000 in the case of professional services, it would come back to the Council for approval of that specific contract.
Q. And does that frequently happen?
A. Yes, uh-huh.
Q. All right. And, in fact, does the Council have to approve, vote for and approve the application to HUD and the other agencies of the federal government to get federal money?
A. Yes. They vote for the application and the acceptance of the money.
The Council as a whole thus controlled— and individual' council members influenced — the City’s applications for, and receipt and expenditure of, at least forty million federal dollars each year.
II. PROCEEDINGS
The government secured a lengthy indictment against Lipscomb. Counts 2 through 33 charged him with specific substantive bribery violations of § 666(a)(1)(B) and charged Richards with aiding and abetting those offenses. Conversely, counts 34 through 65 charged Richards with bribery violations of § 666(a)(2) and charged Lipscomb with aiding and abetting. Count 1 charged Lipscomb with conspiring to violate § 666. Notably, the government did not charge Lipscomb with the misuse of state or federal funds.
Three weeks before the long-scheduled trial date, the district court, acting sua sponte, without giving notice to the parties or holding a hearing, and over Lipscomb’s strenuous objections, transferred the trial from the Dallas Division of the Northern District of Texas to the Amarillo Division. Thereafter, Richards entered into a plea agreement which, among other things, required him to testify at trial. The jury convicted Lipscomb on all counts. The district court sentenced him to 41 months’ imprisonment, imposed a $7,500 fine, and ordered him to pay a $6,500 special assessment. The court also directed that the sentence be served under home confinement because of Lipscomb’s failing health and advanced age.
Lipscomb appeals his conviction on several grounds. The government cross-appeals the home-confinement aspect of his sentence.
III. STATUTORY INTERPRETATION
A. Lipscomb’s Challenge to the Jurisdictional Reach of § 666
As it stood at the time and now stands, § 666 contains two monetary thresholds. Section 666 reads, in principal part:
§ 666. Theft or bribery concerning programs receiving Federal funds
(a) Whoever, if the circumstance described in subsection (b) of this section exists—
*309(1) being an agent of an organization, or of a State, local, or Indian tribal government, or any agency thereof—
(B) corruptly solicits or demands for the benefit of any person, or accepts or agrees to accept, anything of value from any person, intending to be influenced or rewarded in connection with any business, transaction, or series of transactions of such organization, government, or agency involving anything of value of $5,000 or more;
shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 10 years, or both.
(b) The circumstance referred to in subsection (a) of this section is that the organization, government, or agency receives, in any one year period, benefits in excess of $10,000 under a Federal program involving a grant, contract, subsidy, loan, guarantee, insurance, or other form of Federal assistance.1
Lipscomb insists that we should narrowly construe § 666 to avoid the constitutional question that arises if we interpret the statute to prohibit activity not directly related to federal spending or federally funded programs. He proposes that we construe the statute to require a nexus between his offense conduct and federal funds — or, put differently, that his conduct implicate a tangible federal interest. He also contends that, when so construed, the statute does not reach his conduct. Neither contention succeeds.
The phylogeny of § 666 jurisprudence does reflect a growing tension between two possible focuses of the statute. One, which another court has dubbed the “funds focus,” would concentrate on deterring direct depletion of federal funds; the other, the so-called “corruption focus,” would combat “the corrupting, public-trust eroding effects of bribery” and would not require that federal funds be depleted or misallocated as a direct result of the bribe.2 Lipscomb’s proposal that we adopt the narrower, funds focus, however, would require us to ignore our consistently broad interpretation of § 666 as targeting corruption qua corruption. Furthermore, even if we were to read § 666 and our cases to construe it narrowly, to superimpose a nexus element, we would still conclude that there is a sufficient linkage between Lipscomb’s conduct and federal funds to support jurisdiction of Lipscomb’s case.
B. Westmoreland and Its Progeny: The Corruption Focus — No Further Nexus Required
We first interpreted § 666 in United States v. Westmoreland.3 The defendant, Westmoreland, was a county supervisor who was convicted of accepting bribes and kickbacks in connection with the purchasing of supplies for the county’s highway construction projects.4 The county received slightly more than $200,000 in total federal revenue-sharing funds, of which roughly 15% was allocated to Westmore-land’s district.5
Westmoreland contended that “the federal revenue sharing funds received [by her district] ... were segregated and not *310expended for the types of purchases she made.”6 She therefore argued that the bribery “concerned only state monies and did not fall within the purview of the statute.”7 We rejected such a construction as contrary to the statute’s text:
Despite Westmoreland’s protestations, we find the relevant statutory language plain and unambiguous. By the terms of section 666, when a local government agency receives an annual benefit of more than $10,000 under a federal assistance program, its agents are governed by the statute, and an agent violates subsection (b) when he engages in the prohibited conduct “in any transaction or matter or series of transactions or matters involving $5,000 or more concerning the affairs of’ the local government agency. 18 U.S.C. § 666(b) (Supp. 1984) (emphasis added). Subsection (b) contains nothing to indicate that “any transaction involving $5,000” means “any federally funded transaction involving $5,000” or “any transaction involving $5,000 of federal funds[.]”8
Westmoreland also made the argument that Lipscomb makes here: “[A]n expansive interpretation [of § 666] ... extends federal power in a manner that, in many instances, the federal interest at stake does not warrant.”9 The Westmoreland panel responded:
Once Congress has spoken, however, we do not sit to judge the wisdom of its action. It is sufficient that Congress seeks to preserve the integrity of federal funds by assuring the integrity of the organizations or agencies that receive them.... [T]he direct involvement of federal funds in a transaction is not an essential element of bribery under section 666(b); the government need not prove that federal monies funded a corrupt transaction.10
Westmoreland thus held that no connection was required between the federal funds allocated to the county and the supervisor’s illegal conduct. Instead, the only requisite involvement of federal funds was the county’s receipt of more than $10,000 per year.11
Since Westmoreland, we have sometimes applied its broad reading of § 666 unconditionally. For example, in United States v. Moeller,12 the government appealed the dismissal of § 666 counts against employees of the Texas Federal Inspection Service (“TFIS”), a cooperative venture of the agriculture departments of Texas and the United States, in which state workers were empowered to conduct federal inspections.13 Although we said that “there must be some nexus between the criminal conduct and the agency receiving federal assistance,” that nexus was purely textual: It was present when the Texas Department of Agriculture, a government agency for purposes of § 666, received more than *311$10,000 a year in federal funds, and the defendants, TFIS employees, were agents of that federally-funded agency.14 Thus Moeller cannot be read to have imposed the extratextual nexus that Lipscomb urges us to engraft on § 666.
Some uncertainty seeped into our § 666 jurisprudence as a result of United States v. Marmolejo.15 There, we upheld the conviction of a county sheriff in Texas who had accepted bribes in return for permitting conjugal visits to a federal prisoner whom the State of Texas, in return for a federal per diem fee, housed in a state prison renovated with federal funds.16 In addressing whether § 666 gave jurisdiction to prosecute, we noted that “[w]e have previously held that § 666(a)(1)(B) does not require the government to prove that federal funds were directly involved in a bribery transaction, or that the federal monies funded the corrupt transaction.”17 Nevertheless, when discussing whether conjugal visits were “anything of value” under § 666, we stated that
[b]ecause the conduct in this case involves serious acts of bribery by agents of a local government who were carrying out their duties under a Federal program, we conclude that this case is within the scope of conduct Congress intended to encompass with 18 U.S.C. § 666.18
We did not identify whence we derived any limits on the “scope of conduct Congress intended to encompass.” The dissent argued that Westmoreland interpreted § 666 to reach “only those acts of bribery that could somehow be traced, directly or indirectly, to the integrity of federal program funds.”19 The Supreme Court granted certiorari to address this argument and affirmed the panel majority’s holding, but beclouded our § 666 jurisprudence in the process.
C. The Salinas Speculation and Its Se-quellae: The Funds Focus, Requiring a Further Nexus
In reviewing Mannolejo, under the caption Salinas v. United States,20 the Supreme Court asked whether § 666 is “limited to eases in which the bribe has a demonstrated effect upon federal funds.”21 The Court stated that “[t]he statute’s plain language fails to provide any basis” for such a limitation and that the legislative history forecloses it.22 The Court thus agreed with our Mannolejo holding that federal funds need not be directly involved in a violation of § 666.23 The Court none*312theless obliquely suggested that there might be obstacles to applying § 666 to different facts:
We need not consider whether the statute requires some other kind of connection between a bribe and the expenditure of federal funds, for in this case the bribe was related to the housing of a prisoner in facilities paid for in significant part by federal funds themselves. And that relationship is close enough to satisfy whatever connection the statute might required 24
Even so, the Court disposed of any constitutional question:
[T]here is no serious doubt about the constitutionality of § 666(a)(1)(B) as applied to the facts of this case. [The briber] was without question a prisoner held in a jail managed pursuant to a series of agreements with the Federal Government. The preferential treatment accorded to him was a threat to the integrity and proper operation of the federal program. Whatever might be said about § 666(a)(l)(B)’s application in other cases, the application of § 666(a)(1)(B) to Salinas did not extend federal power beyond its proper bounds.25
Since Salinas, the Supreme Court has decided only one more § 666 case: Fischer v. United States,26 which also sent mixed messages. Echoing Salinas, the Fischer Court described § 666 as “expansive, both as to the conduct forbidden and the entities covered”27 and read the statute to reveal Congress’s “expansive, unambiguous intent to ensure the integrity of organizations participating in federal assistance programs”28—clearly embracing the “corruption focus.” The Court therefore affirmed the conviction of a defendant who had defrauded a municipal hospital authority that participated in the federal Medicare program.29 In so doing, however, the Court once again mentioned in passing a conceivable constitutional problem: To read the statutory term “benefits” too broadly, the Court cautioned, so as to mean “[a]ny receipt of federal funds,” could “turn almost every act of fraud or bribery into a federal offense, upsetting the proper federal balance.”30 Justice Thomas, joined in dissent by Justice Sca-lia, likewise warned that “[w]ithout a jurisdictional provision that would ensure that in each case the exercise of federal power is related to the federal interest in a federal program, § 666 would criminalize routine acts of fraud or bribery” and threaten principles of federalism.31
*313Although Salinas and Fischer did not unconditionally validate our view that once a local government accepts more than $10,000 per year from the federal government, no further federal interest is needed to justify prosecution under § 666, neither did either of those cases condemn our broad approach. The Salinas Court merely observed in passing that, even if a federal interest were required, such an interest clearly existed in preventing federal prisoners from bribing local jail officials participating in a federal incarceration program. Similarly, the Fischer Court construed a term in § 666 broadly, simply musing that federalism principles might somehow, limit the statute’s sweep. As either a statutory or constitutional matter, then, the Court might be seen as harboring inchoate qualms about whether, for § 666 to apply, there might be some need for a direct interest in the funds involved in the prohibited conduct (or, alternatively, a need for either a nexus between the federal dollars and the offense conduct or an extra-textual jurisdictional element to § 666). Lipscomb argues this inference forcefully, noting that Salinas left open the question whether § 666 “requires some other kind of connection between a bribe and the expenditure of federal funds.”32 He urges us to overlook West-moreland and answer this question in the affirmative.
This, of course, we could not do even if we were so inclined. Mere ruminations in Supreme Court opinions do not empower a subsequent panel of our court to disregard, much less overrule, the holding of a prior panel. And, as we noted just last year, “[w]e are not convinced that Salinas wrought a change upon our earlier precedents.”33 Because Salinas and Fischer went no further than to advert in dicta to the mere- possibility that the argument now advanced by Lipscomb might someday be favored, we are bound to adhere to Westmoreland’s statutory holding.34
Likewise, our post-Salinas decisions interpreting § 666 must be read as adhering to this rule. Nevertheless, the cautionary words in Salinas and Fischer, combined with our prior opinions’ silence on the constitutional question, divided the next panel of this court to interpret § 666. The panel majority in United States v. Phillips35 reiterated Moeller’s requirement of a nexus between the misconduct and the agency (as distinct from a nexus between the misconduct and the federal funds themselves),36 but added some extra-textual teeth in holding that defendant Phillips, a tax assessor, was not an “agent” of Louisiana’s St. Helena Parish, which received over $10,000 in federal funds, so as to be liable himself under § 666 for putting on his payroll a political ally who then did no work.37 The panel instead viewed Phillips as an agent of the Louisiana Tax Commis*314sion, which received no federal funds, and concluded that the statute did not reach Ms activity. Underlying this definitional question about “agent,” however, ^lurked the majority’s concern that the defendant was too functionally distant from the flow of federal funds to the parish:
We know from the Supreme Court’s decision in Salinas that the funds in question need not be purely federal, nor must the conduct in question have a direct effect on federal funds. The statute possibly can reach misuse of virtually all funds of an agency that administers the federal program in question. It is a different matter altogether, however, to suggest that the statute can reach any government employee who misappropriates purely local funds, without regard to how organizationally removed the employee is from the particular agency that administers the federal program.,38
We acknowledge that it is at least arguable, albeit tenuously, that this “organizationally removed” language conflicts with Westmoreland and Moeller, even though the Phillips majority purported to distinguish those two cases factually, and the Phillips panel may be perceived as having favored the “funds focus” for § 666. To the extent that there is a conflict, however, the older case controls, as the Phillips dissenter correctly noted.39
Only by interpreting “agent” narrowly was the Phillips majority able to avoid the constitutional question.40 The Phillips dissent read our own precedents as rejecting any nexus requirement whatsoever and took issue with the panel majority’s narrow definition of “agent.”41 The dissent asserted that a “specific nexus — between Phillips and the federal funds inside Parish coffers — is not required” and furthermore that “it is sufficient that the criminal conduct affect the agency receiving federal assistance: in essence, we have determined that there is an inherent federal interest in insuring that agencies receiving significant amounts of federal funding are not corrupt.”42 In a nutshell, this is precisely the “corruption focus” that we had firmly adopted in Westmoreland, a focus that has never been overruled either by this court en banc or by the Supreme Court.
D. Reyes and Williams: Either Way, § 666 Covers Lipscomb
Two cases decided last year demonstrate our continued commitment to applying § 666 to members of municipal and parochial governing bodies. These cases provide additional support for the proposition that § 666 easily reaches Lipscomb’s conduct. In United States v. Reyes,43 we affirmed the § 666 conviction of city council members who had been bribed to vote in favor of awarding a municipal construc*315tion project to a particular contractor.44 The government noted that a federal loan would have supported the project had it gone forward, but we explicitly declined to rely on that fact, stating instead that federal support of the three city departments involved in the project — the finance, housing, and legal departments — justified prosecuting under § 666:45
Applying Westmoreland and Moeller ..., we conclude that the connection between federal benefits and the charged conduct is sufficient to uphold Reyes’s convictions under § 666.... Like the county supervisor in Westmore-land and the senior agency officials in Moeller, here the charged criminal conduct related to city council members, who, by voting up or doim on bids, ultimately decide hoiv federal money will be spent,46
Such an analysis firmly supports Lipscomb’s susceptibility to conviction under § 666: In Dallas, federal money supports the City’s transportation and human services departments — the very agencies of city government that Lipscomb sought corruptly to influence. Reyes reaffirms, as a statutory matter, that whatever nexus § 666 requires — if any — is present in this case.
More recently, we decided United States v. Williams'47 without discussing any jurisdictional element or nexus requirement at all — despite the fact that if there had been a jurisdictional flaw, it would have been incumbent on the Williams panel to address that problem, even sua sponte. Williams involved facts virtually identical to those present in Reyes, in Westmore-land, and here. Williams, a former member of the Jackson, Mississippi City Council, was convicted under § 666 of aiding and abetting the solicitation and acceptance of bribes — specifically, $150,000 in exchange for a re-vote on a cable television license contract.48 The Williams court did not describe any direct federal fiscal interest at stake in that re-vote. Such questions, however, may not have been briefed or argued in Williams, as the opinion in that case expressly rejected only other challenges-^-those grounded in equal protection, due process, and sufficiency and admissibility of the evidence — to Williams’s conviction.49 Taken in isolation, Williams has little if any precedential value on the nexus issue, one way or the other.
But of course Williams does not stand alone. It is merely the most recent in a series of our opinions — Westmoreland, Moeller, Marmolejo, Reyes, and Williams — that have consistently applied the broad “corruption focus” of § 666. The Phillips panel did construe the term “agent” to avoid the constitutional question, but we cannot do that here: As a textual matter, the term “agent” plainly includes city council members. Westmore-land applied § 666 to a county supervisor; Reyes and Williams both applied it to city council members. Hence Westmoreland’s view of § 666 continues to be the law in this circuit and to preclude a more narrow construction of the statute. Even though we get to the question from different jurisdictional perspectives, Judge Duhé and I are in complete accord on the result for Lipscomb of the foregoing analysis of § 666: He was subject to being tried in *316federal district court for violating that statute, and he was subject to being convicted by a jury.
IV. DID LIPSCOMB RAISE THE CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUE?
Before addressing the constitutional problem that Lipscomb’s statutory-construction argument presages (and writing for myself alone, although supplementing Judge Smith’s analysis), I must make three observations on our intrapanel disagreement over whether the constitutional issue is properly before us. To me, this debate: (1) is more semantical than substantive, (2) is in tension with controlling Supreme Court precedent, and (3) overlooks the real nature of the constitutional question at issue.
Semantics first: As the Supreme Court recently said, “jurisdiction ... is a word of many, too many, meanings.”50 This imprecision is one source of our panel’s split here. Judge Duhé reads “jurisdiction” in the pleadings, briefs, and record to mean adjudicative jurisdiction only — the authority of federal courts to hear only those categories of cases (subject-matter jurisdiction) authorized by Congress, between those categories of persons (personal jurisdiction) permitted by the Constitution. But in the context of the expressly constitutional arguments that Lipscomb sometimes makes, Judge Smith and I read his use of “jurisdiction” — at least on those occasions — to mean legislative jurisdiction, the “authority” of Congress “to make its law applicable to particular persons or activities.”51
Lipscomb also uses the ambiguous phrase “federal jurisdiction,” which could be either adjudicative or legislative. That ambiguity is not only terminological, but also conceptual. To state the obvious, legislative jurisdiction flows from the Constitution to the Congress and limits, in today’s context, the subject matter and the classes of persons that Congress may regulate by statute. In contrast, adjudicative jurisdiction generally flows from Congress to the courts as grants of subject-matter jurisdiction, grants made by Congress in enacting laws pursuant to its power to constitute inferior federal courts.52 In the instant context, the judicial power extends constitutionally to cases arising under federal criminal laws. Consequently, a court’s adjudicative jurisdiction to convict a defendant of a federal crime cannot exist in the absence of Congress’s legislative jurisdiction to criminalize the particular conduct of which the particular defendant is accused.
The reach of Congress’s legislative jurisdiction, of course, is sometimes bounded by structural constitutional provisions. For example, grants of jurisdiction are limited by the Necessary and Proper Clause, which covers laws that “carry into Execution ... all other powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States or in any Department or Officer thereof.”53 I cannot even imagine how it could be “necessary and proper” to the exercise of either the judicial power or the power to constitute inferior courts for us to have adjudicative jurisdiction over a case implicating a statute that Congress lacked the legislative jurisdiction to enact. *317It should go without saying, therefore, that our subject-matter jurisdiction has constitutional as well as statutory limits54: It involves “the courts’ statutory or constitutional power to adjudicate the case.”55
To repeat, then: A federal forum simply must lack adjudicative jurisdiction to hear a case based on a federal statute that Congress lacked the legislative jurisdiction (translation: constitutional power or authority) to apply to the situation in question. If I am correct in my position that this case implicates our constitutional duty, at every level and at every stage of the proceedings, to ensure the existence of our adjudicative jurisdiction, then that duty trumps the canon of constitutional avoidance that Justice Brandéis discussed in Ashwander v. TVA,56 a canon that on other occasions I have dutifully obeyed.57 At the risk of exposing my own intellectual shortcomings, then, I confess that neither semantically nor substantively can I understand the distinction, which Judge Duhé detects in Lipscomb’s pleadings and briefs, between adjudicative, subject-matter jurisdiction and legislative jurisdiction (structural constitutionality) — a distinction that is clear to Judge Duhé but in this case remains blurred to me. If a successful as-applied challenge to the constitutionality of § 666 would limit Congress’s legislative jurisdiction, i.e., would identify someone or some act beyond Congress’s authority, it cannot help but limit our adjudicative jurisdiction to the same degree. In this sense, because Lipscomb appears to raise a structural jurisdictional challenge, I question whether his is the kind of constitutional argument that may be waived through delay or disuse; if it “involves a court’s power to hear a case, [it] can never be forfeited or waived.”58
As I read them, Lipscomb’s pleadings and briefs do raise — and thus do not waive — the constitutional issue. Rather, they question both Congress’s legislative jurisdiction (constitutional authority) to enact § 666 and our adjudicative power to apply § 666 here. Lipscomb has raised a classic challenge to subject-matter jurisdiction: He “argues that the extension of federal jurisdiction over acts such as [his] would exceed the power of Congress.”59
My belief that we should consider this argument finds support in Salinas itself. There the Supreme Court easily undertook to determine whether § 666 was constitutional, and squarely held that it was, as applied,60 despite the fact that neither we nor the district court had addressed the statute’s constitutionality.61 In support of *318its “holding,”62 the Court explained:
[sjtatutes should be construed to avoid constitutional questions, but this interpretative canon is not a license for the judiciary to rewrite language enacted by the legislature. Any other conclusion, while purporting to be an exercise in judicial restraint, would trench upon the legislative powers vested in Congress ....
These principles apply to the rules of statutory construction we have followed to give proper respect to the federal-state balánce.... [W]e cannot press statutory construction to the point of disingenuous evasion even to avoid a constitutional question.63
This is why, with all due respect, I find it odd, as we labor to interpret 18 U.S.C. § 666, for Judge Duhé to urge obeisance to the Ashwander canon, which the Supreme Court itself in Salinas first acknowledged and then declined to observe or apply.
To the extent that the real question is whether Lipscomb adequately raised constitutionality, I trust Judge Duhé would concede two premises: first, that Lipscomb urged the district court (and this one) so to construe § 666 as to avoid a serious and identified constitutional flaw; and second, that this panel has unanimously concluded that we cannot so construe the statute. Starting with these two premises, I cannot avoid the conclusion that Lipscomb did raise the constitutional flaw. By construing the statute as all three of us do, we are sailing into the very waters that Lipscomb warned us were constitutionally uncharted. I knowingly and willfully proceed to endeavor to chart them.
V.
AS-APPLIED CONSTITUTIONALITY UNDER DOLE
We review the constitutionality of a federal statute de novo.64. My solo review here will focus on whether § 666 is necessary and proper to the spending power, but the proper foundation for that analysis is a review of the Supreme Court’s spending-clause jurisprudence. That jurisprudence has focused on whether Congress may condition grants of federal funds. Even if § 666 is not a conditional-grant statute — a conclusion of which I am less certain than is Judge Smith — the conditional-grant cases establish both that “internal limits on congressional spending power are difficult to discern”65 and that, to whatever extent the Tenth Amendment is an external limit on the spending power, that Amendment does not function as “a prohibition on the indirect achievement of objectives which Congress is7 not empowered to achieve directly.”66 The Tenth Amendment thus is not as great an obstacle to the necessity and propriety of § 666 as Judge Smith believes it to be.
A. Conditional-Grant Precedents
Congress likely enacted § 666 pursuant to the Spending Clause of the Constitu*319tion.67 Under that clause, it is settled, Congress may regulate the states by conditioning grants.68 Cases on such conditions have established that the structural limits on federal power that often arise in the commerce-clause context do not operate with the same force against conditional-grant provisions.
United States v. Butler,69 for example, is still good law for its announcement that Congress’s spending power, like its power to tax, is “to provide for the general welfare,”70 and is therefore untrammeled by the specific grants of legislative power found elsewhere in Article I, Section 8:
While, therefore, the power to tax is not unlimited, its confines are set in the clause which confers it, and not in those of section 8 which bestow and define the legislative powers of the Congress. It results that the power of Congress to authorize expenditure of public moneys for public purposes is not limited by the direct grants of legislative power found in the Constitution.71
Although the Butler Court did hold that the Tenth Amendment cabined Congress’s spending power,72 the Court quickly abandoned this view, in Oklahoma v. United States Civil Service Commission,73 which rejected a constitutional challenge to the Hatch Act. That Act then forbade political activities by any “officer or employee of any State or local agency whose principal employment is in connection with any activity which is financed in whole or in part by loans or grants made by the United States.”74 Oklahoma and its State Highway Commissioner challenged the Civil Service Commission’s attempt to force on the State the choice between dismissing the Commissioner, who had engaged in political activities, or forgoing highway funds in the amount of twice the commissioner’s salary.75 The Court responded:
"While the United States is not concerned with and has no power to regulate local political activities as such of state officials, it does have power to fix the terms upon which its money allotments to states shall be disbursed.
The Tenth Amendment does not for-hid the exercise of this power in the tvay that Congress has proceeded in this case.... [T]he Tenth Amendment has been consistently construed “as not depriving the national government of authority to resort to all means for the *320exercise of a granted power which are appropriate and plainly adapted to the permitted end.”.... The offer of benefits to a state ... dependent upon cooperation by the state with federal plans, assumedly for the general welfare, is not unusual.76
Oklahoma, the Court said, could evade the condition by the “simple expedient” of not yielding to the enticement of federal funds.77
The apex of the Court’s conditional-grant jurisprudence is South Dakota v. Dole,78 which involved a statute conditioning a small portion of each state’s federal highway aid on the state’s establishing a minimum drinking age.79 The Court upheld the drinking-age requirement as an exercise of Congress’s Spending-Clause authority to condition federal grants.80 The Court also announced that when Congress chooses to go beyond its enumerated powers, and to use its spending power “to further broad policy objectives by conditioning receipt of federal monies upon compliance with federal statutory ... directives,” the statutory condition must itself meet four conditions, the failure to meet any one of which might render a statute unconstitutionally broad.81
B. The Dole Test Is Instructive Here
Given Dole’s, context, applying its test to § 666 could be trebly problematic. First, like Judge Smith, two district courts have concluded that § 666 is not a conditional-grant statute at all, because it does not require the state (here, Texas) or its political subdivision (here, Dallas) to do anything.82 As the court in United States v. Cantor noted, § 666 “does not impose a condition on the receipt of federal funds. The statute neither requires a state’s compliance with federal ... directives nor prevents state action.”83 Like the Cantor court, however, I believe that this lack of direct effect on states and localities actually supports the statute’s constitutionality.84 Furthermore, the Supreme Court has not held that, for a statute to be a conditional-grant provision and stand or fall under a Dole analysis, the statute must require states or localities either to take or to refrain from taking any action.85 Dole *321may describe Congress’s spending power generally, not just its power to condition grants.
Second, § 666 is a freestanding ban: It neither grants any funds nor takes part in a broader funding statute. This fact has prompted the objection that its criminal sanction cannot be a condition.86 Although superficially appealing, this argument elevates form too highly over substance. The anticorruption principle in § 666 applies equally to every federal dollar granted, and § 666 logically cuts across all federal grants to states and localities.87 To require Congress to insert a mini-§ 666 into every chapter of the United States Code that authorizes intergovernmental financial assistance would constitute excessive scrupulosity.
Third, several judges have objected that Congress’s spending power cannot include the power to criminalize conduct by third parties, and that Dole therefore cannot apply.88 (This argument begs the broader question, which I address below, whether § 666 is necessary and proper to the spending power.) Many courts, including this one in Phillips, have nevertheless interpreted § 666 using Dole’s factors.89 Therefore, although we may debate whether the § 666 peg fits the conditional-grant hole, I shall test it under the four prongs of Dole.
C. The Dole Analysis
Dole first requires that “exercise of the spending power must be in pursuit of the *322general welfare.”90 In assessing whether this is so, Dole cautions, “courts should defer substantially to the judgment of Congress.”91 Congress has stated that the purpose of § 666 is to “protect the integrity of the vast sums of money distributed through Federal programs from theft, fraud, and undue influence by bribery.”92 Mindful of the deference due this judgment, I accept that Congress easily could have thought that § 666 advanced the general welfare by protecting the federal fisc and by ensuring that state and local decisions regarding federal programs are not made by corrupt officials. I do not doubt, then, that Congress enacted § 666 “in pursuit of the general welfare.”
Second, Dole warns that “if Congress desires to condition the States’ receipt of federal funds, it must do so unambiguously ..., enabling] the States to exercise their choice knowingly, cognizant of the consequences of their participation.”93 Even though § 666 does not require the states to act, it does make state and local government officers criminally liable for specific misdeeds. Thus the states arguably have a dignity interest at stake, and if so, they have a right to know the threat to that interest that § 666 would pose — and the language of § 666, which is anything but ambiguous, surely lets them know. To the extent that § 666 is a conditional-grant statute, both the grant (of $10,000 or more in federal funds) and the condition (criminalizing official bribery and theft) are pellucid.94 I see little danger that a state or locality that receives federal funds could mistake the potential of § 666 to criminalize conduct by its officials.
Third, Dole mandates that conditions on federal spending be related “to the federal interest in particular national- projects or programs,”95 or that conditions “bear some relationship to the federal spending.”96 “The required degree of this relationship is one of reasonableness or minimum rationality.”97 It suffices here to observe that many courts have held that § 666 is reasonably related to the federal interest in safeguarding federal dollars from control of dishonest administrators, and that § 666 therefore passes spending-power muster. At least one court has so concluded when the offense conduct did not involve federal funds.98 Some of the other *323decisions arriving at this conclusion, however, may have dismissed facial, rather than as-applied, challenges to the statute99; and other cases-have affirmed convictions for conduct that implicated federal funds more directly than did Lipscomb’s actions here.100 Because Dole’s relatedness inquiry merges with my analysis of whether applying § 666 is necessary and proper to the spending power, I discuss both questions together in detail below.
Fourth, in Dole’s final prong, the Court cautioned that “other constitutional provisions may provide an independent bar to the conditional grant of federal funds.”101 Yet the Court then reiterated its Oklahoma holding that “a perceived Tenth Amendment limitation on congressional regulation of state affairs did not concomitantly limit the range of conditions legitimately placed on federal grants,”102 Rather, the “independent bar” simply means that Congress may not use its spending power “to induce the States to engage in activities that would themselves be unconstitutional.”103 In this case, no action by Texas or Dallas is alleged to be unconstitutional, so the fourth Dole prong is plainly not at issue.
In sum, to the extent that Dole controls whether § 666 can apply here, the only problem lies in the third part of the Dole test: reasonable relationship to a federal interest. Because this reasonably-related prong of Dole is a specific application of the more general test for whether an act of Congress is necessary and proper to an enumerated power,104 I treat these questions together.
VI.
AS-APPLIED CONSTITUTIONALITY UNDER McCULLOCH
In addition to assigning Congress the spending power, which brings with it the power to condition grants, the Constitution also gives Congress the power “[t]o make *324all Laws which shall be necessary and ;proper for carrying into Execution” the powers expressly delegated to the federal government.105 Prosecuting Lipscomb under § 666 is therefore constitutional if § 666 is “necessary and proper” to Congress’s spending power.
A. McCulloch and the Necessary and Proper Clause
In testing for necessity and propriety, courts should remain mindful of Justice John Marshall’s prescient explanation, in McCulloch v. Maryland,106 of what “necessary and proper” means:
Let the end be legitimate, let it be within the scope of the constitution, and all means which are appropriate, which are plainly adapted to that end, which are not prohibited, but consist with the letter and spirit of the constitution, are constitutional.107
Importantly for the instant case, Marshall derived an expansive meaning of “necessary” from the principle that Congress can derive from its enumerated powers the power to impose criminal sanctions.108 From the enumerated power to “establish Post Offices and post Roads,”109 Congress had “inferred the right to punish those who steal letters from the post-office, or rob the mail.”110 In other words, Congress’s postal power carried with it the ability to impose criminal penalties to protect federal interests advanced' by that power. To the McCulloch Court, this example demonstrated that “necessary” has a range of meanings, including “needful, requisite, essential, or conducive to.”111 It was through the lens of this broad construction of the Necessary and Proper Clause that Marshall saw justification for Congress’s creation of the national bank, the power to create which is nowhere enumerated in Article I. Whether that broad construction justifies applying § 666 here depends on Congress’s intent in enacting the statute, as well as on the nature of the federal interest embodied in this case and the relationship between that interest and Lipscomb’s conduct.
B. Legislative History
History often tells us why Congress deemed a statute necessary and proper. Not so for § 666, however, because it was enacted as part of an omnibus spending bill of the type that makes the search for legislative history Sisyphean. What history exists is multilayered, sparse, equivocal, and even mysterious. By no means, I respectfully submit, is it capable of supporting Judge Smith’s contention that “Congress did not find it necessary that § 666 be applied in cases not involving federal funds or programs.”112
1. The 1986 Technical Amendment
We owe the current language of § 666 to the Criminal Law and Procedure Tech*325nical Amendments Act of 1986.113 As that Act’s title suggests, and as we recognized in Westmoreland,114 Congress did not intend the Act to change § 666 substantively in ways that would affect our reading of it here.115 This is important, because the 1986 amendment rewrote language that reveals how Congress would have answered our constitutional question in 1984.
2. The 198k Enactment
As first enacted, § 666(b) read:
Whoever, being an agent of an organization, or of a State or local government agency ... [that receives more than $10,000 a year in federal funds], solicits, demands, accepts, or agrees to accept anything of value from a person or organization other than his employer or principal for or because of the recipient’s conduct in any transaction or matter or a series of transactions or matters involving $5,000 or more concerning the affairs of such organization or State or local government agency, shall be imprisoned. .. ,116
The emphasized phrase strongly suggests that in 1984 Congress believed it necessary and proper for § 666 to reach bribery that had no relation to federal funds.
3. The 1988 Report
To counter the broad original and current language of § 666, Judge Smith relies heavily on a Senate Judiciary Committee report, but this report described a different bill that never became law. As eventually enacted, § 666 was a small part of a large crime bill which was engrafted on a huge omnibus spending bill that funded many departments and agencies.117 None of this bill’s reports, written as they were by the Appropriations Committees, gives context for § 666, a criminal statute which, of course, appropriated no funds.118
*326Section 666 as enacted was identical to a provision in the Comprehensive Crime Control Act of 1984, which passed the Senate but never made it out of the House Judiciary Committee on its own and evidently had to piggyback on the omnibus spending bill to gain legislative momentum.119 The Senate report on the crime bill, printed in 1983, can be taken as an authoritative statement of the Senate Judiciary Committee’s intent for what became § 666. It is tenuous at best, however, to rely, as does Judge Smith, solely on one committee report — on a wholly separate bill — as stating the views of the entire Congress.
The questionable probative weight of the Senate report aside, that report is still not determinative here, for the evidence goes both ways. The relevant passage is titled “Part C — Program Fraud and Bribery,” and states that § 666
is designed to create new offenses to augment the ability of the United States to vindicate significant acts of theft, fraud, and bribery involving Federal monies that are disbursed to private organizations or State and local governments pursuant to a Federal program.120
The report notes, however, that under the prior law banning theft of federal property, prosecuting was often impossible
because title has passed to the recipient [government] before the property is stolen, or the funds are so commingled that the Federal character of the funds cannot be shown. This gives rise to a serious gap in the law, since even though title to the monies may have passed, the Federal Government clearly retains a strong interest in assuring the integrity of such program funds.121
Even though the report’s emphasis on program funds would support a narrow reading of the necessity and propriety of § 666, its emphasis on commingling supports a broad one. In fact, the Senate Judiciary Committee’s most explicit direction actually suggests that the Committee intended to limit the scope of § 666, but in a way that still would cover Lipscomb-like conduct:
The Committee intends that the term “Federal program involving a grant, a contract, a subsidy, a loan, a guarantee, insurance, or another form of Federal assistance” be construed broadly, consistent with the purpose of this section to protect the integrity of the vast sums of money distributed through Federal programs from theft, fraud, and undue influence by bribery. However, the concept is not unlimited. The term “Federal program” means that there must exist a specific statutory scheme authorizing the Federal assistance in order to promote and achieve certain policy objectives. Thus, not every Federal contract or disbursement of funds would be covered. For example, if a government agency lawfully purchases more than $10,000 in equipment from a supplier, it is not the intent of this section to make a theft of $5,000 or more from the supplier a Federal crime.122
*327Thus one of the two lines that the Senate Judiciary Committee expressly drew — to exclude theft from a supplier from the coverage of § 666 — would not exclude Lipscomb’s conduct, quintessentially “undue influence by bribery.”
4. The Specified Cases
The immediate next sentence in the report, subject to much exegesis by Judge Smith, states: “It is, however, the intent [‘of this section’] to reach thefts and bribery in situations of the types involved in the Del Toro, Hinton, and Mosley cases.”123 With continued due respect to Judge Smith, I do not discern in this sentence any clear direction to us. Both Hinton and Mosley sustained convictions of bribed local officials whom courts considered to be federal officials under the prior bribery statute because they exerted federal authority and controlled the disbursement of federal funds.124 Simple logic dictates that just because the Committee intended § 666 in part to codify these cases does not meant that it sought to limit § 666 to these cases exclusively.
In Del Toro, the federal interest was more attenuated. The defendants were convicted of bribing a New York City official to ensure that they would supply office space to a city program that was eligible for federal funds.125 The Del Toro court reversed these bribery convictions, noting that even if the official had succeeded in provisionally securing the lease as desired, three local agencies would have had to approve the lease before the city could apply to the federal government for funds, so that “[t]here were no existing committed federal funds for the purpose.”126 The Senate Committee’s intent to overrule Del Toro thus reflects that the Committee thought it necessary and proper for § 666 to reach bribery even before the federal government had committed funds.127
The most that can be concluded from the report, then, is that the Senate Judiciary Committee delimited the scope of § 666 in part by seeking to exclude theft from suppliers but to include bribery of officials running programs that might receive federal funds. I do not see the report as shedding much light on our question. Lipscomb’s conduct falls into a middle ground that the report simply does not address.
5. The 1981 Bill
The plot thickens still further when an effort is made to verify the assertion in the 1988 report that the language of § 666 was derived from a 1981 bill that never became law.128 The 1981 bill and its report emerged from Senate Judiciary — the same committee that later wrote the 1983 bill and report. The Committee omitted from both the 1983 bill and the 1984 act, however, the very language in the 1981 bill that would have answered our question:
*328(c) Jurisdiction. — There is federal jurisdiction over an offense described in this section if—
(6) the public servant is an agent of a State or local government charged by a federal statute, or by a regulation issued pursuant thereto, with administering monies or property derived from a federal program, and the official action or legal duty [with respect to which the bribe is taken] is related to the administration of such program.129
Thus, in 1983, the Senate Judiciary Committee had in hand — and even mentioned — a two-year-old bill that would have required a federal interest or nexus as a jurisdictional predicate. Yet the 1983 bill and 1984 enactment contained none of that language or anything similar.130 The reason for that absence is unclear. In 1981, when the Committee clearly sought to require a federal nexus, it had sufficient command of the English language to do so. To suppose that the Committee lost that faculty over either two or four years is ludicrous. Section 666 as enacted and amended, therefore, might have reflected a change in the Senate Judiciary Committee’s view on whether to require a federal nexus, but we cannot say this with certainty: For all we know, the Committee might well have sought to exercise federal criminal jurisdiction up to its constitutional limits, leaving the issue to the courts to decide.
C. The Views of Other Courts
Whatever the reason for § 666’s silence on this question, the courts have struggled to produce the answer. Some district courts have tested § 666 against the Tenth Amendment, treating the statute as an emanation of the spending power, and have come to varying conclusions.131 Addi*329tionally, four of our fellow appellate courts have examined the sweep of § 666, either as a statutory matter or a constitutional one, and are also divided.
Lipscomb relies on United States v. Zwick,132 in which the Third Circuit declined to apply § 666 to conduct such as his:
Interpreting § 666 to have no federal interest requirement produces serious concerns as to whether Congress exceeded its power under the Spending Clause in enacting this statute. See McCormack, 31 F.Supp.2d at 187-89. To pass muster under the Spending Clause, legislation regulating behavior of entities receiving federal funds must, among other things, be based upon a federal interest in the particular conduct. See South Dakota v. Dole, 483 U.S. 203, 207, 107 S.Ct. 2793, 97 L.Ed.2d 171 (1987). Applying § 666 to offense conduct, absent evidence of any federal interest, would appear to be an unconstitutional exercise of power under the Spending Clause.133
To avoid this supposed constitutional problem, the Zimck court believed that to read § 666 literally is to err, and held that “§ 666 requires that the government prove a federal interest is implicated by the defendant’s offense conduct.”134 Not to require a nexus; reasoned the Third Circuit, would erase significant federal-state boundaries by turning § 666 into a general anti-corruption law, which, in the Third Circuit’s view, Congress had not intended.135
What then, under Zwick, would constitute a federal interest? “The amount of federal funds” alone, reasoned the Zwick court, could constitute the interest if the federal funds provided “the greater part of a township’s budget”; if not, the offense conduct would have to implicate a substantive or programmatic interest, even though “a highly attenuated implication of a federal interest will suffice.”136 Since deciding Zwick, the Third Circuit has clarified that the federal interest can reach very deep into the ranks of local government.137
In diametric opposition to the Third Circuit, two other circuits have declined to read an extra-textual nexus into § 666. The Sixth Circuit has rejected a constitutional attack on its pre-Salinas position that except for the textual $10,000 threshold, § 666 does not require a nexus between federal funds and the offense conduct.138 The Supreme Court recently *330declined to review this result.139 The Seventh Circuit likewise has held that the broad text of § 666 controls: “It is not our part to trim § 666 by giving its text a crabbed reading.”140 Noting that the fungibility of money militates against a narrow reading of § 666, the Seventh Circuit concluded as a statutory matter that the district court properly convicted a township supervisor, even though his bribe-taking related only to his control of the town’s general-assistance program, which did not receive any federal funds.141
In addition to his reliance on Zwick, Lipscomb would rely on a precedent from the Second Circuit, but close inspection of that case reveals that it actually supports his conviction here. In United States v. Santopietro,142 that court stood by its earlier requirement of “at least some connection between the bribe and a risk to the integrity of the federal [sic] funded program.”143 — obviously a “corruption focus.” Nevertheless, the example that the Second Circuit gave of bribery that § 666 would not reach — a bribe paid to the hypothetical meat inspector of a city that received a federal grant only for its parks department — involves a federal interest that is much more attenuated from the perpetrator than does this case.144 Furthermore, the Santopietro court affirmed the convictions of former officials of Waterbury,. Connecticut, who had accepted bribes from real estate developers.145 Linkage between the officials’ offense conduct and federal funds was actually more remote than the connection in the instant case:
[C]orrupt payments were made by real estate developers to secure the use of the appellants’ influence with, city agencies including the City Plan Commission, the Zoning Commission, the Water Department, and the Fire Marshal, and the use of their influence to further the interests of the developers in the appointments of members and chairpersons of land use boards and relevant committees and agencies in the City of Waterbury. During the relevant periods, substantial federal funds were received by *331Waterbury for housing, urban development, and other programs within the purview of these agencies and officials. Since federal funds were received by Waterbury for housing and urban development programs and the corrupt payments concerned real estate transactions %vithin the purview of the agencies administering federal funds, the requisite connection between the bribes and the integrity of federally funded programs is satisfied. Thus, this is not a case where the transactions sought to be influenced concerned one department of a city and the requisite $10,000 of federal funds were received by a totally unrelated department.146
Santopietro thus stands indisputably for a purview test: To be prosecuted under § 666, a bribed official must at least influence other officials who have within then-purview federally funded programs, but the corruption need not touch those programs. In other words, Santopietro asks whether a defendant could have influenced the use of federal funds by controlling the same agencies or staffers whom he actually corruptly influenced with respect to purely local matters.
Such a purview test, applied to the case at bar, supports convicting Lipscomb, who took bribes in return for influencing matters within the purviews of two Dallas departments, human services and transportation, which both received federal funds. The connection between federal funds and corrupt conduct is closer here than in Santopietro, where the court did not explain how the “City Plan Commission, the Zoning Commission, the Water Department, and the Fire Marshal” administered federal funds, but rather suggested that these agencies and officials made decisions — presumably determining whether proposed developments complied with zoning, fire, and other codes147 — with respect to housing and urban development programs, likely administered by other agencies, that did receive federal funds.148 In other words, the federal interest in Santopietro was more remote than it is here, as Lipscomb himself cast votes to approve requests for federal funds, and himself both lobbied and pressured officials who ran federally-funded programs.
A less cumbersome and more direct purview rule would apply § 666 to defendants who themselves influence or control federal funds.149 Such a rule also would support convicting Lipscomb here. The Santopie-tro court, however, did not affirmatively adopt this rule, explicitly leaving open the question whether the former mayor could be prosecuted under § 666 for any transaction involving the city if the federal funds were entirely unrelated to that transaction.150 Santopietro, therefore, al*332though confirming a nexus rule, also could be read as supporting Lipscomb’s conviction under such a rule or (just possibly) as skirting the relevant question entirely. Thus, of the two cases from other circuits — Zwick and Santopietro — that Lipscomb relies on heavily, only Zwick could support finding § 666 unconstitutional as applied here.
D. Federal Interests at Stake
My own review is guided by the traditional, rational-relationship test for whether a statute is necessary and proper to an enumerated federal power.151 In this case, two federal interests support the view that Congress reasonably could have thought it necessary and proper to apply § 666 to agents and officials like Lipscomb.
1. Absolute Amount of Federal Dollars
The government argues that the total federal funding received by Dallas — $56 million in 1998 — justified federal jurisdiction over Lipscomb’s conduct. Lipscomb focuses on the fact that $56 million was only 3.5% of Dallas’s city budget in that year. In part, this is a dispute over the meaning of one passage in Zwick:
We can conceive of several ways in which the government could prove a federal interest in a § 666 [case].... The amount of federal funds could provide the requisite federal implication, even if the purpose of those funds has no explicit relationship to the subject of the bribe. If, for example, in a given year, the greater part of a township’s budget came from federal funds, bribery of a township agent for any purpose might be said to implicate federal interests.152
In the abstract, this “greater part” yardstick may have an appealing ring, but it is utterly divorced from reality. In actuality, no state government and, I suspect, only a rare county or city government (not even the District of Columbia), is so wholly a creature of the United States as to rely on Washington for “the greater part” of its revenue.153 In the rare case that federal funding is a majority of total revenue, federal power to criminalize local corruption would undoubtedly exist; but surely the absolute level of federal grants, as well as their relative importance to the city’s budget, would provide a federal interest, to the protection of which § 666 is necessary and proper.
To determine whether this is so — to judge if § 666 is indeed reasonably related to the federal interest in safeguarding $56 million — I would analogize the federal government and Dallas to partners in spending federal dollars to advance shared goals. In the private sector, what would a reasonable funding partner who has advanced $56 million do after learning that its service partner takes kickbacks, albeit regarding matters not within the partnership’s scope? The funding partner might well dissolve the partnership rather than wait for the service partner’s corruption to widen and infect partnership dealings.
*333The partnership analogy does not bear close inspection, but its failure, instead of undermining the constitutionality of § 666, actually supports it. The analogy founders on the fact that in the public sector, states, counties, and municipalities hold monopolies on delivering many governmental services to their citizens. Thus, when Congress seeks to benefit the citizenry of a particular state and locality, it can turn to very few potential public partners. This scarcity suggests that if the federal-Dallas partnership were dissolved when corruption among Dallas officials is discovered — or if the federal government were to withhold funds in such a case — the purpose of the federally funded programs would be defeated, and Congress would be prevented from using the spending power to promote the welfare of citizens of Dallas. The populace of Dallas, however, is by definition innocent of official corruption, and should not suffer a cut in federally funded services on account of it. The prospective specter of criminal sanctions against corrupt officials themselves, rather than post-hoc, fiscally punitive measures against Dallas, is therefore a logical and appropriate solution for local corruption that threatens — even indirectly, as here— $56 million in federal funds.
The Council votes to apply for federal funds, to accept federal funds, and to approve all large contracts, including those involving federal funds. Congress could rationally believe that the integrity of $56 million of federal funds applied for by the Council — particularly when the federal treasury is funding not just one' or two projects but many — suffices as a federal interest weighty enough to justify federal criminal jurisdiction over Council members who are bribed with respect to local issues.
2. The Integrity of State and Local Officials with Authority over Federal Funds
A second federal interest at stake here is the integrity vel non of federal programs and funds, regardless of the quantum or budget percentage of funds at issue. A corrupt state or city official who has real responsibility for, or often participates in, the allocation of federal funds is a “threat to the integrity”154 of those funds, even if they are not actually or directly infected by his corruption. Congress may legitimately view as necessary and proper the imposition of federal criminal liability for bribery, so as to ensure the honesty of state and local officials who have federal funds in their purview or federal programs under their authority.
Judge Smith advances two explicit arguments against such liability (neither of which, with respect, I find persuasive) and one implicit argument that is defeated by the text of the statute and the facts of this case. The implicit contention is that bribery of Lipscomb alone, apart from any of his fourteen council colleagues, cannot create a sufficient federal interest or nexus, because Lipscomb cannot act for the Council. This argument might also be grounded in the fact that, alone, one legislator does not administer program funds. The text of § 666 disposes of this argument, as a statutory matter, because Congress clearly sought to apply § 666 to legislative-branch officials.155 As a constitutional matter, there is little or no basis for holding that federal jurisdiction over bribery of *334Council members depends on whether the briber can command a majority. One Council member’s vote, after all, can tip the balance on a close question; and, as Lipscomb’s conduct here demonstrates, a member has a number of arrows in his parliamentary quiver besides the final vote.
Judge Smith also speculates that the State of Texas would have prosecuted Lipscomb had it known of the evidence against him. This is not a constitutional argument; it merely begs the constitutional question regarding the limits of the spending power.156 And, as either a positive or a normative statement — that the federal government either does or should leave such prosecutions to the states — it fails. There are at least three reasons why federal rather than state bribery prosecutions might be necessary and proper in cases like Lipscomb’s. First, the federal government might have a greater incentive to prosecute than does the state government, either because the offense conduct directly or potentially affects federal funds or because the federal government provides more money to the locality than does the state government.157 The latter proposition is true in this case: In terms of dollars provided to Dallas, the federal government has a stake in the city’s fiscal integrity that is between fifteen and twenty times greater than the state’s stake.158
Second, federal officials might be less corruptible than state and local officials,159 and an informant with evidence of misconduct by a state or local official might feel safer in taking his information to federal authorities; indeed, he could even prefer that it not be shared with state or local authorities. Third, federal prosecutors are less likely to be linked to state and local politicians and are generally more independent of local political forces that might try to protect high officials from aggressive state enforcement.
*335Judge Smith’s second contention against high-official liability is a law-and-economics argument that, in my opinion, does not hold water and affords courts little basis, if any, on which to pronounce a statute unconstitutional, whether facially or as applied. As I understand his argument, it is that if courts permit the United States as well as states to prosecute high local officials for bribery involving local funds and programs, corrupt officials will change their behavior and, on the margin, take more bribes directly related to federal funds and programs than they otherwise would.160 With respect, I perceive at least three flaws of logic in this argument.
First, social science has not yet proven that the rational-actor model adequately explains the real-world behavior of white-collar criminals: As behavioral law and economics warns us, inadequate information, biases, and heuristics often prevent individuals from acting rationally. For example, unless a local official is well integrated into a culture of white-collar criminality (which would itself suggest that federal prosecution may be necessary), he will lack even anecdotal data on the probability that either the state or the federal government will detect and prosecute bribery. (Anecdotal data would, of course, be the only data available.) Therefore, an official considering whether to take a bribe would not be likely to calculate the odds of detection or prosecution in the dispassionately mathematical way that the rational-actor model might suggest.
Furthermore, standard law-and-economics analysis actually justifies federal criminal jurisdiction on the basis of interstate externalities, an argument eminently applicable here.161 If bribery in Dallas threatens federally-provided funds, that corruption threatens the federal Treasury, which is funded by taxes collected not just from Texas but from all across the Nation.
Lastly and most importantly, even if Judge Smith’s law-and-economics objection to federal jurisdiction here were an accurate predictor, it has little force. The most that his prediction might prove is that Congress has deluded itself into passing a law that may be self-defeating, because it increases the vulnerability of federal funds to corruption and thus disregards economic facts. “But a law can be both economic folly and constitutional.”162 A means-ends tradeoff, weighing costs against benefits, is precisely the sort of political judgment that members of Congress are entitled — and better equipped than judges — to make, and that courts should generally defer to. As judges, we do not experience the perils attendant on taxing one’s own constituents, do not enjoy .the political significance of bringing home the fiscal bacon, and do not share the frustration of seeing hard-won federal dollars bleed off through the hands of corrupt local officials. Lacking the power to tax and spend, federal judges should defer to a plausible risk-reward construct that Congress has enacted to protect the federal fisc.
E. Constitutional Limits to § 666?
Lipscomb strongly argues that if § 666 constitutionally criminalizes conduct like his by state and local agents, then there are no limits to its sweep, and federal criminal law extends to briberies totally removed from federal funds. As I have analyzed Lipscomb’s constitutional chal*336lenge to the statute as it applies to him, I need not determine here whether there is a constitutional limit on § 666’s reach. A brief comment is nonetheless in order.
As a statutory matter, even Westmore-land, — our broadest (and controlling) reading of § 666 — did not address whether § 666 can reach the lowest levels of state and local bureaucracies. Westmoreland did, however, advert to the limits in the statute’s text:
[T]he statute does not encompass every local bribery as Westmoreland suggests. Although the extent of the federal government’s assistance programs will bring many organizations and agencies within the statute’s scope, the statute limits its reach to entities that receive a substantial amount of federal funds and to agents who have the authority to effect significant transactions.163
As a constitutional matter, under the Necessary and Proper Clause, the test is whether prosecution would be rationally related to a federal interest — that is, to effecting Congress’s spending power. In this case, two already-noted federal interests justify applying § 666 to Lipscomb’s conduct: (1) the total amount of federal funds extended to Dallas and (2) Lipscomb’s purview — his high rank and his broad influence over many programs that receive federal funds. Of these two interests, his purview would easily accommodate, in another case, the Second Circuit’s hypothetical implication in Santopietro that it could not be necessary and proper to the spending power for federal criminal liability to extend to a corrupt city meat inspector when the city receives federal funds only for its parks.164 That case is not before us today, however, so I need not predict, in double dicta, whether there might be categories of prosecutions under § 666 that are not necessary and proper to the spending power. For today’s purposes it is sufficient to note that if there are such categories, Lipscomb is far removed from them.
F. Conclusion
The constitutional argument in this case boils down to how direct must local corruption’s threat to federal funds be for § 666 to apply. Lipscomb insists that, although federal funds need not be directly involved in the offense conduct, the state or local official’s conduct still must threaten the integrity of federal funds more directly than did his. Not so. The foregoing analysis has shown that (1) the text of § 666 reads otherwise; (2) the legislative history does not clearly contradict it (as it must to override a clear criminal statute165); and (3) our controlling precedents on point reject such a limit. Reduced to the bare essentials, application of § 666 to Lipscomb’s conduct is indeed reasonably related to a federal interest, and thus is necessary and proper to Congress’s exercise of its spending power. Congress could have believed, quite legitimately, that preventing federal funds from passing through *337state and local legislative bodies whose members are corrupt, and to do so with the deterrent of criminalizing the legislators’ corruption, even with respect to purely state or local issues, was necessary and proper to the federal spending power. As courts can require of Congress nothing more than such a rational relationship to the spending power, § 666 is constitutional as applied here.
VII. VENUE
Having established that the federal courts have jurisdiction of this case, we turn to Lipscomb’s assignments of reversible error by the district court. Chief among these is his contention that the court abused its discretion in transferring the trial from Dallas to Amarillo sua sponte, shortly before trial, and over Lipscomb’s objection.
A. The Transfer Order
The district court read its unexpected transfer order into the record at the end of a hearing on December 20, 1999. The order reads, nearly in its entirety:
As everyone knows this case will involve the trial of one of the best[-]known sitting elected officials in the Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex for allegations of public corruption. This Court cannot recall such a trial of a sitting elected official in Dallas for allegations of public corruption. This case has already received significant media attention and undoubtedly will receive more.
The Court notes that both sides have requested or not opposed requests for individual voir dire examination of the prospective jury panel and both sides have requested use of a jury questionnaire. Both motions, unusual and rare motions in federal criminal cases in Dallas, are made precisely because of the high profile of Defendant Lipscomb, a Dallas City Councilman of twelve years[’] experience and one of the most influential and well[-]known political leaders in the Dallas African[-]Ameriean community for the last three decades. Councilman Lipscomb has been an effective representative of his constituency and locally has strong supporters and detractors. These facts will obviously make selection of a jury of twelve with no preconceived opinions about A1 Lipscomb no easy task.
As stated this case has thus far generated substantial publicity in the local media and will generate more throughout the trial. Such coverage has resulted in the Court reading in the newspapers certain information that has been filed under seal. The Court is also concerned about the ability to select a fair and impartial jury.
In considering the various motions regarding jury selection that both sides have filed[,] the Court is not convinced that such measures would be sufficient to assure Councilman Lipscomb, the other defendants, and the Government a fair trial. It is this Court’s fervent desire and absolute obligation to see to it that a fair trial is conducted — fair to both the defendants and the Government. This Court will do all in its power under the law to make sure the verdict in this case is based on the evidence presented in the courtroom, and absolutely nothing else.
There is no “divisional” venue in criminal cases under Federal Criminal Rule [sic] of Procedure 18. Since the 1966 amendment of this rule[,] providing for prosecution to be had in the district in which the offense was committed, a division of a federal judicial district is no longer a unit of venue in criminal cases. United States v. Burns, 662 F.2d 1378 (11th Cir., 1981); Zicarelli v. Gray, 543 *338F.2d 466 (3rd Cir., 1976). Within[-]dis-triefc transfers of criminal cases are allowed under the law in this circuit. See United States v. []Bridges, 551 F.2d 651 (5th Cir.1977) and United States v. James, 528 F.2d 999 (5th Cir.1976), cert. denied, 429 U.S. 959, 97 S.Ct. 382, 50 L.Ed.2d 326, 429 U.S. 1055, 97 S.Ct. 770, 50 L.Ed.2d 772 (1977). Indeed, this Court disposed of all criminal cases filed in the Wichita Falls Division of the Northern District of Texas (about 100 cases) over a 4-1/2 year period (1994 to 1999) in the Dallas Division of the Northern District of Texas. The law is clear that in the Court’s sound discretion, after considering the statutory elements, which this Court has done, this case may be tried anywhere within the Northern District of Texas.
Amarillo is a good[-]size[d] eity[,] serviced by several airlines and is only a five[-]hour drive from Dallas. No defendant is indigent and all have retained, as opposed to appointed, council [sic]. The Court has made a careful analysis and given due consideration of the convenience of the witnesses and the parties, and considered the prompt administration of justice. These considerations, coupled with the concerns for selection of an impartial jury as expressed by the parties in their pretrial motions, as well as all the concerns the Court has expressed above, causes [sic] the Court to find that the prompt administration of justice would best be effectuated by having the trial of this case in the Amarillo Division of the Northern District of Texas.
The Court is absolutely convinced that the prompt administration of justice will best be served by conducting this trial in Amarillo, where it is unlikely [sic] that few, if any on the jury panel will have ever heard of A1 Lipscomb or Floyd Richards, and fewer still, if any[,] will have any preconceived ideas or opinions about them. This will help assure that the jury verdict is based on the merits of the evidence presented in the courtroom, and nothing else.
Before the issuance of this order, no party had presented evidence regarding prejudice from pretrial publicity or regarding any other issue relative to venue. On hearing the order read, lawyers for Lipscomb and his co-defendant, Richards, objected. Lipscomb filed written objections nine days later — objections on which the court did not rule before the trial began, as long scheduled, on January 11, 2000, in Amarillo, some three hundred miles from Dallas.
In a motion for a new trial following his conviction, Lipscomb renewed his objections to the venue transfer, which motion the district court later denied. Also after trial, the government filed thirty-seven newspaper articles about Lipscomb’s case that had appeared from March through December 19, 1999, as well as other articles that appeared after the transfer order — none of which had been in the record when the transfer order issued and none of which were so much as mentioned by the district court.
B. Standard of Review: Abuse of Discretion
We review all questions concerning venue under the abuse of discretion standard.166 In general, “[a] district court by definition abuses its discretion when it makes an error of law.”167 A district court *339also abuses its discretion if it “bases its decision ... on a clearly erroneous assessment of the evidence.”168 As a leading treatise on standards of review suggests, a trial court abuses its discretion “when the judge has considered the wrong factors in applying his discretion (the judgment call was made as to issues or factors not within the scope of his discretionary powers).”169
Reversal of an intradistrict transfer is proper only if a party demonstrates a “substantial ground for overturning the district court’s decision.”170 In the typical case, the defendant appeals the trial court’s denial of a Rule 18 motion to transfer venue. And, in the typical case, the defendant’s appeal is unsuccessful because the district court is “not [] required to move the trial absent a strong showing of prejudice”171 to the defendant. Some of our cases suggest that this same strong-showing-of-prejudice standard applies when, as here, the defendant seeks to block a transfer.172 When the government is the party seeking a transfer, however, at least one case appears to require that the government have a “legitimate reason” for doing so.173 Here, however, neither the government nor the defense sought transfer.
C. Analysis
We must begin our analysis by recognizing an important distinction between mfmdistrict and mierdistrict transfers: Only an interdistrict transfer implicates the Constitution.174 There is no basis for inferring the existence of a constitutional right to trial within the division where a criminal defendant lives or where a crime was committed.175 In one intradistrict transfer case, however, we interpreted the Sixth Amendment to mean that “it is the public policy of this Country that one must not arbitrarily be sent, without his consent, into a strange locality to defend himself against the powerful prosecutorial resources of the Government.”176
*340The Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure also distinguish between inter-district and intradistrict transfers. Rule 21 governs transfers to another district and provides that this may be done only on motion of the defendant.177 Rule 18, in contrast, governs intradistrict transfers:
Except as otherwise permitted by statute or by these rules, the prosecution shall be had in a district in which the offense was committed. The court shall fix the place of trial within the district with due regard to the convenience of the defendant and the witnesses and the prompt administration of justice.178
Although the text of Rule 18 refers only to convenience and prompt administration, the district court may consider other factors.179 In this case, the court mentioned several, which we shall evaluate in turn, and we shall rule out others that are not relevant here.
1. Convenience
Rule 18’s “due regard to the convenience of the defendant and the witnesses” militates -strongly against transfer in this case. The record shows that the defendant and all witnesses resided in Dallas. In addition, every defense attorney practiced there, and the judge was based in Dallas. Not a single relevant event occurred outside Dallas.180 As “convenience of the prosecution ... is not a factor to consider in changing venue,”181 the convenience facts rarely cut as totally against transfer as they did here.
The district court did not mention these contra-transfer facts in its order. It merely noted that Amarillo was served by several airlines, that it was a five hours’ drive *341from Dallas, and — perhaps inaccurately and irrelevantly — that the defendants were represented by “retained” counsel.182 These facts, of course, did not diminish the basic truth that trial in Amarillo was inconvenient for Lipscomb, his counsel, and all witnesses. This case is, therefore, easily distinguishable from the two cases on which the district court relied, because convenience did not militate against transfer in either of them.183 Those cases do not support the court’s sua sponte transfer here, and the trial court erred as a matter of law in relying on them.
2. Court Policy
The trial court also referred to its prior transfers of “about 100 [criminal] cases” from Wichita Falls to Dallas (less than half the distance, we note, as Dallas' to Amarillo). This historical fact, however, does not support the transfer at issue. Nothing in the record shows why those transfers took place. Such reference to the court’s prior venue practice verges on circularity and runs the risk of creating a per se rule that violates Rule 18’s focus on the facts of each case.184 To whatever extent the district court perceived from past transfers a generalized but informal policy regarding transfers as a matter of course, without reference to the permissible considerations under Rule 18 that may have supported those transfers, it committed legal error by including an impermissible consideration in its Rule 18 balancing.
As local court policy is irrelevant, and permissible convenience considerations militated strongly against transfer to Amarillo, the issue becomes whether any other legitimate factors, discernible from the record as it stood when the order was made, sufficiently supported transfer to bring this one within the range of discretionary choices to which we must defer on appeal.
3. Speedy Trial
The rule’s second textual factor— “due regard to ... the prompt administration of justice” — 'is in part a literal command that trials comply with the Speedy Trial Act.185 This factor, however, did not support trial transfer in this case, as a review of the record shows. Lipscomb was indicted on March 4, 1999, and he appeared in court the next day. Trial was initially set for May 17, but Lipscomb moved for continuance. The court refused to continue the trial date indefinitely, instead setting a hearing for May at which counsel had to submit their schedules for the coming months. Counsel for Lipscomb had court engagements scheduled in each month from August through Novem*342ber of 1999, so at the hearing, all parties agreed on January 10, 2000, as the trial date.186 Later, in November, the trial court extended the trial date one day, to January 11. Early in December, 1999, Lipscomb filed another motion to continue the trial, which motion the district court promptly denied. When, on December 20, the district court unexpectedly ordered the transfer, the parties already knew that (1) trial was firmly set for January 11 and (2) there was no reason to expect that voir dire would not begin on that day. Nothing in the record suggests that facilities appropriate for the trial were unavailable in Dallas at that time. There were thus no speedy-trial issues in this case.
The district court did characterize the possibility of a difficult voir dire as an obstacle to “prompt administration.” We do not understand the term “prompt administration” to have been promulgated in the Rules with the intention of permitting courts to avoid even attempting arduous voir dire proceedings. Rather, the triggering purpose of the “prompt administration” amendment to Rule 18 was to clarify that district courts are authorized to fix the place of trial so as to comply with the Speedy Trial Act.187 That Act concerns itself solely with the timeliness of when trial begins, not with when either voir dire or the entire trial will conclude,188 and in this circuit, trial is deemed to begin with voir dire.189 Because the transfer to Amarillo did not change, much less hasten, the already-scheduled start of the trial, the transfer did not accomplish the “prompt administration” of this case in the textual, speedy-trial sense.
Nevertheless, we have held that a trial court, in its discretion, may fix the place of trial with regard to factors other than convenience and prompt administration: such factors commonly include, but are not necessarily limited to, docket management, courthouse space and security, and — most importantly for this case — pretrial publicity-
4. Docket Management
In the context of docket management, we have construed the term “prompt administration of justice” to refer not just to the particular case that may be transferred, but also to other trials on the court’s docket.190 A district court may consider docket management in its Rule 18 balancing, and docket issues may even outweigh convenience factors that point entirely the other way.191 But nothing in the court’s remarks or in the record of this *343case suggests that docket management was implicated here.
5. Logistics
Another factor that a court may consider in fixing the place of trial within its district is whether a particular courthouse meets a particular trial’s security requirements or other facilities needs. Courtroom availability, unsurprisingly, is a permissible consideration.192 So too are the amount of jail space available there for defendants or witnesses193 and the adequacy of security arrangements in a particular criminal trial.194 Even so, the record and transfer order here are devoid of any indication that such logistical considerations played any role in the transfer from Dallas to Amarillo, and no party argues to us that they did.
6. Pretrial Publicity
Pretrial publicity, then, is the only factor that might counterbalance convenience and render the transfer to Amarillo a proper exercise of discretion. We have not delineated the quality or quantity of prejudicial publicity that will support a trial court’s sua sponte transfer in the face of countervailing convenience factors. We have, however, defined the opposite end of the zone of deference for mferdistriet transfers: When pretrial publicity is the basis for a defendant’s motion to transfer to another district under Rule 21, a trial court errs as a matter of law in denying such a motion only if the defendant can show that pretrial publicity inflamed the jury pool, pervasively prejudiced the community against the defendant, probatively incriminated the defendant, or exceeded “the sensationalism inherent in the crime.”195
Here, the district court neither identified nor analyzed the publicity that it con-clusionally relied on as sufficiently prejudicial to require a highly inconvenient transfer over the defendant’s objections.196 Indeed, until after the trial, the record did not even contain copies of the publicity at issue. (Notably, we have not found one criminal case in which the trial court inferred prejudice justifying a transfer from publicity of which it merely took judicial notice.197) The court did nothing more than globally label the unspecified publicity as “significant” and “substantial” and state that voir dire in Dallas would be “no *344easy task.”198 But surely, this is not the standard for determining whether pretrial publicity renders a trial unfair. The court’s lack of record documentation or analysis on this point is particularly troubling in light of our acknowledgment that “[e]very claim of potential jury prejudice due to publicity must turn upon its own facts.”199
Despite the trial court’s statement to the contrary, it was not that court’s duty, in ensuring a fair trial, to select “a jury of twelve with no preconceived opinions about A1 Lipscomb.” This simply is not the applicable standard. The law is actually much more realistic:
Qualified jurors need not [] be totally ignorant of the facts and issues involved.
“To hold that the mere existence of any preconceived notion as to the guilt or innocence of an accused, without more, is sufficient to rebut the presumption of a prospective juror’s impartiality would be to establish an impossible standard. It is sufficient if the juror can lay aside his impression or opinion and render a verdict based on the evidence presented in court.”200
A defendant’s right to a fair trial is violated only if he shows that “the trial atmosphere was ‘utterly corrupted by press coverage.’ ”201 Therefore, even if inflammatory pretrial publicity did saturate the community, raising a presumption of prejudice to the defendant, the government can usually rebut this presumption through voir dire that ferrets out such prejudice.202 In this case, to the extent that the district court focused on prejudice to the government, it failed to give Lipscomb any opportunity to rebut that presumption through voir dire.
The exception to this rebuttable-pre-sumption rule regarding prejudicial publicity was announced by the Supreme Court in Rideau v. Louisiana,203 in which a defendant’s uncounselled, taped confession had been broadcast three times to two-thirds of a small community, rendering the venire pool presumptively prejudiced against him, so that confirmation of this prejudice through voir dire was not necessary.204 From Rideau we derived the following rules for habeas cases:
where petitioner adduces evidence of inflammatory, prejudicial pretrial publicity that so pervades or saturates the community as to render virtually impossible a fair trial by an impartial jury drawn from that community, jury prejudice is presumed and there is no further duty to establish bias.
Given that virtually every ease of any consequence will be the subject of some press attention, however, the Rideau *345principle of presumptive prejudice is only rarely applicable, and is confined to those instances where the petitioner can demonstrate an extreme situation of inflammatory pretrial publicity that literally saturated the community in which his trial was held.205
Despite this standing caution against presuming prejudice, the trial court in this case essentially created out of whole cloth a Rideau exception for cases in which publicity is unfavorable to the government and (we infer) jury nullification is possible. Even if such a rule were proper, however, the record of this case would not support its application.
Lipscomb contends that such a rule would not be proper, urging that in fixing the quantum of prejudicial publicity that renders a highly inconvenient transfer discretionary, we should distinguish between publicity prejudicing the defendant and publicity prejudicing the government. Essentially, he proposes that publicity prejudicial to him may justify transfer, but publicity prejudicial to the government cannot. To support this contention, he points to the Advisory Committee Notes to Rule 18, which state:
If the court is satisfied that there exists in the place fixed for trial prejudice against the defendant so great as to render the trial unfair, the court may, of course, fix another place' of trial within the district (if there be such) where such prejudice does not exist. Cf. Rule 21 dealing with transfers between districts.206
Rule 21 — -which some courts find illumina-tive of Rule 18207 — requires an mierdistrict transfer for prejudice if the defendant requests it and the court determines that “there exists in the district where the prosecution is pending so great a prejudice against the defendant that the defendant cannot obtain a fair and impartial trial at any place fixed by law for holding court in that district.”208
We cannot entirely accept Lipscomb’s suggested distinction, because we have in fact upheld a sua sponte mtrodistrict transfer — to a division unrelated to the offense conduct, as here, and over the objection of the defendant — to cleanse the trial of the effects of publicity prejudicing the government. Yet, as Lipscomb correctly notes, whenever we have upheld a sua sponte transfer over the defendant’s objection (whether the prejudice from publicity was to the government or to the defendant), a mistrial had already demonstrated that the venire pool had been badly tainted by publicity and that retrial within the transferring division would pose virtually insuperable difficulties.
Our most recent ruling to this effect, in United States v. Gonzalez,209 exemplifies this pattern: The defendant’s first trial was interrupted by two bomb threats and ended in a hung jury, and his second trial ended in a mistrial after three jurors reported that they received anonymous phone calls urging them to convict.210 “[Cjonsiderable publicity ... from the first *346two trials” resulted.211 Under such easily distinguishable circumstances, the trial court did not abuse its discretion in ordering an intradistrict transfer sua sponte.212 To the same effect are our decisions in United States v. Weddell213 and United States v. Dickie.214,
United States v. Faulkner215 involved prosecution of businessmen who developed condominium projects and in the process exhausted the funds of several savings and loan associations in the Dallas area.216 The “1-30 scandal” generated 1,100 newspaper articles, an ad in a gubernatorial campaign mentioning a defendant in a negative light, and such a public awareness of the case that 60% of Dallas residents had formed an opinion that one defendant was guilty.217 After the first trial — held in the Lubbock division of the Northern District — ended in a mistrial, the trial court attempted voir dire in Dallas itself, but dismissed the panel after several days because of the effect of pretrial publicity.218 The court then granted the defendants’ motions to transfer venue, moving the case to the El Paso division of the Western District, where the trial court sua sponte transferred the case yet again, to the Midland division of the same district.219 On appeal, given the unproblematical interdis-trict transfer, we held that the second, sua sponte transfer did not amount to plain error.220
No case of ours, therefore, stands squarely for the proposition that the government urges us to accept, i.e., that for purposes of the venue of a defendant’s initial trial, pretrial publicity alone would permit the trial court, sua sponte and without a supporting record, to order an intradistrict transfer to a division entirely unrelated to the offense conduct, and in the process overrule the defendant’s objection, giving no regard to convenience, making no attempt at voir dire, and expressing only a generalized desire to ensure that the government, as well as the defendant, receive a fair trial.
In his dissent, Judge Smith urges that the government’s proposed rule is embodied in United States v. Alvarado.221 Even a cursory reading of Alvarado, however, shows that our terse discussion of the transfer issue there is entirely silent on several key questions: (1) Did the district court in that case transfer the case sua sponte; (2) if the transfer was sua sponte, did the district court create a record that showed prejudice by analyzing publicity or by attempting voir dire; (3) by what standard did the district court determine the publicity to be prejudicial; and (4) what was the nature of the publicity itself?222 From the opinion, none of these issues appears to have been contested. As far as the Alvarado opinion goes, the defendants’ argument was founded entirely on a mis-citation and misunderstanding of the criminal venue statutes.223 Research into the *347district court case confirms not only that the Alvarado defendants actually moved to transfer, but also that they asked (unsuccessfully) that a newspaper reporter be instructed not to print anything concerning the rejection of a plea agreement, lest such publicity prejudice the case.224 The Alvarado district court held an evidentiary hearing on the defendants’ motion to transfer “due to publicity in the area” and took the motion under advisement until after voir dire on publicity was concluded.225 At that point, the district court denied the motion226; but the court later reconsidered that denial and granted the motion after a witness caused a mistrial by testifying that defendants had pled guilty.227
All these facts provide context for, and render entirely understandable, the silence of our Alvarado opinion. These facts also completely distinguish Alvarado from this case: The Alvarado trial court did not transfer the case sua sponte as did the Lipscomb court; and the Alvarado defendants advocated transfer, unlike Lipscomb, who vigorously opposed it. Rather than undermine our conclusion here, the Alvarado facts confirm our impression that the transfer in the instant case was quite unusual. Any court that views Alvarado as trumping today’s holding under our rule of orderliness will have been led into serious error.228
We have found only one case (from another circuit) that comes close to supporting the proposition for which the government contends, but that case ultimately is unpersuasive. In United States v. Mabry,229 a defendant moved for individual voir dire regarding pretrial publicity.230 The trial court interpreted this motion as raising a concern about whether trial in the Albuquerque division of the district of New Mexico would be fair' — seemingly to the defendants, not to the government— and transferred the case, over the defendants’ objections, to Roswell,231 which we estimate to be some two hundred miles from Albuquerque. On appeal, the Tenth Circuit found no abuse of discretion: *348“There was no substantial inconvenience to the defendants or the witnesses as a result of the transfer and no real prejudice has been demonstrated.”232
We discern several reasons not to follow the Mabry result here. First, the Mabry district court did not appear to transfer the case out of concern that the government receive a fair trial. To this extent, Mabry actually supports Lipscomb’s contention on that point. Second, the cases on which the Tenth Circuit relied buttress Mabry’s result only weakly, if at all.233 Third, Mabry’s transfer holding has been largely ignored by other courts, perhaps because the Supreme Court later abrogated Mabry’s entrapment-instruction holding.234 Mabry is thus hardly persuasive authority here.
The district court here did not learn through hard experience that voir dire would be challenging. It developed no facts to suggest that the pretrial publicity presumptively or actually tainted the jury pool; it failed to analyze the publicity itself for prejudice; it applied a wrong and unrealistically high standard to determine whether the putative jury would be prejudiced; and it relied on cases of ours that are not on point. There is a plethora of support for holding that the district court abused its discretion in transferring Lipscomb’s case to Amarillo.
7. Summary
Both our precedents and persuasive authorities from other courts suggest, even if only by negative implication, that this case’s facts and proceedings make it a true outlier in the Rule 18 jurisprudence. In concluding that there was no abuse of discretion in the aforementioned cases, neither we nor the other courts have purported to fix any bright-line boundary of that discretion. We are constrained to set one such limit by example, however, believing that the district court’s doctrinal mistakes and clear factual errors make this case an appropriate vehicle with which to circumscribe at least one boundary of the use of Rule 18 discretion. When as here, facts of convenience militate exclusively against transfer, and no factor other than pretrial publicity — some favorable and some unfavorable to both the prosecution and the defense — might, if properly developed and analyzed, militate in favor of transfer, the trial court abuses its discretion under Rule 18 by ordering a far-distant intradistrict transfer, sita sponte and over the defendant’s objections, without (1) attempting voir dire or otherwise creating a record, (2) providing an analysis of the publicity for the record to show how it prejudiced the jury pool, or (3) conducting a Rideau-style presumptive analysis. In this instance, we as an appellate court can detect virtually nothing on the Rule 18 scale to counterbalance the defendant’s established inconvenience; and something outweighs nothing every time.
Given the district court’s abuse of discretion, we must reverse Lipscomb’s conviction, vacate his sentence, and remand *349for a new trial in a venue determined consistently with this opinion.
VIII. CONCLUSION
The trial court had jurisdiction to try Lipscomb for violating 18 U.S.C. § 666, which is facially constitutional and — in my own sole opinion — is constitutional as applied to him. As we conclude that the trial court abused its discretion in transferring Lipscomb’s trial, however, we must reverse and remand for a new trial. The other issues Lipscomb raises on appeal are either moot, meritless, or irrelevant to a new trial.
CONVICTION . REVERSED, SENTENCE VACATED, AND CASE REMANDED for a new trial.
. 18U.S.C. § 666 (2000) (emphasis added).
. United States v. Apple, 927 F.Supp. 1119, 1124 (N.D.Ind.1996).
. 841 F.2d 572 (5th Cir.1988).
. Id. at 573-75.
. Id. at 575.
. id.
. Westmoreland, 841 F.2d at 575.
. Id. at 576.
. Id. at 577-78.
. Id. at 578. We noted that “any reference to federal funds is conspicuously absent from the operative provisions [of § 666], and it is clear that Congress has cast a broad net to encompass local officials who may administer federal funds, regardless of whether they actually do.” Id. at 577.
. Westmoreland, 841 F.2d at 575-76. The Supreme Court has agreed, referring to the $5,000 figure as “the $5,000 threshold for the business or transaction in question.” Salinas v. United States, 522 U.S. 52, 57, 118 S.Ct. 469, 139 L.Ed.2d 352 (1997).
. 987 F.2d 1134 (5th Cir.1993).
. Id. at 1135.
. Id. at 1137-38 (emphasis added).
. 89 F.3d 1185 (5th Cir.1996), aff'd sub nom. Salinas v. United States, 522 U.S. 52, 118 S.Ct. 469, 139 L.Ed.2d 352 (1997).
. Marmolejo, 89 F.3d at 1188-89.
. Id. at 1191 (citing Westmoreland, 841 F.2d at 578).
. Marmolejo, 89 F.3d at 1192-93 (emphasis added). See also id. at 1193 n. 9 (examining legislative history and precedent to determine whether defendants' conduct was behavior that "Congress ... intendfed] to reach").
. Id. at 1203 (Jolly, J., dissenting) (emphasis in original). “Turning to the precise legislative history, I find that it clearly reveals that Congress did not intend for § 666(a)(1)(B) to be applied to conduct such as the acceptance of bribes to allow conjugal visits. Instead, Congress was only concerned with protecting the federal monies disbursed to non-federal entities.” Id.
. 522 U.S. 52, 118 S.Ct. 469, 139 L.Ed.2d 352 (1997).
. Id. at 54, 118 S.Ct. 469.
. Id. at 57, 59, 118 S.Ct. 469.
. Id. at 56-57, 118 S.Ct. 469 (citation omitted and brackets original):
The enactment’s expansive, unqualified language, both as to the bribes forbidden and the entities covered, does not support the *312interpretation that federal funds must be affected to violate § 666(a)(1)(B).... [T]he statute forbids acceptance of a bribe by a covered official who intends "to be influenced or rewarded in connection with any business, transaction, or series of transactions of [the defined] organization, government or agency.” The prohibition is not confined to a business or transaction which affects federal funds. The word "any,” which prefaces the business or transaction clause, undercuts the attempt to impose this narrowing construction.
. Salinas, 522 U.S. at 59, 118 S.Ct. 469.
. Id. at 60-61, 118 S.Ct. 469 (emphases added).
. Fischer v. United States, 529 U.S. 667, 120 S.Ct. 1780, 146 L.Ed.2d 707 (2000).
. Id. at 678, 120 S.Ct. 1780 (internal quotations and brackets omitted) (citing Salinas, 522 U.S. at 56, 118 S.Ct. 469).
. Fischer, 529 U.S. at 678, 120 S.Ct. 1780 (emphasis added).
. Id. at 669-70, 681-82, 120 S.Ct. 1780.
. Id. at 681, 120 S.Ct. 1780.
. Fischer, 529 U.S. at 690 n. 3, 120 S.Ct. 1780 (Thomas, J., dissenting) (emphasis in original).
. Salinas, 522 U.S. at 59, 118 S.Ct. 469.
. United States v. Reyes, 239 F.3d 722, 735 (5th Cir.2001), cert. denied, - U.S. -, 122 S.Ct. 156, 151 L.Ed.2d 106 (2001) and 533 U.S. 961, 121 S.Ct. 2618, 150 L.Ed.2d 772 (2001).
. Burge v. Parish of St. Tammany, 187 F.3d 452, 466 (5th Cir.1999) ("It is a firm rule of this circuit that in the absence of an intervening contrary or superseding decision by this court sitting en banc or by the United States Supreme Court, a pane] cannot overrule a prior panel’s decision.”).
. 219 F.3d 404 (5th Cir.2000).
. Id. at 413-14 ("[TJhere must be some nexus between the criminal conduct and the agency receiving federal assistance.’’) (quoting Moeller, 987 F.2d at 1137) (emphasis original to Phillips).
. Phillips, 219 F.3d at 407-08, 411-15.
.Id. at 411 (citations omitted and emphasis added). To the panel majority, the legislative history of § 666 revealed “Congress’ concern with a defendant's ability to administer or control the federal funds provided to a particular agency,” id. at 411 n. 7, and Fischer counseled that “the fraud must have the potential to affect the identified federal funds or program,” id. at 412 n. 13. But in the "absence of evidence that connects the assessor’s office to control or expenditure of any funds of the parish,” id. at 411 n. 9, prosecuting under § 666 “advances no federal interest in safeguarding a particular federal program,” id. at 414.
. Id. at 423 n. 4 (E. Garza, J., dissenting).
. Phillips, 219 F.3d at 414 (majority).
. Id. at 422-23 (E. Garza, J., dissenting).
. Id. at 422-23.
. United States v. Reyes, 239 F.3d 722 (5th Cir.2001).
. Id. at 726-32.
. Id. at 734 & n. 5.
. Id. at 734 (emphasis added).
. United States v. Williams, 264 F.3d 561 (5th Cir.2001).
. Id. at 566-67.
. Id. at 567-78.
. Steel Co. v. Citizens for a Better Environment, 523 U.S. 83, 90, 118 S.Ct. 1003, 140 L.Ed.2d 210 (1998).
. Hartford Fire Ins. Co. v. California, 509 U.S. 764, 813, 113 S.Ct. 2891, 125 L.Ed.2d 612 (1993) (Scalia, J., dissenting). Legislative jurisdiction "is quite a separate matter from jurisdiction to adjudicate.” Id.
. U.S. Const art. I, § 8, cl. 9.
. U.S. Const, art. I, § 8, cl. 18.
. Edelman v. Jordan, 415 U.S. 651, 678, 94 S.Ct. 1347, 39 L.Ed.2d 662 (1974) ("The Eleventh Amendment defense sufficiently partakes of the nature of a jurisdictional bar so that it need not be raised in the trial court.”).
. Steel Co., 523 U.S. at 89, 118 S.Ct. 1003 (original emphasis removed, emphasis added).
. Ashwander v. TVA, 297 U.S. 288, 346-48, 56 S.Ct. 466, 80 L.Ed. 688 (1936) (Brandeis, J., concurring).
. See, e.g., U.S. v. Fox, 248 F.3d 394, 405 (2001), vacated on other grounds, Fox v. United States, — U.S. -, 122 S.Ct. 1602, 152 L.Ed.2d 617 (2002).
. United States v. Cotton, - U.S. -, 122 S.Ct. 1781, 1785, 152 L.Ed.2d 860 (2002).
. United States v. Suarez, 263 F.3d 468, 484 (6th Cir.2001) (Boggs, J., dissenting in part).
. Salinas, 522 U.S. at 61, 118 S.Ct. 469.
. Compare Salinas, 522 U.S. at 60-61, 118 S.Ct. 469, with Marmolejo, 89 F.3d at 1188— 94 (omitting constitutional analysis). Even the dissent in Marmolejo did not make constitutional arguments. See Marmolejo, 89 F.3d at 1201-05. See also Salinas v. United States, 1997 U.S. Trans. Lexis 48, at *49-50, 1997 WL 631057, *55 (U.S.Oral.Arg.1997):
QUESTION: But the Tenth Amendment argument that you're presenting to us now—
*318MR. ENRIQUEZ: Yes, ma’am.
QUESTION: — did you make that in the lower courts?
MR. ENRIQUEZ: We didn’t specifically come out and say Tenth Amendment, Your Honor.
. Salinas, 522 U.S. at 61, 118 S.Ct. 469.
. Id. at 59-60, 118 S.Ct. 469 (citations and quotation marks omitted).
. See United States v. Rasco, 123 F.3d 222, 226 (5th Cir.1997).
. 1 Laurence H. Tribe, American Constitutional Law § 5-6, at 839 (3d ed. 2000).
. South Dakota v. Dole, 483 U.S. 203, 210, 107 S.Ct. 2793, 97 L.Ed.2d 171 (1987).
. Fischer, 529 U.S. at 689 n. 3, 120 S.Ct. 1780 (Thomas, J., dissenting) (“Section 666 was adopted pursuant to Congress' spending power.”); Phillips, 219 F.3d at 414 ("Congress' authority to enact § 666 rests on the Spending Clause of the Constitution.”). The spending power is not granted in such terms but is an outgrowth of the "Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts, and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the Common Defence and general Welfare of the United States.” U.S. Const, art. I, § 8, cl. 1.
. Tribe, supra note 65, § 5-6, at 833.
. 297 U.S. 1, 56 S.Ct. 312, 80 L.Ed. 477 (1936).
. U.S. Const Art. I, § 8, cl. 1.
. Butler, 297 U.S. at 66, 56 S.Ct. 312.
. Id. at 66-78, 56 S.Ct. 312.
. 330 U.S. 127, 67 S.Ct. 544, 91 L.Ed. 794 (1947).
. Id. at 129 n. 1, citing 18 U.S.C.A. § 61Z. The Hatch Act, although recently reformed, remains on the statute books; today it criminalizes the extortion of political contributions under threat of withholding employment, payments, or benefits that are "provided for or made possible in whole or in part by an Act of Congress.” This language shows that Congress knows how to link criminal sanctions tightly to federal spending, should it so desire.
. Oklahoma, 330 U.S. at 129-34, 67 S.Ct. 544.
. Id. at 143-44, 67 S.Ct. 544.
. Id. at 143, 67 S.Ct. 544.
. 483 U.S. 203, 107 S.Ct. 2793, 97 L.Ed.2d 171 (1987).
. Id. at 205, 107 S.Ct. 2793.
. Id. at 206, 107 S.Ct. 2793.
. Id. at 207-08, 107 S.Ct. 2793. At least one court has concluded that use of § 666 to prosecute crimes with no federal nexus violates the Dole test's third condition. See United States v. McCormack, 31 F.Supp.2d 176 (D.Mass.1998) (finding the statute unconstitutional as applied to a defendant who had bribed a local police officer to prevent that officer's further investigation into a state crime, and the entity that received federal funds was the police department that employed the bribed officer).
. United States v. Sabri, 183 F.Supp.2d 1145, 1156 (D.Minn.2002) ("[T]he statute does not apply to the recipient government.”).
. United States v. Cantor, 897 F.Supp. 110, 113 (S.D.N.Y.1995). A condition statute generally requires a state’s compliance with federal regulatory or administrative directives in exchange for receipt of federal funds. Va. Dep’t of Educ. v. Riley, 106 F.3d 559, 570-72 (4th Cir.1997) (en banc) (plurality opinion).
. Id. ("All Congress has done in Section 666 is to pass a law making the conduct of individuals, not the state, criminal. Hence, I do not believe that a Tenth Amendment argument is appropriate in this case.") (citation omitted).
. See New York v. United States, 505 U.S. 144, 167, 112 S.Ct. 2408, 120 L.Ed.2d 120 (1992) (stating that conditional-grant statutes "may influence a State's legislative choices” *321without clarifying that this is the only thing such statutes may do).
. See Sabri, 183 F.Supp.2d at 1156 (distinguishing § 666 from the conditions attached specifically to highway funding).
. George D. Brown, Stealth Statute — Corruption, the Spending Power, and the Rise of 18 U.S.C. § 666, 73 Notre Dame L.Rev 247, 292-93 (stating that "§ 666 is not a grant condition,” but that it "operates in a similar way to grant conditions” and is analogous to a "crosscutting requirement” — a "generally applicable requirement imposed on grants across the board to further various national, social and economic policies”) (internal quotation marks omitted).
. See United States v. Morgan, 230 F.3d 1067, 1074 (8th Cir.2000) (Bye, J., dissenting):
In enacting § 666, [ ] Congress did not contract with states or local governments. Neither did Congress bestow gifts of funds upon those governments. Rather, Congress passed a federal criminal statute designed to punish conduct that falls within the domain of traditional state concerns (bribery, embezzlement, fraud, etc.). Section 666 reaches beyond punishment of the state and local governments who receive those funds to proscribe the conduct of third persons who aren’t parties to the funding contract. Spending Clause power is not that broad.
See also Sabri, 183 F.Supp.2d at 1157 (finding Judge Bye's observations in Morgan to be “germane and persuasive”). For a scholarly argument to the same effect, see David E. Engdahl, The Spending Power, 44 Duke L.J. 1, 92 (1994).
.See, e.g., Fischer, 529 U.S. at 689 n. 3, 120 S.Ct. 1780 (Thomas, J., dissenting) ("Section 666 was adopted pursuant to Congress' spending power, Art. I, § 8, cl. 1. We have held that the spending power requires, at least, that the exercise of federal power be related ‘to the federal interest in particular national projects or programs.’") (citing Dole); Phillips, 219 F.3d 404, 414 ("[Tjhe power of Congress to impose duties on non-federal entities under the Spending Clause is not without limits.”) (citing Dole); Zwick, 199 F.3d at 687 ("To pass muster under the Spending Clause, legislation regulating behavior of entities receiving federal funds must, among other things, be based upon a federal interest in the particular conduct.”) (citing Dole); McCormack, 31 F.Supp.2d 176, 188 (“Of the four limits established in Dole, limit (3) — requiring that the conditions be related to the federal interest in particular na*322tional projects or programs — provides the most plausible attack on § 666(a).”).
. Dole, 483 U.S. at 207, 107 S.Ct. 2793 (citing Helvering v. Davis, 301 U.S. 619, 640-41, 57 S.Ct. 904, 81 L.Ed. 1307 (1937)).
. Dole, 483 U.S. at 207, 107 S.Ct. 2793 (citing Helvering, 301 U.S. at 640, 645, 57 S.Ct. 904). "[T]he concept of welfare or the opposite is shaped by Congress.” Helvering, 301 U.S. at 645, 57 S.Ct. 904.
. S. Rep. No. 98-225, at 370 (1983).
. Dole, 483 U.S. at 207, 107 S.Ct. 2793 (citing Pennhurst State School and Hospital v. Halderman, 451 U.S. 1, 17, 101 S.Ct. 1531, 67 L.Ed.2d 694 (1981)).
. Even a critic of the broad reading of § 666 concedes that its text is "unambiguously broad.” Brown, supra note 74, at 277.
. Dole, 483 U.S. at 207, 107 S.Ct 2793 (quoting Massachusetts v. United States, 435 U.S. 444, 461, 98 S.Ct. 1153, 55 L.Ed.2d 403 (1978) (plurality opinion)).
. New York v. United States, 505 U.S. 144, 167, 112 S.Ct. 2408, 120 L.Ed.2d 120 (1992).
. Kansas v. United States, 214 F.3d 1196, 1199 (10th Cir.2000); see also New York v. United States, 505 U.S. at 172, 112 S.Ct. 2408 (stating that conditions were valid under Dole because they were "reasonably related to the purpose of the expenditure”).
. United States v. Ferrara, 990 F.Supp. 146, 152 (E.D.N.Y.1998) ("Federalism has not been compromised here. The federal government has a right to attach reasonable conditions to the disbursement of its funds. State and local governments are free to accept or *323reject federal monies so encumbered.”). There was nothing federal about the Ferrara defendants' conduct: they bribed members of a town board to secure a change in zoning that would have permitted the construction of a radio tower. Id. at 148.
.United States v. Russo, 111 F.3d 124 (2d Cir.1997) (table) (unpublished), 1997 WL 168276 at *2 ("Because the conduct prohibited by § 666 furthers the legitimate federal interest in protecting federal funds from local bribery schemes, the statute falls well within the scope of Congress’ spending power.”) (omitting any discussion of a connection to federal funds); United States v. Cantor, 897 F.Supp. 110, 113 (1995) ("Nor is the conduct prohibited by § 666 so remote from the federal interest in protecting federal funds from the effects of local bribery schemes as to exceed the scope of [the] Congressional spending power or to run afoul of the Tenth Amendment.") (applying § 666 to a defendant who had helped bribe an attorney for the New York City Board of Education, without detailing any connection to federal funds); United States v. Bigler, 907 F.Supp. 401, 402 (S.D.Fla.1995) (rejecting a facial challenge to § 666).
. See, e.g., United States v. Rooney, 37 F.3d 847, 851 (2d Cir.1994) ("[Section] 666's manifest purpose is to safeguard finite federal resources from corruption and to police those with control of federal funds.”); id. at 849 (stating that the defendant was developing a federally-funded housing project).
. Dole, 483 U.S. at 208, 107 S.Ct. 2793 (collecting cases).
. Id. at 210, 107 S.Ct. 2793 (emphasis added).
. Id.
. See United States v. Ardoin, 19 F.3d 177, 188 & n. 37 (5th Cir.1994) (Wiener, J., concurring in part, dissenting in part and in the result) ("[T]he enumerated-power test of a federal statute's validity is whether ‘the Congress might reasonably find that the act relates to one of the federal powers.’ ") (quoting John E. Nowak & Ronald D. Rotunda, Constitutional Law § 3.3 (West Publishing 1991)).
. U.S. Const, art. I, § 8. cl. 18 (emphasis added).
. 4 Wheat. 316, 17 U.S. 316, 4 L.Ed. 579 (1819).
. Id. at 421.
. Id. at 416-17 ("So, with respect to the whole penal code of the United States: whence arises the power to punish, in cases not prescribed by the constitution? All admit, that the government may, legitimately, punish any violation of its laws; and yet, this is not among the enumerated powers of congress.”).
. U.S. Const, art. I, § 8, cl. 7.
. McCulloch, 17 U.S. at 417.
. Id. at 418.
. Infra at 369.
. P.L. 99-646, § 59, 100 Stat 3592, 3612-13 (1986).
. Westmoreland, 841 F.2d at 577 ("[T]he amended version of section 666 reinforces our interpretation.... [I]ts legislative history indicates that the relevant changes were 'technical' ones.”).
. H.R. Rep. No. 99-797 at 30 (1986), reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. 6138, 6153:
[S]ection 42 of the [House's version of the technical corrections] bill amends 18 U.S.C. § 666, which deals with theft or bribery concerning programs receiving federal funds.... Election 42 amends 18 U.S.C. § 666 to avoid its possible application to acceptable commercial and business practices. Section 42 also makes technical amendments in 18 U.S.C. § 666 to conform that section to the drafting style and format used generally in title 18 of the United States Code.
A footnote in the report, id. at 30 n. 9, reprinted in 1986 U.S.C.C.A.N. at 6153 n. 9, also stated:
18 U.S.C. § 666 prohibits bribery of certain public officials, but does not seek to constrain lawful commercial business transactions. Thus, 18 U.S.C. § 666 prohibits corruptly giving or receiving anything of value for the purpose of influencing or being influenced in connection with any business, transaction, or series of transactions.
. Comprehensive Crime Control Act of 3984, Pub. L. No. 98-473, § 1104(a), 98 Stat. 1837, 2143-44 (1984).
. See Pub L. No. 98-473, 98 Stat. at 1837-2199. Entering “98 P.L. 473” on Lexis retrieves a list of the omnibus bill's twenty-eight short titles and a sense of its massive scope; it included five of the thirteen appropriations bills for fiscal year 1985. A summary of the bill, H.J. Res. 648 (98th Cong.), is available at http://thomas.loc.gov (visited Oct. 13, 2001).
. See H.R. Rep. No 98-1159 (1984) (conference report), reprinted in 130 Cong. Rec. 31445 (Oct. 10, 1984); S. Rep. No. 98-634 (1984) (Senate Appropriations, accompanying SJ. Res. 356); and H.R. Rep. No. 98-1030 (1984) (House Appropriations). Parts of the conference report are reprinted at 1984 U.S.C.C.A.N. 3710-17; for the conference report’s entire discussion of the crime bill, see 130 Cong. Rec. at 31565-67.
*326The absence of language interpreting § 666 from the reports on this bill is understandable also as a result of the omnibus bill’s timing. Congress enacted it and the President signed it during October 10-12, 1984, less than a month before an election. See 98 Stat. at 2199.
. See 1984 U.S.C.C.A.N. at 3182.
. S. Rep No 98-225, at 369 (1984), reprinted in 1984 U.S.C.C.A.N. 3182, 3510 (emphases added).
. Id.
. S. Rep No. 98-225, at 370, reprinted in 1984 U.S.C.C.A.N. at 3511 (emphasis added).
. Id.
. United States v. Hinton, 683 F.2d 195, 198-200 (7th Cir.1982); United States v. Mosley, 659 F.2d 812, 815-16 (7th Cir.1981).
. United States v. Del Toro, 513 F.2d 656, 658-61 (2d Cir.1975).
. Id. at 662.
. "Arguably [] Congress did not intend the involvement of federal funds in a corrupt transaction to be a factual certainty.” Westmoreland, 841 F.2d at 577 (interpreting Del Toro).
. S. Rep. No. 98-225, at 369 ("The proposal is derived from S. 1630, the Criminal Code Reform Act of 1981 [,] approved by the Committee in the 97th Congress.”) & n. 1 (“See, e.g., sections 1731 (Theft) and 1751 (Commercial Bribery) of S. 1630 and the discussion at pages 726 and 803 of S. Rept. No. 97-307 (97th Cong., 1st Sess.”)), reprinted in 1984 U.S.C.C.A.N. at 3510.
. S. 1630, 97th Cong. § 101 (1981) (recodi-fying all of Title 18). This jurisdictional language in the proposed bribery section would have been the new 18 U.S.C. § 1351(c)(6). See S. 1630, 97th Cong. § 101, at 76-77 (codifying program bribery offense).
The commercial bribery section in the 1981 bill contained a similar nexus requirement for the existence of federal jurisdiction. See S. 1630, 97th Cong. § 101, at 134 (1981) (proposing anew 18 U.S.C. § 1751(c)(l)(I)).
. Any attempt to rely on the legislative history of the 1981 bill is therefore misguided. Unfortunately, a panel of this court has done so, quoting the 1981 report as if it were the 1983 report that shed light on the enacted text. See Phillips, 219 F.3d at 413 n. 14 (citing United States v. Coyne, 4 F.3d 100, 110 n. 1 (2d Cir.1993) for its description of the "Committee Report,” but failing to note that the quote was from the 1981 report, not the 1983 report). Both Phillips and Coyne erred in relying on a report interpreting a jurisdictional requisite that never became law.
. Compare United States v. Sabri, 183 F.Supp.2d 1145, 1154-58 (D.Minn.2002) (seemingly holding, contra Salinas, § 666 to be a facially unconstitutional exercise of the spending power) and United States v. McCormack, 31 F.Supp.2d 176, 178, 183-89 (D.Mass.1998) (finding § 666 unconstitutional, because exceeding Congress's spending power, as applied to indict defendant who bribed a local police officer to prevent investigation and prosecution of state crimes, despite the fact that the police department received federal funds) with United States v. Ferrara, 990 F.Supp. 146, 152 (E.D.N.Y.1998) (rejecting federalism challenge to indictment of defendant who attempted to bribe members of a town board so that they would vote to approve zoning changes necessary to the construction of a radio tower completely unconnected to federal funds) and United States v. Bigler, 907 F.Supp. 401, 402 (S.D.Fla.1995) (sustaining indictment against federalism and Tenth-Amendment attack, and finding § 666 a constitutional exercise of, because necessary and proper to, the spending and general-welfare powers, without detailing any connection to federal funds). See also United States v. Cantor, 897 F.Supp. 110, 112-13 (S.D.N.Y.1995) (affirming the constitutionality of § 666 under the spending power and against Tenth-Amendment attack, and thus sustaining in*329dictment of defendant who had facilitated bribery of official of Board of Education, without detailing any connection to federal funds).
. 199 F.3d 672 (3d Cir.1999).
. Id. at 687 (parallel citations omitted).
. Id.
. Id. at 686.
. Id. Evidence in Zwick showed that federal funds supported erosion control and emergency snow removal. Id. at 688. The defendant, a township commissioner, had taken bribes in exchange for action on "sewer access, use permits and landscaping performance bonds.” Id. Finding "no obvious connection” between the two, the court remanded for a new trial. Id.
. United States v. DeLaurentis, 230 F.3d 659, 662 (3d Cir.2000) (vacating dismissal of § 666 counts against former supervisor of police detectives for Hammonton, New Jersey, when a jury might conclude that (1) Ham-monton received $25,000 a year under the federal Community Oriented Policing Services Program, (2) the defendant was bribed to intercede to protect a local bar, and (3) a federally-funded police officer was dispatched to the bar).
. See United States v. Suarez, 263 F.3d 468, 472-73, 489-91 (6th Cir.2001) (affirming conviction of police officer for converting victim restitution funds and police evidence). The *330Suarez majority does not clearly state that Suarez is a constitutional holding, but Suarez "clarifie[d] that this claim is a constitutional one.” Id. at 484 (Boggs, J., dissenting as to Part VI). See also United States v. Dakota, 188 F.3d 663, 666-68 (6th Cir.1999) (affirming conviction of an agent of a tribal organization that received federal funds, although the agent's offense conduct bore no relation to federal funds).
. Suarez v. United States, - U.S. -, 122 S.Ct. 1547, 152 L.Ed.2d 472 (2002) (mem.).
. United States v. Grossi, 143 F.3d 348, 350 (7th Cir.1998); id.:
Grossi wants us to say that, unless the program or activity that was touched by bribery itself received $10,000 in federal funds, the "circumstance described in subsection (b)” does not obtain. Yet money is fungible and its effect transcends program boundaries. The general assistance program has more to spend on welfare (or dangle as a lure for bribes) if the federal government meets some of the Township’s other expenses.
Congress has on occasion limited regulation to the specific activity that receives the federal money. [Giving examples of statutory language] ... Section 666(b), by contrast, refers not to a "program or activity” but to the "organization, government, or agency." The difference is palpable.
. Id. at 350. The court also stated that "the district court's subject-matter jurisdiction is supplied by 18 U.S.C. § 3231 and is secure.” Id. at 351.
. United States v. Santopietro, 166 F.3d 88 (2d Cir.1999).
. Id. at 93.
. Id.
. Id. at 91.
. Id. at 93-94 (emphasis added; citations and internal quotation marks omitted).
. See United States v. Santopietro, 996 F.2d 17, 18 (2d Cir.1993) (prior merits appeal) ("Benefits to certain bankers and land developers included zoning changes, subdivision approvals, confidential appraisal information for use in bidding on city-owned property, expedited treatment from city agencies, and input into appointments.”).
. Santopietro, 166 F.3d at 93.
. This may be the rule in the Fourth Circuit, which has summarized § 666 as banning "payoffs to state and local officials-who influence the distribution of federal funds.” United States v. Jennings, 160 F.3d 1006, 1012 (4th Cir.1998). However, the offense conduct in Jennings clearly involved federally funded programs: the bribed official gave federally funded housing-construction contracts to the briber. Id. at 1010-12.
.Santopietro, 166 F.3d at 94 n. 3:
We need not consider whether Santopie-tro’s role as mayor — the chief executive officer of the city and hence the officer ultimately responsible for all city departments — would render the statute applica*332ble to corrupt payments received by him for any transaction involving the city, even though the federal funds were received for a program entirely unrelated to the program in connection with which the corrupt payments were made.
. See Tribe, supra note 65, § 5-3, at 798-802, 805.
. Zwick, 199 F.3d at 687.
. See U.S. Bureau of the Census, U.S. Dep't of Commerce, Statistical Abstract of the United States: 2001, tables 435, 437, 439, 445, 447 (121st ed. 2001) (showing total revenue and federal revenue of the states and the largest cities and counties by population). None of the states, and none of the cities and counties listed, relies on the federal government for a majority of its revenue.
. Salinas, 522 U.S. at 61, 118 S.Ct. 469.
. Lipscomb is an "agent” under the statute because he is an "officer” of Dallas. 18 U.S.C. § 666(d)(1) (2000). Even if he were merely an agent of a "subdivision of the [] legislative ... branch of government,” the statute’s text would still cover him. 18 U.S.C. § 666(d)(2) (2000).
. See United States v. Bailey, 990 F.2d 119, 126 (4th Cir.1993) (citations omitted):
We find no merit to this claim.... [T]he Tenth Amendment does not prohibit the federal government from enforcing its laws, even when there are state laws addressing the same criminal act.
Although South Carolina could have brought state criminal charges against Bailey based upon the same facts, this does not prevent the United States from enforcing its criminal statutes.
. Both reasons were part of the Senate Judiciary Committee’s thinking in recommending that the Senate enact § 666. See S. Rep. No. 98-225 at 369, reprinted in 1984 U.S.C.C.A.N. at 3510:
In many cases, such prosecution is impossible because title has passed to the recipient before the property is stolen, or the funds are so commingled that the Federal character of the funds cannot be shown. This situation gives rise to a serious gap in the law, since even though title to the monies may have passed, the Federal Government clearly retains a strong interest in assuring the integrity of such program funds. Indeed, a recurring problem in this area (as well as in the related area of bribery of the administrators of such funds) has been that State and local prosecutors are often unwilling to commit their limited resources to pursue such thefts, deeming the United States the principal party aggrieved.
. See Part I.B., supra (discussing jurisdictional facts).
. See Richard A. Posner, Economic Analysis of the Law 698 (5th ed. 1998) (emphasis added):
Some federal criminal jurisdiction can be explained by reference to the point ... that monopolies of political power are more easily achieved at the state than at the federal level. Federal criminal prosecutions of corrupt local government officials exploit the relative incorruptibility of federal officials— stemming from the greater costs of corrupting a federal agency ... — in order to reduce corruption at the local level.
. See infra at 377.
. See Posner, supra note 120, at 697.
. CTS Corp. v. Dynamics Corp. of America, 481 U.S. 69, 96-97, 107 S.Ct. 1637, 95 L.Ed.2d 67 (1987) (Scalia, J., concurring).
. Westmoreland, 841 F.2d at 578.
. Santopietro, 166 F.3d at 93. Meat inspection is very much a federal responsibility, however, and the Second Circuit may have overlooked the Federal Meat Inspection Act, 21 U.S.C. § 601 et seq., especially 21 U.S.C. § 622 (banning bribeiy of meat inspectors employed by the United States).
. Salinas, 522 U.S. at 57, 118 S.Ct. 469 ("Courts in applying criminal laws generally must follow the plain and unambiguous meaning of the statutory language. Only the most extraordinary showing of contrary intentions in the legislative history will justify a departure from that language.”) (quoting United Stales v. Albertini, 472 U.S. 675, 680, 105 S.Ct. 2897, 86 L.Ed.2d 536 (1985)) (further citations, internal quotation marks, and brackets omitted).
. United. States v. Asibor, 109 F.3d 1023, 1037 (5th Cir.1997); United States v. Alvarado, 647 F.2d 537, 539 (5th Cir. Unit A June 1981).
. Koon v. United States, 518 U.S. 81, 100, *339116 S.Ct. 2035, 135 L.Ed.2d 392 (1996).
. Esmark Apparel, Inc. v. James, 10 F.3d 1156, 1163 (5th Cir.1994).
. 1 Steven Alan Childress & Martha S. Davis, Federal Standards of Review § 4.01(A) (3d ed. 1999).
. United. States v. Dickie, 775 F.2d 607, 609 (5th Cir.1985), abrogated in part on other grounds, 37 F.3d 160 (5th Cir.1994), (brackets omitted) (citing United States v. Malmay, 671 F.2d 869, 876 (5th Cir.1982)).
. United States v. Duncan, 919 F.2d 981, 985 (5th Cir.1990) ("An intradistrict transfer is not required absent a strong showing of prejudice.”); Malmay, 671 F.2d at 876. See also Dickie, 775 F.2d at 609.
. See United States v. Osum, 943 F.2d 1394, 1399 (5th Cir.1991) ("[T]he transfer [requested by the government] may be granted within the trial court's discretion unless the defendant shows that a transfer would be prejudicial.”). Osum cited only Duncan for this proposition, but Duncan actually involved a transfer motion made by the defendant. Duncan, 919 F.2d at 985. Osum also stated that "[W]e cannot in this case, given the existence of a valid reason supporting transfer and no showing of prejudice by the defendant, say that the district court abused its discretion.” Osum, 943 F.2d at 1400.
. Osum, 943 F.2d at 1400 (finding that the transferee judge’s familiarity with the conspiracy alleged in the case was a "legitimate reason”).
. See U.S. Const, art. 3, § 2, cl. 3; U.S. Const, amend. VI.
. United States v. James, 528 F.2d 999, 1021 (5th Cir.1976) (noting that the Sixth Amendment makes "no reference to a division within a judicial district”); Lafoon v. United States, 250 F.2d 958, 959 (5th Cir.1958).
. Dupoint v. United States, 388 F.2d 39, 44 (5th Cir.1967) (interpreting a prior version of *340Rule 18 that did not allow for an intradistrict transfer for the prompt administration of justice).
. Fed.R.Crim.P. 21(a):
For Prejudice in the District. The court upon motion of the defendant shall transfer the proceeding ... to another district ... if the court is satisfied that there exists in the district where the prosecution is pending so great a prejudice against the defendant that the defendant cannot obtain a fair and impartial trial ... in that district.
See also Fed.R.Crim.P. 21(b) (“For the convenience of parties and witnesses, and in the interest of justice, the court upon motion of the defendant may transfer the proceeding ... to another district.”).
. Fed.R.Crim.P. 18.
. See 2 Charles Alan Wright, Federal Practice and Procedure Crim. § 305, at 339-40 & n. 11 (3d ed. 2000 & supp. 2002) (collecting cases) ("There is now substantial authority for the proposition that the court ... may take into account numerous factors appearing in the particular case.”). Compare Fed.R.Crim.P. 18 advisory committee's notes to 1979 amendments:
The amendment to rule 18 does not eliminate either of the existing considerations which bear upon fixing the place of trial within a district, but simply adds yet another consideration in the interest of ensuring compliance with the Speedy Trial Act of 1974. The amendment does not authorize the fixing of the place of trial for yet other reasons. Cf. United States v. Fernandez, 480 F.2d 726 (2d Cir.1973) (court in the exercise of its supervisory power held improper the fixing of the place of trial "for no apparent reason other than the convenience of the judge”).
. This case is thus readily distinguishable from United States v. Gourley, 168 F.3d 165 (5th Cir.1999), where we found no abuse of discretion when the Southern District of Texas transferred a trial from the Houston division to the Laredo division. Some of the defendant’s witnesses were in Houston, id. at 171, suggesting that convenience in that case may have cut in favor of Houston; but an element of the offense conduct — conspiracy to import cocaine — took place "at the border near Laredo,” and the crime in progress was detected in both Laredo and Houston. Id. at 167.
. Dickie, 775 F.2d at 610.
. Although Lipscomb was not represented by court-appointed lawyers, the trial court's use of "retained” connotes that Lipscomb was paying his lawyers' fees. The record clearly shows, however, that Lipscomb faced large legal bills, lacked the means of his own to pay them (partly because Dallas city council members are not paid a salary), and resorted to fundraising. One article also stated that Lipscomb’s lead defense lawyer had placed himself last in line for whatever money Lipscomb might manage to raise.
. See James, 528 F.2d at 1003, 1021-22 (showing that convenience did not militate against transfer because six of the seven defendants did not even live in state, much less in the transferring division, and four of the witnesses were in jail). In the other case relied on by the district court, the defendants never objected to the place of trial, which was only forty miles further from the place of the crime than the alternative courthouse; inconvenience, if any, was slight. United States v. Bridges, 551 F.2d 651, 652 & n. 5 (5th Cir.1977).
. See United States v. Burns, 662 F.2d 1378, 1382-83 (11th Cir. Dec.1981).
. 18 U.S.C. § 3161 (2000).
. The scheduling order determined, pursuant to 18 U.S.C. § 3161(h)(8)(A) and (B)(iv), that the ends of justice would be best served by the new trial date.
. See note 137.
. See 18 U.S.C. § 3161.
. United States v. Howell, 719 F.2d 1258, 1262 (5th Cir.1983).
. In re Chesson, 897 F.2d 156, 159 (5th Cir.1990).
. Thus, when the Western District of Louisiana was at two-thirds its authorized strength, and the trial judge not only resided in Monroe, Louisiana, but also had other civil and criminal matters on his docket diere, he did not abuse his discretion by transferring an anticipated three-week trial there from Lake Charles, Louisiana, 150 miles away, over the defendants' objections that they, their witnesses, and their counsel lived and worked in the Lake Charles area. Chesson, 897 F.2d at 157-59. In another case, even though the offense was committed in Greenville, Mississippi, and all the witnesses, counsel, and defendants were located there, the district court did not abuse its discretion by fixing the place of trial at Oxford, Mississippi, where the district court had other cases scheduled. United States v. Harris, 25 F.3d 1275, 1277-78 (5th Cir.1994).
. United States v. Faulkner, 17 F.3d 745, 757 & n. 13 (5th Cir.1994) (listing courtroom availability as one of the considerations that prevented an intradistrict transfer from rising to the level of plain error, which was the applicable standard of review because defendants had failed to preserve error).
. United States v. McKinney, 53 F.3d 664, 673 (5th Cir.1995).
. Harris, 25 F.3d at 1278 ("Rule 1'8 allows a court to consider 'the prompt administration of justice' in fixing the place of trial, and 'matters of security clearly fall within that consideration.' ”) (quoting Fed.R.Crim.P. 18 and United States v. Afflerbach, 754 F.2d 866, 869 (10th Cir.1985)).
. United States v. Parker, 877 F.2d 327, 331 (5th Cir.1989).
. Although the court did state that the media had reported material filed under seal, the only sealed material in the record on appeal is Lipscomb’s pre-sentencing report. We therefore have no way of evaluating the prejudice of the reports to which the court referred and reviewing the court’s reasoning on this point.
. The government points us to In re Agent Orange Product Liability Litigation, 818 F.2d 145, 169 (2d Cir.1987), but that was not a criminal case, and the court there took notice of the publicity to evaluate not prejudice among the venire pool but the sufficiency of notice to potential class members.
. We are somewhat troubled by the implication in this remark that, foreseeing a lengthy jury-selection process in Dallas, the court may have become concerned for its own convenience.
. United States v. Aragon, 962 F.2d 439, 444 (5th Cir.1992).
. Murphy v. Florida, 421 U.S. 794, 799-800, 95 S.Ct. 2031, 44 L.Ed.2d 589 (1975) (quoting Irvin v. Dowd, 366 U.S. 717, 723, 81 S.Ct. 1639, 6 L.Ed.2d 751 (1961)). See also Dobbertv. Florida, 432 U.S. 282, 302, 97 S.Ct. 2290, 53 L.Ed.2d 344 (1977) (same).
. Black v. Collins, 962 F.2d 394, 409 (5th Cir.1992) (quoting Dobbert, 432 U.S. at 303, 97 S.Ct. 2290).
. Parker, 877 F.2d at 331 (quoting United States v. Harrelson, 754 F.2d 1153, 1159 (5th Cir.1985)).
. 373 U.S. 723, 83 S.Ct. 1417, 10 L.Ed.2d 663 (1963).
. Id. at 724, 83 S.Ct. 1417.
. Mayola v. Alabama, 623 F.2d 992, 997 (5th Cir.1980) (citations, brackets, and internal quotation marks omitted).
. Fed.R.CrimP. 18 advisory committee’s notes to 1966 amendments (emphasis added).
. See United States v. Walker, 890 F.Supp. 954, 958 n. 5 (D.Kan.1995) (collecting authorities).
. Fed.R.Crim.P. 21(a) (emphasis added).
. 163 F.3d 255 (5th Cir.1998).
. Id. at 259.
. Id.
. Id. at 260.
. 800 F.2d 1404, 1406 (5th Cir.1986).
. 775 F.2d 607 (5th Cir.1985).
. 17 F.3d 745 (5th Cir.1994).
. Id. at 751-54, 756.
. Id. at 756 & n. 9.
. Id. at 754.
. United States v. Faulkner, 17 F.3d at 754-55.
. Id. at 757-58.
. 647 F.2d 537 (5th Cir. Unit A June 1981).
. Id. at 539-40.
. Id. at n. 4.
. See proceedings in United States v. Martinez, No. Cr. B-78-29 (S.D. Tex., Brownsville Div.), particularly the docket sheet entries for 8/17/79 (motion regarding newspaper reporter made and rejected); 8/24/79 and 8/27/79 (motions to transfer made). Martinez was the caption of Alvarado in the district court until the transfer of proceedings against fourteen defendants, at which point the case became United States v. Alvarado, No. Cr. V-79-4 (S.D. Tex., Victoria Div.) — the case appealed to us.
. Martinez, docket sheet at entry for 8/28/79.
. Id. at entry for 8/30/79. The court also denied a motion for mistrial based on some jurors having been seen with a newspaper. Id. at entry for 9/17/79.
. Id. at entry for 9/21/79.
. The dissent's reliance on two other cases is similarly misplaced. United States v. Kaufman, 858 F.2d 994, 1006 (5th Cir.1988) is entirely irrelevant here, because docket management is, as we have noted, a permissible factor in the Rule 18 balancing, but one that is entirely absent from this record. The reasoning of the other Fifth Circuit case that the dissent relies on is also easily understood:
[Tjthe Southern District of Texas was the only district in which (at least absent further evidence) venue was initially proper as to all counts. While this does not prevent a Rule 21(b) transfer of all counts to another district, it is at least an indication that the government's selection of the forum was not arbitrary. We conclude that the district court did not abuse its discretion in denying Fagan's Rule 21(b) motion.
United States v. Fagan, 821 F.2d 1002, 1008 (5th Cir.1987).
. 809 F.2d 671 (10th Cir.1987).
. Id. at 683.
. Id.
. Id.
. See United States v. Raineri, 670 F.2d 702, 706 (7th Cir.1982) (finding no abuse of discretion where trial court refused to transfer case to towns that lacked federal courthouses); Burns, 662 F.2d at 1383 (reversing the trial court's transfer order that was based conclu-sionally on the district's court's policy of consolidating criminal trials in one courthouse); United States v. Young, 618 F.2d 1281, 1288 (8th Cir.1980) (restating the general rule that a defendant has no constitutional right to be tried in a particular district).
.See United States v. Whalen, 976 F.2d 1346, 1348 n. 1 (10th Cir.1992) (“Mabry has since been indirectly overruled by Mathews v. United States, 485 U.S. 58, 108 S.Ct. 883, 99 L.Ed.2d 54 (1988).'').